Plotz-Oriented
Thursday, 12. March 2009, 08:19:04
Friend Only post here.
And something to make this post more than just a post that says, "Friend's Only Post" ...
Received on my via my gmail:
Hello,
hey how are you doing ? get back to me as soon as possible when you read my mail because i found a great offer on the internet and you should not miss this. I discovered a free medicine shop. I just paid for shipping and they sent my medicines in 3 days. You must check them out before this promotion ends. Here is their address :
http://www.removedforbeingacrappyspammerswebsite.com
see you later
bye
My response:
Oh, my God! I'm fairly piddling in the air with excitement! That you'd think of widdling ole me for such a thing is nothing short of mind-fucking! The very notion that I could save the time, expense and peace of mind of going to my certified medical professional for legally-dispensed prescriptions from someone who knows what they're on about (to say nothing of the professionals who actually dispense the proper medications at my local chemist) by getting fuck-knows-what-if-anything from a spam link, instead, is so awesome that it's liable to render me permanently drooling with the warm, flowing saliva of ga ga-ity! In fact, I'm so plotz-oriented after all this, I'm now physically incapable of actually visiting the link!
Oh, well ... easy come, easy go.
And something to make this post more than just a post that says, "Friend's Only Post" ...
Received on my via my gmail:
Hello,
hey how are you doing ? get back to me as soon as possible when you read my mail because i found a great offer on the internet and you should not miss this. I discovered a free medicine shop. I just paid for shipping and they sent my medicines in 3 days. You must check them out before this promotion ends. Here is their address :
http://www.removedforbeingacrappyspammerswebsite.com
see you later
bye
My response:
Oh, my God! I'm fairly piddling in the air with excitement! That you'd think of widdling ole me for such a thing is nothing short of mind-fucking! The very notion that I could save the time, expense and peace of mind of going to my certified medical professional for legally-dispensed prescriptions from someone who knows what they're on about (to say nothing of the professionals who actually dispense the proper medications at my local chemist) by getting fuck-knows-what-if-anything from a spam link, instead, is so awesome that it's liable to render me permanently drooling with the warm, flowing saliva of ga ga-ity! In fact, I'm so plotz-oriented after all this, I'm now physically incapable of actually visiting the link!
Oh, well ... easy come, easy go.
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WIDGETIZE
r♡se # 12. March 2009, 09:46
Karen # 12. March 2009, 10:39
I've never replied to a spammer before, but damn it...you're seriously making me want to. I will definitely have to give it a go one of these days! Of course, it won't be nearly as eloquent as yours is...but that's okay. I'll just have to keep practicing with each spam email I receive!
You're quite the inspiring person, David!
Angeliki # 12. March 2009, 10:47
David,
this is precious e:lol:
*husg*
Jen # 12. March 2009, 19:48
Btw, I loved your tie in comment, Rose!
Classic.
David Scott Aubrey # 15. March 2009, 22:24
(Like Jen said, nice tie-in comment!
Karen,
Says she who inspires with her graphicking!
Angeliki,
Thank you!
Jen,
Jen # 15. March 2009, 22:39
r♡se # 19. March 2009, 09:31
Cois # 21. March 2009, 08:03