Saturday Superlame
Friday, 21. November 2008, 22:31:49
Tapping Absentis in Medius Nox Noctis (Ooh ... makes me sound all edumacated, dunnit?)
Well ...I'm Not the First Person ...![]()
You're at the Vet and your cat suddenly turns around and pleads with you to take the thermometer up the bot bot for him/her. You ...
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Why can't he stop washing his hands - and will it do him any good in the end ... ?
Three witches show a man that - even in death - he has a second chance …
Bad coffee will be the death of him …
A pipe to live in … a jacket to keep warm in … and death.
Even with his chest blown open, he had to act to save the child …
Would even the final sleep be denied him ... ?
From his reading, a vampire comes up with the 'ultimate' idea …
Mummy said spiders would KILL him, but little Jimmy knew better …
Written with Brad Mengel
A child imbues his stuffed toy with a life of its own … or was it there all along ... ?
Being buried alive was only the beginning ...
Computer-related horror ...
Crikey ... !
It could happen to you ... !
Inspired by a Hungry Ghost!
An eerie caller on breakfast radio ...
The bus trip from hell with the quoting psychotic ... !
A man steps between worlds ...
A thoroughly distressing recipe ... !
Weird compassion proves a man's undoing ...
Go on ... pick it ... !
When the dentist is too expensive ...
Six Word Story
Tasty? Smooth?
Mmm ... yummy!
Wear wellies ... !
Awful offal in a six word story ... !
To the point!
Do ya really wanna know ... ?
Responsible pet ownership ... ?
Phwoar!
An' it please you ...
With Apologies to James Herriot
Anyone else tired ... ?
A man takes the phrase 'good lookin' out' too far ...
An extreme solution to the five o'clock shadow ...
Gasp!
A man desperate for someone to tell his problems to ...
Six word sickness ...
A final - unintended - gift ...
Ahead of his time ...
Desert horror ...
The secret life of stuff ...
Spooky notes ...
It all depends on ...
Christmas horror ... !
"Yellow budgie-smugglers". HAW! HAW! HAW! Wrestling-related teabagging the way you demanded it … !
Figuring out supermarket pricing ...
A movie's influence can have far-reaching consequences ...
Hungry, hungry heroes ... ?
Decrypting idioms ...
Well ... I couldn't ... !
Damnation at the supermarket ... !
The things you can find on the Internet ... !
Woe at the lay-by counter ...
The arachnid that wouldn't die ... !
Four-colour advice, the way you demanded it ... !
Making your skin crawl since 2006
And I thought I felt Godlike before ... !
Magneto in the shower ... ? What would Sir Ian think ... ?!
Yes ... the very first instance of me being a sarky bastard to a poor, delicate widdle spammer
You're in luck, because I'm here to help ... !
Phytocaliprineic goatstasia or a kryptonite knife in the back ... ?
Meme's Away ... !
S'not what you think ... !
Extreme ... !
Teh lolpats is funny
Foretelling nothing ... !
Telemarketing Woes ...
One of the first bloggers shows why he isn't writing anymore ...
Now with added signage!
Pics with Funny Text!
Pics with Funny Text!
The non-aggressive Aggressor, Brad Mengel is back, writing about a fascinating sub-genre of popular fiction - the often violent world of the Serial Vigilante ... !
Caught by the lovely Bea as they fluttered by!
A CSS master, Randall has already made his presence felt on many, many Blogs throughout the OC (mine included)! Without a doubt ... a top Trinidadian!
Indescribable ... but in a good way!
The unofficial Opera Community sweetie ... !
Scott Cumming – Life as Art, Art as Life!
Meet Mart, creator of superior short stories (many of which have recurring characters, too!) Always a great read!
Write on ...
Words from the wise (with a dash of wry humour)!
Beware the bon vivant spectre with the green thumb and a surfeit of the dramatic ... !
Northern Disclosure
Making it perrfect since ...
The prolific proclamations of an esoteric Azorean artist come via an island paradise from a lizard who isn’t really as wicked as you might think ... !
To be sure ... eh?
The home of opera community randomness ... !
Isabel’s incredible photos!
Words’ incredible photos!
Andy Wilson’s incredible photos!
The home of random randomness ... !
Shaggy Dog Stories ... ?
Oh, Lord ... it's That Girl ...
Intelligent, thought-provoking and entertaining blog written by a phonie who's anything but phony!
Wry, intelligent, thoughtful ... a lighter mirror for the Dark Furie ... and a poetic, prolific blogger in her own right!
Well-written rambles regularly written well ... !
Another intelligent and entertaining blogger! I do seem to be leaning towards blogs that are both entertaining and well-written, don't I?
Cool, groovy, top quality, affordable art on things you'll use every day!
Shallow Muse's ace authorship!
Although if you do, you'll miss the fact that there's plenty to see here!
The Developer's Resource - by Karen and Lonnie!
The pleasure is in reading Angeliki's delightful blog :)
... it just made it a wiser cat!
