David Scott Aubrey

Age: 37
Sex: Male
Location: Where the Smell Came From
Occupation: Happy Little Vegemite. You HEARD me, dammit ... !
Status: Eyeing you suspiciously since 2006!
Member since: Jan 2006
Forum posts: 430
E-mail: dsaub [at] hotmail.com
Web site: http://my.opera.com/clean/

About me

David Scott Aubrey is a world-renowned artist and writer, with works numbering in the hundreds of thousands across media and genres of all types.

Some of his best-known works include the Pulitzer Prize-winning novel, I'm Not Lactating Nearly Enough, the Eisner Award-winning comic book series, Christ! What's That Under My Foot? and the Myer Award-winning performance art piece, Damn Gravity, where he maintains a marathon seven hour stint in front of a large television whilst sleeping on a recliner in an air-conditioned room on a hot summer's day in a post-ironic protest against global warming.

His latest work is another performance art piece called, The David Fund, where he attempts to disprove The Secret's Law of Attraction by daring people to send him large sums of money for absolutely nothing in return. Those who wish to disprove his disproval can send money. Those who want to prove his disproval can send money, too. Uh ... wait, I'm confused ... ! Ehh ... just send money.

His Archibald Prize-winning series of Surrealist paintings, Yes, A Rhino's Horn Up the Backside Would Be a Pain in the Ass, I'd Imagine can be seen at the National Gallery until the 15^th.

You can also find copies of his new ARIA Award-winning CD, Noises I Make to Clear Elevators 2 online if you're fast enough.

Can you handle my blog? Sometimes, I'm not sure I can ... !

My work

Tired just thinking about work of any kind. Work leads to diseases like the horrible Having to Wake Up to an Alarm, the agonizing Catching Public Transport, and the debilitating Missing Your Nap Today.

Fast facts

At the movies I like to see:Something I can't see every day!
Last movie seen:At the cinema? Watchmen!
Music I listen to:Depends on my mood; baroque to heavy metal; Scott Joplin to The Offspring; Dogs Barking to Lawns Mowing.
Best album right now:The Offspring - Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace
Favorite author:Joe R Lansdale. Or Graham Masterton. Or ...
Last book read:The Fifth Witch by Graham Masterton
Best game right now:The Poppit! Show
Favorite sports team:Not into sports, but in a pinch I suppose it'd be whomever is in the lineup for Queensland in the State of Origin (Rugby League) each year
I'm passionate about:The handful of people on the planet I love. The other 5,999,999,980 (give or take) ... ehh.
I wish I could:"Kill all the humans ... ?" No ... ? Okay ... fly.
Favorite travel destination:Who travels? Okay ... my parent's place: It's tranquil.
On my vacation I..:Try to do as little as humanly possible, including breathing, pumping blood around my body, etc.
If I won 1 million dollars, I would:Try to turn it into $ 15,000,000.00 (who can live on a measly million?)
If I were a super hero I would:Create a totalitarian regime kind of like the one in the 'Empire' comic book series, or wear my underwear on the outside of my duds and fly around helping people - it depends on my mood!
Fashion I rather not see again:Low-riding pants with a g-string poking out over them
My worst purchase ever:Low-riding pants with a g-string poking out over them? :D
I want my coffee..:Now, dammit!
Food I like:Have you SEEN my stomach?! What food DON'T I like?! Oh, okay ... tonight I saw fried little baby Octopus' (Octopii?). Not a big fan.
I don't like:Humans. Well, okay ... a handful of them are all right ... but the rest of you smell! ;) (NOTE THE SMILEY! NOTE THE SMILEY ... !)
Software I use:Windows Vista Home Basic, Microsoft Office 2003, Adobe Photoshop CS3 and (of course) Opera!
Hardware I use:Intel Celeron 540 1.8 GHz Processor, 80 Gb Hard Drive, 1 Gb RAM Compaq Presario C731TU Notebook (which - in the olden-days - used to be called a laptop) running Vista Home Basic with a Canon Pixma MP610 MFC
I discovered My Opera from:For the life of me, I can't remember ... but I'm glad I did!