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Wednesday, 21. October 2009, 22:13:36
In a dark room? Well bump into things no more with ... The Logan Lamp! That's right! When Wolverine kicks this Hydra agent in the crotch, the guy's balls actually light up! Who knew Logan had another mutant power? The ability to kick bioluminescence into people! Get illuminated with ... The Logan Lamp!
Warning: Light may cause mutation.
Thor? He's Thor, all right! He's so Thor he can hardly pith! He's Thor because he's spent the morning breaking rocks! Just ask Ben Grimm aka The Thing ... he knows all about it! And he also know just what to do about it! Introducing Ben Grimm's Herbal Heat Rub! Just perfect for those aching muscles! Ben Grimm's Herbal Heat Rub! New from Clobberco!
Warning: May or may not have been created from a combination of The Thing's feces and The Human Torch's urine.
It's all right, Cap! The next issue of Exterior Budgie Smuggler Fetishist Monthly will be out any day now! Exterior Budgie Smuggler Fetishist Monthly! Ask for it by name!
Warning: May cause embarrassment, an uncomfortable itching sensation and tightness in the groin.
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Karen # 21. October 2009, 23:23
Darko # 22. October 2009, 04:49
Light may cause extreme pain, too
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