Curious Captions
Sunday, 30. November 2008, 01:40:20
Pictures from all over the net; words by me (with added text in case the words on the photos are too small to be read properly by phoners):

"And now for something completely different!"

My tummy is cold!

"I am the very model of a modern Major General ... "

Will stuff this megaphone in my nostril for food!

Fuck ... there's no toilet down here!

Warning! Airing out feet! Keep back!
"When the moooooooooon is in the seventh houuuuuuuse and Jupiterrrrr aligns with Maaaaaaars ... "
"We three kings of orient are ... bearing gifts we ... wait ... one ... two ..."
Sex! Now that I've got your attention ... a vast conspiracy exists within the ...

I farted!
Honk if you see me biting my nails!
What, no air conditioning? Shit!
Yo! Fuckin' Eminem is the shit! All you haters can fuckin' bite me!
Behind this sign I have my dick out! Wait ... did I just say that out loud?

Whasuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?
I'm buried face down so keep off my ass!
Yeah ... go on ... shit anywhere you like ... that bloke's lawn ... that woman's lawn ... seriously ... anywhere ... !
A whole baby! I'm gonna eat well tonight!
It's a lovely day ... shame to waste it ... let's all go have an orgy!
Will piddle excitedly for food!
Fo shizzel my nizzel, bitches!
By Christ I'm sick and tired of fucking cemetary jokes!
















Nerak # 30. November 2008, 07:07
I think you have almost too much fun with these things!
Cois # 30. November 2008, 09:00
clean # 30. November 2008, 10:17
clean # 30. November 2008, 10:20
They bore me senseless ...
Nerak # 30. November 2008, 12:15
rose-marie # 30. November 2008, 13:06
"I'm gonna eat well tonight" is hilarious!
clean # 30. November 2008, 13:15
OkayPJs # 30. November 2008, 16:05
Cois # 30. November 2008, 17:11
You'll probably get more phone users now
clean # 30. November 2008, 21:30
Mickeyjoe_irl # 16. December 2008, 15:05
Not much you can do about it now
clean # 16. December 2008, 22:38