And Mune, of course! :)
A little bit of this & a little bit of that & a few things in between ... !
Awesome photographer!
Wrong, but funny! Or is that 'Right, and funny?'
Funny, highbrow, online, comic
Cool art, excellent colouring, funny cartoons!
Highbrow, thought-provoking photo comics!
Exactly what it says ... and weirder for it!
Quick, Easy and Funny!
Gobsmackingly hilarious cartoons!
More Mike Jacobsen!
Mike Jacobsen and Phil Selby crossing graphite ... !
David Malki's illustrated jocularity
Saiful Remy Mokhtar (aka Eisu) gives us a quality online comic about a (gasp) cute, nerdy woman and her comic book store
Chris Sims ... a man with a ... 'mild' interest in comics
Comic book creation, tutorials, forums and much more … !
By Mihai Criste
A collaborative weblog for illustrators, artists, cartoonists, and anyone who likes to draw!
Artist’s forums
A place to start to learn about art!
Ancient to Modern!
Ron Rementilla - helping people find the best papercrafts on the net!
John Byrne (been my favourite comic book artist forever)'s free webcomic!
Tech-related cartoonery!
Bendy Straw for Spitoon Guzzlers
Dan Piraro's Surreal Surreality!
Zach Weiner's Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
In the world of comics, some things just shouldn't be ... and you can find lots of ‘em here!
In the world of comics, some things just shouldn't be ... and you can find lots of ‘em here!
An u can c the original lolcat siet, 2
English 2 lolcat – iz lawts ov fun
Cthulhu lovez the kitteh
An teh skyz an teh Urth were finishd, an all teh stufz in dem an Ceiling Cat was liek all tired an stuff. An on teh 7th dai Ceiling Cat got done makingks all dat stuf; an he restd … yay Caturday!
Obviously the toughest man on Earth ... !
If you ‘heard the one about … ’, you can find out here if it was a myth, an urban legend … or real!
Got a thing for blokes running around in their budgie smugglers and smacking each other? No? Jorge Orduna doesn’t, either. But the pure entertainment spectacle of professional wrestling ... ? That’s a passion he shares with you!
Incredible Photos
A view of things from the Great Southern Land
For a little bit of local flavour ...
A little bit of Australian history from the Australian Broadcasting Corporation ...
Enter a date and find out what happened ... !
Scott examines comic books, episodes of House (and much, much more) to see if they stand up to medical scrutiny!
Links to the strange, the bizarre … the unexpected!
Cast a cold eye …
And here's what's happening in my neck of the woods ...
I can hear the voice of Jack Palance …
Because it is ... !
This is such detailed stuff! Incredible!
Jorge Orduna gives us an extremely well-written, entertaining and daily-updated blog about music, clerks, casket sales, professional blogging, skateboarding and much, much more ... !
Click Daily - Sponsors Pay for Food and Care
Literacy Game - Each correct word equals 20 grains of rice donated through the UN World Food Program
More Orion Slave Girls than you can poke a nerd at!
Just in Case
Real-world lessons apply online, too!
Protect yourselves from the fascists ...
Parental Skills
Commentary on and link to a movie that will make you reflect on your life ...
Excellent fiction by Ravo!
Excellent fiction by Sugarwinx!
Excellent fiction by Sugarwinx!
Part 1 of some excellent multipart fiction from Mart!
Part 1 (of 12) of some excellent fiction by Kimmie!
Excellent fiction by Sarah!
Excellent fiction by Sugarwinx!
Conor's no nonsense review ...
Opera goodness on your desktop ... !
A peek into the future, today ... !
Meet the folks behind this awesome browser ... !
Customize your Opera browser ... !
Configure Opera even further ... !
The customization never ends ... !
The official YouTube Channel for the Opera Web browser!
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Nerak # 21. November 2008, 22:41
clean # 21. November 2008, 23:01
angel292005 # 21. November 2008, 23:45
The Barbie guy looks like a child molester...I come to this conclusion based on the fact that he is in a little girl's room.
clean # 22. November 2008, 00:17
Mickeyjoe_irl # 22. November 2008, 01:05
rose-marie # 22. November 2008, 15:01
Why is Barbie guy wearing socks?
Cois # 22. November 2008, 16:56
clean # 23. November 2008, 09:35
Barbie Guy is wearing socks because it's very cold!
Cois,
Scarier than Barbie Guy? That's saying something!
wickedlizard # 23. November 2008, 09:46
clean # 23. November 2008, 10:03
Cois # 23. November 2008, 10:24
wickedlizard # 23. November 2008, 10:49
Nerak # 24. November 2008, 00:57
clean # 24. November 2008, 01:50
Nerak # 24. November 2008, 01:56
Suntana # 24. November 2008, 02:48
Michael Jackson officially looks like a skeleton with glasses and lipstick. That is one weird-looking left hand ... and a seriously nasty-looking right hand.
Is that seriously supposed to be a woman, the Bodybuilder Creature?