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Saturday Superlame

Saturday, 6. June 2009, 08:28:06

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Flying ...

... ur doin' it wrong ... !





I need to 'pea' ...

... I mean ... 'pee' ...

... no, wait ...





Player 1: Yaargh!

Player 2: Oh, shut up! I've got an inner ear problem; constant farting is the only thing that keeps me upright!





Soldier 1: Are you sure ... ?

Soldier 2: Yes ... the only way to defeat this giant spider is to climb into its date ... !





Player 1: There you go!

Player 2: Thanks, buddy! My butt crack was getting all sweaty!





Weird Dude: Yes, it's exactly what it looks like ...!

I'm fucking a plush monkey in the back!

Monkey: Call the police ... !





I hate how they always check to see if we've stolen any balls before they let us leave ...





Holy shit, Barry ... you're melting!





Now you can guarantee leaving a nice, sweaty patch on that leather office seat ...

...with new Air Cheeks!

Air Cheeks: Only available at your chemist.





Guy 1: Now, we add the chopped parsley and give it all a good stir ...

Guy 2: Oog! Hurry up! The breadcrumbs are starting to go soft ... !


Say Now ...Past Time

Comments

Cois 6. June 2009, 14:23

Last one.. Ewww! :insane:.

Check for balls :lol:

Kitty 6. June 2009, 15:20

Eew indeed. And groan! :D

Dennis 6. June 2009, 16:05

:zip: Totally. Speechless.

San 6. June 2009, 16:47

:lol: Those are the best you've done so far!

Angeliki 6. June 2009, 19:21

hahaha I don't see anything weird on the "weird dude" p:

I simply love the crack getting some fresh air! w00t! H00ra-yeah! :hat:

thanks for the laugh David :smile:

r♡se 9. June 2009, 21:34

Poor plush monkey! awww
As for the last one - I can't even make out which limbs belong to who! :lol:

David Scott Aubrey 10. June 2009, 07:47

Cois,

:lol:

Those are croûtons ... !



Zappy,

You're liking the idea of croûtons, eh? :wink:



Dennis,

:lol:



San,

Thank you! :smile:



Angeliki,

The unspoken necessity: The airing out of the crack ... :lol:



Rosie,

:lol:

I don't think they can, either! :wink:

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