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June 2009

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A Point to Pick

Sunday, 28. June 2009, 01:36:19

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers ...

Peter Piper picked a peck of ...

Peter Piper picked ...

Wait a minute ... !

Peppers aren't pickled pre-picking!

Pickling is a post-picking activity!

Peter Piper is full of it!

What a putz! A prick, even! Pronouncing how he picked pickled peppers when - clearly - they were pickled post picking!

Post picked pickling occurred here!

We've been deceived ... ! Someone's plainly been paltering!

It should be Peter Piper picked a peck of pre-pickled peppers which he pickled post-picking but pronounced he had picked pre-pickled because he's a prick!

Anyway ... we all know peppers are really capsicum ... !

Huh! Fucking Peter Piper ...

... lying little fucker ...

* storms off in a huff *

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Saturday Superlame - Music Edition

Saturday, 27. June 2009, 02:44:59

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Alice Cooper
And when I give my pet rabbit some lettuce ... ?
He goes like this:
"Nom Nom Nom Nom!"





Britney Spears:
Hey ... are you one of the .027% of people on the planet who haven't seen this ... ?





Avril Lavign:
Point One:
I want some bloody underwear!
If you think I'm gonna 'Do a Britney ... '





Iggy Pop:
Keith Richards ... ?
Who's this Keith Richards bloke they keep comparing me to ... ?





Lou Bega:
"Skip to the 'Lou', my Darling ... !"
Get it ... ?
Skip to the ... 'Lou ... ?'
I'm Lou Bega!
Get it ... ?
Get it ... ?





Steve Tyler: Aaaaahhhhh!

Unidentified Model/Person Steve Hired as Eye Candy:
Aaaaahhhhh!
'Aaaaahhhhh' is right!
Your hand is bloody cold!





Dee Snider from Twisted Sister:
Aaagh!
Stop pinching me, you bitches ... !





Puff Daddy
P Diddy
Diddy
Sean 'Puffy' Combs
Oh, for Fuck's Sake!
Sean Combs:
Holy shit ... a ... a ... a woman ... ! O-okay ... uh ... I know what to do ...

U-um ... uhh ... h-h-hell ... oh ... uhh ...

... shit ...





Myley Cyrus:
Rrrgh!
Rrrgh!
I swear ... if it's the last thing I ever do ...
... I'm gonna turn these white pants brown ... !





George: That-woman-was-behind-me-and-not-I-am-a-robot.

John: That-woman-was-behind-me-and-not-I-am-a-robot.

Ringo: This-woman-is-behind-me-and-turning-me-into-a-rotob.

Paul: Oh, shit ... I'm next ... !


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David's Demotivators

Saturday, 20. June 2009, 22:46:56

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Thought I'd put the Superlame's aside this week and have a go at the demotivators, instead ...

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