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Friday, 21. November 2008, 22:31:49

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Nerak # 21. November 2008, 22:41

I think you have a bit too much fun making these things....but then, I have a bit too much fun reading them!

clean # 21. November 2008, 23:01

Thank you

angel292005 # 21. November 2008, 23:45

Those are great! hahaha

The Barbie guy looks like a child molester...I come to this conclusion based on the fact that he is in a little girl's room.

clean # 22. November 2008, 00:17

I did't think of that ... either way, there is something very wrong with him ... !

Mickeyjoe_irl # 22. November 2008, 01:05

Can't

Stop

Laughing

rose-marie # 22. November 2008, 15:01

Why is Barbie guy wearing socks?

Cois # 22. November 2008, 16:56

the Jackson one is scary

clean # 23. November 2008, 09:35

Rosie,

Barbie Guy is wearing socks because it's very cold!

Cois,

Scarier than Barbie Guy? That's saying something!

wickedlizard # 23. November 2008, 09:46

that barbie one is really creepy...

clean # 23. November 2008, 10:03

I prefer to think it's his own private Barbie collection/obsession as opposed to him being in his daughter's room, or anything. It's still disturbing ... but not as disturbing ...

Cois # 23. November 2008, 10:24

Wait.. I think I'll recast my vote

wickedlizard # 23. November 2008, 10:49

there is one of those horse thingies that girls ride... creepy.

Nerak # 24. November 2008, 00:57

I want to try to talk Lonnie into doing our bedroom like that Barbie guy. Pink is my favorite color and I love Barbie. You think he'd be up for it?

clean # 24. November 2008, 01:50

Depends on the socks you buy him ...

Nerak # 24. November 2008, 01:56

Pink! To match, of course!!!

Suntana # 24. November 2008, 02:48

I just read today that the NFL was going to start fining teams for oboxious Mascots. I wonder if that includes opportunistic sexually harassing Mascots?

Michael Jackson officially looks like a skeleton with glasses and lipstick. That is one weird-looking left hand ... and a seriously nasty-looking right hand.

Is that seriously supposed to be a woman, the Bodybuilder Creature?

Eyeing you suspiciously since 2006!

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