Farts Kittens and Poops Rainbows

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Thursday, 29. October 2009, 20:31:50

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From: somewanker@theysendspam.com

To: Me

Subject: Every macho should have a cool watch.

PAY ATTENTION! The original copy of a Swiss watch costs ONLY $239 at our online replica watch boutique! Don’t loose your chance to become the owner of the finest Cartier, Omega, Rolex watch!

My response:

PAY ATTENTION! The original spam telling me about replica watches was completely ignored! As were the hundreds after that! But I decided not to 'loose' (sic) my chance to mock this one!

But, wait ... I'm confused ... how can I 'become the owner of the finest Cartier, Omega, Rolex watch' if you're only selling replicas?

Also, I have a mobile phone, and - as this graph I found on Reddit clearly shows - I don't need a watch if I own a mobile:

Making phone calls

Text messaging

Checking the time

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Comments

Cσησя Mμяρнỵ # 29. October 2009, 20:46

Haha, I get them too.

Kittylicious # 29. October 2009, 20:53

Wow, you get a lot of phone calls!

Whassit Tooh-Ya # 29. October 2009, 20:56

Idiocy

Darko # 29. October 2009, 22:11

The funniest for me is this part:
"The original copy of a Swiss watch..."

Original copy?

Angeliki # 30. October 2009, 02:10

nothing like an original copy!

every copy of the original copy is a fake!

The Dark Furie # 30. October 2009, 02:36

Glad I don't get any spam.

r♡se # 30. October 2009, 10:13

Hm. $239 for a replica? That doesn't sound like a good deal...

The Dark Furie # 30. October 2009, 11:23

But it's the original replica. That's like the ugly twin if you've had a few beers.

Farts Kittens and Poops Rainbows # 30. October 2009, 20:13

Don't 'loose' (sic) your chance!

Gavin Sheedy # 30. October 2009, 23:26

It mobiles kept good time, hum

Farts Kittens and Poops Rainbows # 30. October 2009, 23:39

Battery problems?

Gavin Sheedy # 30. October 2009, 23:48

I don't think so. The last three mobiles I've had (a Siemens and two Nokias) all have lost time. The latest is supposed to autocorrect to. Huh.

Farts Kittens and Poops Rainbows # 31. October 2009, 00:12

Time to ask Auntie Furie! Auntie Furie ... ?

The Dark Furie # 31. October 2009, 00:13

That only works when the network supports it. Most of the time they only send daylight savings time through to set it back or forward an hour. Most custom firmware that networks put on a phone before selling it have problems keeping the time in check for some reason, with Orange being the worst for that. Yet another reason to skip the networks completely.

Farts Kittens and Poops Rainbows # 31. October 2009, 00:19

See? If you invoke his name, he will come.

And if you say his name at midnight three times in rapid succession on Halloween while looking in the mirror and holding a candle, he'll really come!

(And then you'll have to clean the mirror).

The Dark Furie # 31. October 2009, 00:33

*wonders how many readers will be playing Bloody Furie tomorrow night, wonders how many will survive*

Gavin Sheedy # 31. October 2009, 00:45

My thankees to you both kind sirs. I had to correct for daylight savings *gasp* manually.

Pretty sure that there are laws prohibiting two Irish people from existing in the same place at the same time. Certainly, I've never meant another Irish person, never in my whole life, and certainly not with-in thirty minutes of landing, anywhere. No siree.

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