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Probed ... !

Wednesday, 23. September 2009, 14:14:24

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In world news, tensions escalated between superpowers Furtopia and Catfiania earlier today when an advanced Furtopian biological UAV entered Catfianian territory, where it was captured.

People all over the world are anxiously awaiting an official response from leaders of both countries. In the meantime, however, speculation has been rife as to what could have caused the probe to stray into Catfianian airspace.

One reporter put forth the idea that the probe may have departed from its legal flight plan due to a malfunction, but his voice was quickly silenced by a bolt from the blue accompanied by maniacal laughter from thin air just as he finished pronouncing the word, 'malfunction'.

Footage has been released showing a Catfianian ground patrol capturing the Furtopian UAV.



God help us all ... !


Nu MarsGround Control to Major Tom

Comments

Mao! Mao! Didi mao! 23. September 2009, 14:39

I no see the footage awww

Mao! Mao! Didi mao! 23. September 2009, 14:43

Oh, seen it now. :lol: that's one swift kitty :eyes: ! Odd backround music, though...

The Dark Furie 23. September 2009, 14:50

I've been in almost constant contact with the scientists involved in the Bioweapon Automated Transport vehicle ever since this unfortunate incident. Obviously the cats take their airspace as seriously as we do and will eliminate all intruders as would we. Of course this was an accidental breach of that airspace. While a full investigation is being carried out, preliminary results reveal that the GPS was damaged, perhaps by a third party, which caused the BAT to be travelling in places it shouldn't have been. We use these transports to move biological weaponry that we've seized from extremist groups and I have sent a warning about the contents of this particular transport to the esteemed leader of Catfiania, along with a batch of a serum we've developed that should allow her to immunize her entire population easily simply by adding it to the water supply. Again, the government of Furtopia apologises profusely for this breach of protocol and we hope this will not tarnish our otherwise good relations with our friends, the cats.
:smile:

Darko 23. September 2009, 19:37

Batman is dead :cry:

Kitty 24. September 2009, 15:22

This is a proof that we take our territorial rights very seriously. Everything unwanted or unidentified will be taken down immediately. Let this be a warning. Next time we'll use stronger powers!

The Dark Furie 24. September 2009, 15:44

Have you used the antidote on your people yet? :left:

Kitty 24. September 2009, 15:45

:rolleyes:

I am not willing to give out that kind of information.

The Dark Furie 24. September 2009, 15:47

There's only 24 hours left until the zombie outbreak. Hurry! :insane:

David Scott Aubrey 3. October 2009, 23:58

Kimmie,

I thought so, too - to the point of looking for a version without it, but there just doesn't seem to be one.



Mik,

Spoken like a true diplomat. :wink: :lol:



Darko,

True. And it wasn't the Joker who did it! :eyes: :lol:



Zaphira,

Spoken like a true diplomat. :wink: :lol:



Mik and Zaphira,

The world media has been notoriously quiet on the zombie outbreak subject! Enquiring minds demand to know what happened! :eyes:

The Dark Furie 4. October 2009, 01:04

You'll find out soon. :D Real life zombie outbreaks are one of the subjects I'm writing one of my new higher quality posts on.

David Scott Aubrey 4. October 2009, 01:57

:cool: I mean ... :eek:

Kitty 4. October 2009, 19:50

Yeah. Don't be afraid. Be very afraid. :muahahaha: :devil:

The Dark Furie 4. October 2009, 20:31

Yeah, be a scaredy cat. p:

Kitty 5. October 2009, 13:06

It's better than to be a bunny! :wink:

The Dark Furie 5. October 2009, 13:20

Says the one sticking dollar bills in my garter all night. :rolleyes:

The Dark Furie 5. October 2009, 13:22

Says the one sticking dollar bills in my garter all night. :rolleyes:

The Dark Furie 5. October 2009, 13:23

Yeah, both of them. :irked:

Kitty 5. October 2009, 13:28

Tonight I want you to wear only one! :wink:

Mao! Mao! Didi mao! 5. October 2009, 13:34

:irked:

Kitty 5. October 2009, 16:21

None, then? :left:

Mao! Mao! Didi mao! 5. October 2009, 16:45

How could you? :eek: You're cheating on me! :cry:

The Dark Furie 5. October 2009, 17:47

The big question is, which of us are you talking about? :irked:

Mao! Mao! Didi mao! 5. October 2009, 17:54

Er, you, of course! *nod*

The Dark Furie 5. October 2009, 18:10

Good good. :love:

Mao! Mao! Didi mao! 5. October 2009, 18:36

:left: :right: :D

Kitty 6. October 2009, 12:00

I'll just keep quiet so Kimmie doesn't get into more trouble. :D

The Dark Furie 6. October 2009, 12:16

You do that, kitten. I'd threaten to duct tape your mouth but considering the news today it'd be tactless.

Kitty 6. October 2009, 17:49

How considerate! :rolleyes:

Umm... news? :confused:

The Dark Furie 6. October 2009, 18:03

Never mind. Now keep away from my woman and my garters. p:

Kitty 6. October 2009, 18:04

In your dreams! P:

The Dark Furie 6. October 2009, 18:35

Deviant! :mad:

Kitty 6. October 2009, 19:04

You say that as if it's a bad thing! :left:

The Dark Furie 6. October 2009, 20:17

Deviant - differing from the norm and accepted standards of society.

Still think I say that like it's a bad thing? :D

Kitty 7. October 2009, 04:19

I looked it up before writing that comment, so yes. :D

The Dark Furie 7. October 2009, 15:11

That was a compliment!
*rams a chainsaw into kitty's belly and turns it on*
:mad:

Kitty 7. October 2009, 18:02

*squeak*

:eek:

rip

Mao! Mao! Didi mao! 7. October 2009, 18:13

Noooooooooo!!

The Dark Furie 7. October 2009, 20:08

:yes: I won! I finally won!
*bounces in honour of fallen enemy*

The Dark Furie 7. October 2009, 20:11

:worried: Hey, does anyone know if that zombie virus got cured or not?
:left::right:

David Scott Aubrey 7. October 2009, 21:58

She's coming back as a zombie cat! :eyes:

The Dark Furie 8. October 2009, 01:34

Are you sure? :eek: I'll just leave her here in quarantine while you test her... (((((:right:

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