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Tuesday, October 20, 2009 12:10:37 AM

funny, fun, humour, humor, superlame, captions

Building: Aah! Aahgh! Somebody's slamming my back door!

Hippo: BURP!

Gnu-Like Thing With Horns: Aw, Christ, Larry ... ! Listen ... has anyone spoken to you about your breath ... ?!

Guy: Honey? I know we've got four kids already. But y'know what'd be even better ... ? If you were to squeeze out a fifth!!!

Woman: * Sigh* It's a vagina, not a clown car! But ... all right ... here goes ... ! GNNNNNNGH ... !

Sound Effect: POP!

New Addition: Eep!

Insert obligatory blow job joke here:

Kid: Buuuuurrrrpppp!

Spaghetti: Ahh! Jesus Christ! Have mercy! I'm only spaghetti!

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Angelikiellinidata # Tuesday, October 20, 2009 12:30:07 AM

it is for sure superlame when involves a bad breath,BJ and a burp that ends you up in a church and with four kids!

Cleanclean # Tuesday, October 20, 2009 1:15:14 AM

nicely tied together!

Darkogdare # Tuesday, October 20, 2009 4:37:11 AM

Superlame with sounds involved

except with that BJ

Diabolical # Tuesday, October 20, 2009 5:47:50 AM

I've got such a filthy mind on the first one..

.
So that's what a blowjob is..

my innocence is apparent..

H82typ # Tuesday, October 20, 2009 6:58:18 AM

Darkogdare # Tuesday, October 20, 2009 7:39:45 AM

Spaggyj # Tuesday, October 20, 2009 7:48:39 AM

I absolutely love the first one

r♡serose-marie # Tuesday, October 20, 2009 8:15:20 AM

I love that house too!
But wth is up with the squashed face in number 3?

Cleanclean # Tuesday, October 20, 2009 8:40:31 AM

Darko,

Insert obligatory sound effect there ...

Cois,

(Hey, is that what I should call you when you're commenting from Diabolical's blog?)

There may have been deliberate double meanings in there somewhere ...

Auntie Mik might fill you in.

Hang on ... that was a double entendre, too!

Dennis,

Kimmie,

Whoever the photographer was did an excellent job framing the picture.

Rosie,

I thought I explained that ...

Dee Aubreyruledbymars # Tuesday, October 20, 2009 9:34:27 AM

I realise you have been doing this for awhile now, but be careful how it is perceived by others...some may not like or understand the content being that a lot of it has a double entendre (think that's how it's spelt!!)

I do actually love some of your humour you know when it is how do I non-pun , um CLEAN!!

Good job xo Dee

Cleanclean # Tuesday, October 20, 2009 9:40:33 AM

Thank you!

(Now make me some

Dark FurieFurie # Tuesday, October 20, 2009 11:01:31 AM

That never works over the web mate.

As for the double entendres... Haven't you told Mrs C what sort of minds you communicate with here?

.

*whispers the meaning of the first one to Clint while slowly massaging his shoulders from behind*

Cleanclean # Tuesday, October 20, 2009 11:47:10 AM

True! The last person to make coffee for us was ... me.

She knows ... I've talked about you lot!

* Clint ... that's called 'doggie style!' *

KittyliciousZaphira # Tuesday, October 20, 2009 2:03:10 PM

That house looks like

Cleanclean # Tuesday, October 20, 2009 9:23:36 PM

Don't let it overwhelm you ... here, have a seat ...

Spaggyj # Tuesday, October 20, 2009 10:06:33 PM

Bwahahaha I want it

Diabolical # Tuesday, October 20, 2009 10:33:48 PM

get the hell away from me Furieeee!!

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Cois is fine Dave old boy..

Cleanclean # Tuesday, October 20, 2009 10:49:02 PM

If you call gasping while trying to sit down 'fine' ...

KittyliciousZaphira # Wednesday, October 21, 2009 8:32:53 AM

What a cute chair!

Cleanclean # Wednesday, October 21, 2009 9:17:37 PM

The captions that often go along with it are, "Happy Chair is Happy" and, "Happy Chair Lives Life to It's Fullest".

KittyliciousZaphira # Thursday, October 22, 2009 7:39:30 AM

I think I can top that

Look:

H82typ # Thursday, October 22, 2009 9:09:04 AM

r♡serose-marie # Thursday, October 22, 2009 9:20:40 AM

Cleanclean # Thursday, October 22, 2009 9:49:26 AM

That makes me ... sad ...

theoddbod # Sunday, October 25, 2009 11:50:06 PM

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Saturday, October 31, 2009 4:16:15 PM

If anyone cares the happy plane is a Shackleton bomber

Well, it's been bugging me

Cleanclean # Saturday, October 31, 2009 9:15:35 PM

Damn! It looks happy in that photo, too!

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Saturday, October 31, 2009 11:48:28 PM

If I had a pair of 20mm cannons I'd be pretty pleased.

KittyliciousZaphira # Sunday, November 1, 2009 7:39:29 AM

So there is such a thing as a plane geek.

Cleanclean # Sunday, November 1, 2009 8:30:40 AM

Nothing plain about Mickey.

Oh, wait ... wrong spelling ...

Dark FurieFurie # Sunday, November 1, 2009 11:46:59 AM

Not just wrong spelling, Freudian fantasy slip too. I could make my career off of this.

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Sunday, November 1, 2009 2:17:00 PM

Originally posted by Zaphira:

So there is such a thing as a plane geek.

My geekiness comes in so many varieties.

KittyliciousZaphira # Sunday, November 1, 2009 5:55:07 PM

That's cool.

Dee Aubreyruledbymars # Wednesday, November 4, 2009 2:19:50 AM

Thanks Mik about type of plane. Sure i have seen this before, but maybe there were some additions since? Good Job Dave xo

Cleanclean # Wednesday, November 4, 2009 6:35:04 AM

Thanks, Sweetie.

Unhappy Chair is obviously 'shopped (just upside down of Happy Chair's ... um ... pertinent bits

), but Happy Plane ... he's for real.

I wonder if it was deliberate.

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Wednesday, November 4, 2009 3:26:48 PM

I'd say it was a "happy coincidence".

Cleanclean # Wednesday, November 4, 2009 8:49:44 PM

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