A Serving of Survey
Thursday, 4. June 2009, 12:40:36
Blatantly stolen from Karen ...
Look at All the Pretty Colours - A Survey
BLUE IS LOVE:
Do you love someone?
I love lots of people ... so long as they've been slow-cooked and I've got enough tomato sauce ... !
Do you believe in love at first sight?
How hungry am I at the time?
Do you believe in Love?
No. Is she still calling herself that? I thought she'd gone back to Jennifer Love Hewitt. I can't believe it.
RED IS ANGER:
Are you currently mad at someone?
No ... but, boy inanimate objects piss me off!
Which of your family members has the worst temper?
Me.
Have you ever thrown something at anyone?
Hmm ... fists ... elbows ... knees ... feet ... shins ... knuckles ... edges of hands ... foreheads ... shoulders ... fingertips ... wallet full of coins ... a car ... buildings ... up ...
Is anyone mad at you?
It's hard enough to keep track of my own emotions; I'm supposed to survey six and a half billion of you lot, too?
Are you usually mad?
No. It pisses me off.
When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell?
Yell. Punch walls. Bring buildings down because it was a support column. Break out of the rubble. Notice the troops arriving. Roar at them until they wet themselves, but still be silently impressed at the fact they don't run away. Nevertheless, leap at them and pick the tank up and swing it around ... y'know ... that sort of thing ...
YELLOW IS SELF DISCOVERY:
Name:
Already got one. Thanks.
Birthday:
17th of November, 1971
What's your main goal in life?
Hurrying it along?
Do you want to have children?
No. It's hard enough to look after myself; I wouldn't want to even inadvertently neglect them.
When do you want to die?
When. I. Say. So.
ORANGE IS EXCITEMENT:
Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you?
Not that I remember.
What event is coming up that you're most excited about?
Armageddon?
If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
"Holy shit! Jesus Christ in a taxi cab! Fuck me sideways! What's the tax on that?"
If you could have anything right now what would it be?
A million dollars ... gross!
GREEN IS OPINION:
Are you against gay marriage?
What's it got to do with me who someone loves?
Lower the drinking age?
Since there's so many teenagers binge drinking younger and younger, my answer to this would take the shape of a question and a statement: "To what? A lot of people don't pay attention to it now!"
Capital Punishment?
There's spanking going on in Washington?
Abortion?
Who am I to tell a woman what to do with her body? That sort of decision is up to her.
PURPLE IS Q and A:
How many beds did you lay in today?
One. Though I kind of lolled about a bit in one of the recliners.
What color shirt are you wearing?
Stripey!
Name one thing that you do everyday?
Drink coffee. Sometimes *gasp* twice a day!
How much cash do you have on you right now?
Three dollars.
Is Tom on your MySpace friends list?
Look to your left - what could you use as a weapon?
The plate I just finished eating from.
What website besides MySpace do you visit the most?
MyOpera!
Do you have plants in your bedroom?
No. Though I can imitate them when I sleep (fortunately Dee turns me to the light and waters me twice a day).
Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Right now ... ? Try every fucking day ... !
Recent time you were really upset?
When I ran out of coffee. No ... ! Painkillers! Yeah, that sucked ...
PINK IS LAST:
Movie watched in cinema:
Watchmen. And it rocked out with its cock out, too!
Person you talked on the phone with?
My wife.
Bubble Bath you took?
Ball game you watched?
I honestly can't remember ... ! Probably last year's State of Origin. Of course, if you're talking balls, those budgie smugglers the professional wrestlers wear probably let a couple knock together every now and then ...
GREY IS TODAY:
What is today?
Thursday, the 4th of June, 2009.
Anything in your planner or calendar?
No.
Well ... maybe aliens.
What did you do tonight?
Filled this in.
What are you going to eat?
When? What am I going to eat tomorrow? What am I going to eat next week? What am I going to eat on the Eleventy-Farith of Augustica, 5525? Be more specific, dammit!
What time did you wake up?
When I stopped sleeping.
BROWN IS FOR TOMORROW:
Is:
Is not.
Are you Looking forward to it?
Why? Should I be? You're all planning to get on the rocket without me, aren't you?
Are you going to laugh?
Hang on ... I plan these things ... lemme just check ...
Whats good about tomorrow?
I'm sure I'll sleep at some stage.
(47%)
WIDGETIZE
Santa Furie # 4. June 2009, 14:17
*smiles and gives David a vegemite sandwich*
Angeliki # 4. June 2009, 16:33
Cois # 4. June 2009, 19:31
r♡se # 5. June 2009, 17:00
I might copy this sometime...
Sarah # 6. June 2009, 20:22
That's a great time. That is the time that I really try to stick to in order to remain healthy.
David Scott Aubrey # 6. June 2009, 23:56
What a world we live in!
* accepts sandwich gratefully ... gives Mik ... um ... blood pudding back ... *
Angeliki,
Thank you.
Cois,
Because you had nothing better to do!
Rosie,
Go ahead ... I did!
Sarah,
It's the best time!
Santa Furie # 7. June 2009, 11:08
David Scott Aubrey # 7. June 2009, 11:45
You're the strange lady I met who made me nervous, aren't you?
Santa Furie # 7. June 2009, 12:05
David Scott Aubrey # 7. June 2009, 13:18
Santa Furie # 7. June 2009, 14:22
David Scott Aubrey # 7. June 2009, 21:58
When I was younger I always mis-heard it as 'where women blow and men chunder' ...