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A Funny for Friday
Friday, 10. July 2009, 11:01:29
A nun asked her Sunday School class, "When you die and go to heaven, which part of your body do you think goes first?"
Little Suzy piped up and said, "I think it must be your hands".
The nun replied, "Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?"
"Because", said little Suzy, "when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just kind of takes you by the hands first".
The nun was delighted; "What a wonderful answer!"
Then little Johnny piped up and said, "Sister, actually ... I think it must be your legs".
The nun was perplexed; "Why would you think that, little Johnny?"
"Well, Sister", little Johnny replied, "the other night I went into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom and Mummy had her legs up in the air and she was yelling, 'Oh, God ... I'm coming!' If Daddy hadn't been pinning her down, we'd have lost her!"
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