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Screaming Obscenities at Passers-By (The Sticky Post)
Monday, January 1, 2007 10:05:10 AM
How's it going?
Some of you out there might be asking, "Why doesn't this guy update his Blog?" Then you might launch into an irrational rage, punching wildly at the air. Screaming obscenities at passers-by, you might even wonder just why it is that - every time you visit - you see the same damn page ...
If that's the case then it's time to switch to decaf
because I do update ... but you have to scroll down a bit to see it; what you're seeing here is a 'Sticky Post'. For those of you who don't know what that means (I know you're out there, for I once wandered among you as one also befuddled by Blogging terminology inimical to the uninitiated), it means that you'll see this post every time you visit http://my.opera.com/clean/
But the updates are just below ...
Just thought I'd let you know what was going on, in case you were getting all confused.
It happens.
(Psst! That's your cue to scroll down now!)
Oh, by the way ... an excellently-written article about online friendships can be found here. If you've never left a comment on my blog in your life but want to go for the ol' friend request, please read it first. Thanks.
SOME OF MY SHORT STORIES
Clean Why can't he stop washing his hands? And will it do him any good in the end? Bad Coffee Bad coffee will be the death of him Spare Ribs Even with his chest blown open he had to act to save the child Reading by Red Light From his reading a vampire comes up with the 'ultimate' idea Strange Behaviours Co-written with Brad Mengel Rotten Luck Being buried alive was only the beginning Zoo Crikey! Canoodler's Comeuppance Inspired by a Hungry Ghost! Sway The bus trip from hell with the quoting psychotic! Pukka Tukka A thoroughly distressing recipe Picking a Winner Go on ... pick it! The Itch A scratchy little Six Word Story Pâté Mmm ... yummy! Six Word brain food! Oh, the Urbanity Awful offal in a Six Word Story! Offensive Content Do ya really wanna know? Fourteen words'll tell ya! Foetor Nineteen Phwoar Words! It Shouldn't Have Happened to a Vet With Apologies to James Herriot All the Days of Our Lives A man takes the phrase 'good lookin' out' way too far Suffocative Gasp! A stifling six words! Let Them Eat Cake Six word sickness Headlines Ahead of his time Inanymity The secret life of ... stuff Point of View It all depends on it By the Chimney with Care Christmas horror! Having Writ Spooky notes |
Life Turned 'Round
Three witches show a man that even in death he has a second chance Give the Man a Hand A pipe to live in a jacket to keep warm in and death Insomnia2 Would even the final sleep be denied him? Come In, Spinner Mummy said spiders would kill him but little Jimmy knew better Bear With Me A child imbues his stuffed toy with a life of its own or was it there all along? The Message Computer-related horror Crack, Shatter and Plop It could happen to you! Talkback An eerie caller on breakfast radio Sidestep A man steps between worlds Roaches Weird compassion proves a man's undoing A Little Pressure When the dentist is too expensive The Famished Tasty? Smooth? Six Word Sushi! The Red Pool Six Word sloshing! Wear Wellies! Gobsmacked Six words straight to the point! The Big Fling Fifteen-Word flinging and responsible pet ownership? Dolourous An' it please you ZZZ Anyone else tired? A Close Shave An extreme solution to the five o'clock shadow Sympathetic Ears A man desperate for someone to tell his problems to At Present A final, unintended, gift Written in the Sand Desert horror Thank You, Mr Weinberg Mother to her own sister ... |
Interested in Losing 11.00 kg (24.25 lbs/1.73 Stone) in 6 Months and 5 Days?
Sunday, May 12, 2013 2:01:37 AM
Go for a fucking walk!
That's right, using Clean's Going for a Fucking Walk method, you, too can lose those extra kilos (or pounds)!
Clean did it! Just ask him!
"Well, Clean, it all started on Tuesday, the 9th of November, 2012, when I had to walk a couple of kilometers into town to get a blood test to check out my cholesterol. At that point, I weighed 131.00 kg (288.81 lbs/20.63 Stone). I got there, got my blood vampired, then walked home. Round trip total: 2 km (1.242 miles). And I was stuffed! I was rooted! Moreover, I'd found something Id never found before - pain in the ball and socket joints connecting my femurs to my pelvis! That's right, they actually ached!"
"Well, I figured it must've been a sign, what, with walking such a pathetic distance and ending up in pain and thoroughly exhausted ... so I decided to go walking every day!"
"I started at a measly 1.3 km (0.81 miles) up to the local shop and back. But - over time - I expanded, adding a block every month or so, until today, 6 months (and a smidge) later, I'm regularly walking 2.80 km (1.74 miles), uh ... mostly every morning! And I plan to expand to roughly 5.00km a day (eventually)."
"Since I started, I've walked a total of 320.00 km I wouldn't have walked if I hadn't started!"
"Thanks to my new Going for a Fucking Walk program of exercise, I've lost an average of 1.83 kg (4.04 lbs/0.29 stone) a month! I'm still a tubby bugger, but it took 20 years to stack on, so it'll take some time to get rid of! Still, I'm not aching all the time, and I seem to have a little more energy!"
There you have it, ladies and gentlemen! At this rate, Clean hopes to be 110 kg by Christmas, 100 kg my the middle of 2014 and 90 kg by Christmas of that year! All thanks to Going for a Fucking Walk!
What will come next? We asked Clean, but he was, as ever, incomprehensible and silly.
"Maybe I'll get into Clean's Lay Off the Fucking Chips, or Clean's Don't Have All That Bread With That! Who can tell?"
Clean's Going for a Fucking Walk is inspired by Stephen Fry, who lost weight by walking.
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