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Pictures from all over the net; words by me (with added text in case the words on the photos are too small to be read properly by phoners):




"And now for something completely different!"




My tummy is cold!




"I am the very model of a modern Major General ... "




Will stuff this megaphone in my nostril for food!




Fuck ... there's no toilet down here!




Warning! Airing out feet! Keep back!




"When the moooooooooon is in the seventh houuuuuuuse and Jupiterrrrr aligns with Maaaaaaars ... "




"We three kings of orient are ... bearing gifts we ... wait ... one ... two ..."




Sex! Now that I've got your attention ... a vast conspiracy exists within the ...




I farted!




Honk if you see me biting my nails!




What, no air conditioning? Shit!




Yo! Fuckin' Eminem is the shit! All you haters can fuckin' bite me!




Behind this sign I have my dick out! Wait ... did I just say that out loud?




Whasuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?




I'm buried face down so keep off my ass!




Yeah ... go on ... shit anywhere you like ... that bloke's lawn ... that woman's lawn ... seriously ... anywhere ... !




A whole baby! I'm gonna eat well tonight!




It's a lovely day ... shame to waste it ... let's all go have an orgy!




Will piddle excitedly for food!




Fo shizzel my nizzel, bitches!




By Christ I'm sick and tired of fucking cemetary jokes!



If It Hurts When You Laugh, Too ...Ruddy Ruddy Ruddy Ruddy Rudd

Comments

Nerak 30. November 2008, 07:07

:lol:

I think you have almost too much fun with these things! :left:

Cois 30. November 2008, 09:00

:lol: much more phone friendly now eh :D

clean 30. November 2008, 10:17

I'm trying ... what made me realize was when you couldn't read the first sign on the whale one ... Homer: Doh!

clean 30. November 2008, 10:20

Karen,

They bore me senseless ... :wink: :lol:

Nerak 30. November 2008, 12:15

:lol:

rose-marie 30. November 2008, 13:06

:lol: :lol:

"I'm gonna eat well tonight" is hilarious!

clean 30. November 2008, 13:15

:wink: Tasty, too!

OkayPJs 30. November 2008, 16:05

How considerate of you to type these out! :happy: . Love the, "A whole baby" one :lol:

Cois 30. November 2008, 17:11

Its a pain to open up images to read fine print.. awww possible but something I'm not too into p:.
You'll probably get more phone users now :up:

clean 30. November 2008, 21:30

Sweeeeet! :smile:

Mickeyjoe_irl 16. December 2008, 15:05

By Christ I'm sick and tired of fucking cemetary jokes!


Not much you can do about it now p:

clean 16. December 2008, 22:38

:lol:

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