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September 2009

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Fictional rugby league player Johnno Balsac was injured today in an incident in the hotel where his team were staying after last night's game.

Dodging a drunken, half-naked player who was mistakenly trying to get into the wrong hotel room, Balsac slipped on human feces which had been left in the hallway by another player, where he struck his head.

Though the injury could have been much worse, Balsac's head was cushioned by another footballer who was trying to insert his fingers into the anus of another player (who was urinating at the time).

Balsac stated later that he should have been looking where he was going, but he'd been distracted by another player glassing his girlfriend.

Fortunately, nobody is looking up to Balsac, who's reputation is in tatters after this latest incident.



Ground Control to Major Tom

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Take your protein pills and put your helmet on ...



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In world news, tensions escalated between superpowers Furtopia and Catfiania earlier today when an advanced Furtopian biological UAV entered Catfianian territory, where it was captured.

People all over the world are anxiously awaiting an official response from leaders of both countries. In the meantime, however, speculation has been rife as to what could have caused the probe to stray into Catfianian airspace.

One reporter put forth the idea that the probe may have departed from its legal flight plan due to a malfunction, but his voice was quickly silenced by a bolt from the blue accompanied by maniacal laughter from thin air just as he finished pronouncing the word, 'malfunction'.

Footage has been released showing a Catfianian ground patrol capturing the Furtopian UAV.




God help us all ... !



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