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Wednesday, September 23, 2009 9:44:20 AM

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Thousands of Australians today woke to find that not only they - but also everything around them - had been teleported to Mars in the largest alien abduction ever caught on film.

BEING ABDUCTED BY ALIENS - ALMOST AS GOOD AS AN ALARM CLOCK



The remarkable happenstance occurred first in Sydney, then worked its way up the east coast, engulfing Brisbane and surrounding suburbs.

LIKE THE COMMERCIAL SAYS, "NICE PLANET. KINDA DULL, THOUGHT".



News outlets, in an attempt to quell public panic, reported the horrifying close encounter as a 'dust storm', and bandied about terms such as 'strong winds', 'inland New South Wales yesterday', 'sustained period' and '16,000 tonnes of dirt every hour over South-East Queensland', the last a sentence which always sets off the internal alarms of conspiracy theorists everywhere.

ONE OF THE BEFORE AND AFTER PHOTOS NOT YET SEIZED BY AUTHORITIES



Marvin the Martian was unable to be reached for comment.

PRAY. PRAY FOR YOUR LIVES!


Take That ... and That ... and That ... Probed ... !

Comments

Spaggyj Wednesday, September 23, 2009 9:56:03 AM

lol lol oookaaaay... p

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, September 23, 2009 10:21:26 AM

Get me that mask technology from Total Recall and I'll deal with the government's plans to silence you. up

Cleanclean Wednesday, September 23, 2009 11:19:47 AM

Y'mean this one? whistle

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, September 23, 2009 12:20:01 PM

scared How did you get a full photo of Zap's face. The holy grail! knight

Darkogdare Wednesday, September 23, 2009 1:54:09 PM

It was all over our news with photos and video.
*hands David a gas mask*

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, September 23, 2009 3:30:08 PM

That is fucking awesome!

Darkogdare Wednesday, September 23, 2009 8:37:05 PM

cool

Cleanclean Wednesday, September 23, 2009 9:07:00 PM

WANT!

Flamingo Rinseflamingo-rinse Wednesday, September 23, 2009 11:45:13 PM

That weather system's hitting NZ too (only torrential rain so far, but some of that dust might get here - the bush fire smoke certainly got here...)

That mask - that's hard core - tell me what bar you wear that to....bigeyes

Cleanclean Thursday, September 24, 2009 12:23:13 AM

Each of those rings are really hand-grenade pins ... ! bigeyes

r♡serose-marie Tuesday, September 29, 2009 7:23:08 PM

I saw this on the news last week. Looks seriously cool, but I think I'd freak if I had woken up to that.
Were you warned beforehand?

Cleanclean Tuesday, September 29, 2009 9:33:06 PM

Kind of. Sydney moreso than Brisbane, because it was expected to hit there hardest. Though, after Sydney, we (up here) had kind of an idea of what to expect. And apparently nobody was really told anything more than, "Wind will carry some dust from central New South Wales into Sydney tomorrow". Certainly people weren't told it'd look like it did.

To make matters worse, after water restrictions were eased for a week (or so), and people went to car-washes, karchered their houses, etc (well, not me ... I figure the rain'll take care of that sort of thing ... eventually), it came back a couple of days later!

Good time to own a car wash company, I think ... lol

Even with the house closed up, I could smell the dust in the air, and there was a layer of it on everything. But we got off easy in Ipswich, really ...

r♡serose-marie Wednesday, September 30, 2009 4:12:39 PM

Freaky!
You're right about the car wash lol

Cleanclean Saturday, October 3, 2009 11:53:11 PM

Aaaaaaand ... we've gotten it a third time.

Good thing I haven't bothered to clean up from the first two yet ... lol

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl Sunday, October 4, 2009 12:04:18 AM

Marvin's at it again... rolleyes

Cleanclean Sunday, October 4, 2009 12:36:17 AM

lol

He's always been one of my favourites. smile

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl Sunday, October 4, 2009 12:49:34 AM

Me too bigsmile

This tells me when I have a new text message.

Cleanclean Sunday, October 4, 2009 1:59:25 AM

lol

Anonymous Thursday, October 21, 2010 7:31:41 AM

Anonymous writes: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cleanclean Thursday, October 21, 2010 9:54:27 AM

Uh?

Darkogdare Thursday, October 21, 2010 5:12:14 PM

lol

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