I Feel So Godlike (Semi-Required Sticky Post)!
Monday, 1. January 2007, 10:05:10
How's it going?
Some of you out there might be asking, "Why doesn't this guy update his Blog?" Then you might launch into an irrational rage, punching wildly at the air. Screaming obscenities at passers-by, you might even wonder just why it is that - every time you visit - you see the same damn page ...
If that's the case then it's time to switch to decaf
because I do update ... but you have to scroll down a bit to see it; what you're seeing here is a 'Sticky Post'. For those of you who don't know what that means (I know you're out there, for I once wandered among you as one also befuddled by Blogging terminology inimical to the uninitiated), it means that you'll see this post every time you visit http://my.opera.com/clean/
But the updates are just below ...
Just thought I'd let you know what was going on, in case you were getting all confused.
It happens.
So ... why the 'Sticky Post?'
I needed it to make my Cluster Map work (of vital importance to maintain a God-like perspective over everything!)
Oh, by the way ... an excellently-written article about online friendships can be found here. If you've never left a comment on my blog in your life but want to go for the ol' friend request, please read it first. Thanks.
A COUPLE OF QUICK LINKS
SOME OF MY SHORT STORIES
Clean Why can't he stop washing his hands? And will it do him any good in the end? Bad Coffee Bad coffee will be the death of him Spare Ribs Even with his chest blown open he had to act to save the child Reading by Red Light From his reading a vampire comes up with the 'ultimate' idea Strange Behaviours Co-written with Brad Mengel Rotten Luck Being buried alive was only the beginning Zoo Crikey! Canoodler's Comeuppance Inspired by a Hungry Ghost! Sway The bus trip from hell with the quoting psychotic! Pukka Tukka A thoroughly distressing recipe Picking a Winner Go on ... pick it! The Itch A scratchy little Six Word Story Pâté Mmm ... yummy! Six Word brain food! Oh, the Urbanity Awful offal in a Six Word Story! Offensive Content Do ya really wanna know? Fourteen words'll tell ya! Foetor Nineteen Phwoar Words! It Shouldn't Have Happened to a Vet With Apologies to James Herriot All the Days of Our Lives A man takes the phrase 'good lookin' out' way too far Suffocative Gasp! A stifling six words! Let Them Eat Cake Six word sickness Headlines Ahead of his time Inanymity The secret life of ... stuff Point of View It all depends on it By the Chimney with Care Christmas horror! |
Life Turned 'Round
Three witches show a man that even in death he has a second chance Give the Man a Hand A pipe to live in a jacket to keep warm in and death Insomnia2 Would even the final sleep be denied him? Come In, Spinner Mummy said spiders would kill him but little Jimmy knew better Bear With Me A child imbues his stuffed toy with a life of its own or was it there all along? The Message Computer-related horror Crack, Shatter and Plop It could happen to you! Talkback An eerie caller on breakfast radio Sidestep A man steps between worlds Roaches Weird compassion proves a man's undoing A Little Pressure When the dentist is too expensive The Famished Tasty? Smooth? Six Word Sushi! The Red Pool Six Word sloshing! Wear Wellies! Gobsmacked Six words straight to the point! The Big Fling Fifteen-Word flinging and responsible pet ownership? Dolourous An' it please you ZZZ Anyone else tired? A Close Shave An extreme solution to the five o'clock shadow Sympathetic Ears A man desperate for someone to tell his problems to At Present A final, unintended, gift Written in the Sand Desert horror |
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angel292005 # 1. January 2007, 16:25
Sarah
yey 2007
clean # 2. January 2007, 04:39
But ... "Updates Begin tomorrow" happened yesterday ... ! Today is when the updates begin! Or don't yesterday's updates show today until tomorrow?
Now I'm all confused ... !
wickedlizard # 2. January 2007, 20:39
clean # 3. January 2007, 00:04
wickedlizard # 3. January 2007, 00:10
angel292005 # 3. January 2007, 14:57
Yeah, that does sound a little cornfusing. Umm, yeah, so WHEN do they
begin?
wickedlizard # 3. January 2007, 22:40
clean # 5. January 2007, 00:25
angel292005 # 5. January 2007, 03:43
So that is why it is not working.
wickedlizard # 5. January 2007, 23:44
clean # 6. January 2007, 07:41
wickedlizard # 6. January 2007, 13:07
angel292005 # 6. January 2007, 13:41
clean # 6. January 2007, 21:26
wickedlizard # 7. January 2007, 13:49
sanshan # 8. January 2007, 17:03
wickedlizard # 8. January 2007, 23:34
clean # 9. January 2007, 08:59
wickedlizard # 9. January 2007, 12:05
clean # 10. January 2007, 13:44
wickedlizard # 10. January 2007, 23:02
Anonymous # 13. January 2007, 06:16
visit me http://paranoidschizophrenialog.blogspot.com/
you really should pay more attention to your family
if you believe your desteny is enevitable.
think babe its not all about you. you act and title like a god but the real god would work in a church doing church like thinks not blogging on and on and on. please put the cross-hairs away. you cant get me as it aint true and if you are going to say you were warned by anothers mistakes then NO. the real power if there was any would just get rid of me, kill me like that ant, that i am and i dare you to try.
Anonymous # 13. January 2007, 06:18
it will say its done but up ill pop in two week to show you hey hey.
sanshan # 13. January 2007, 06:28
FXM256 # 13. January 2007, 07:27
Anyways, I have a Cluster Map (that I stole from Sarah) too, but it stopped working a while back, so now I have a new one (that I also stole from Sarah, hehe) that's a little bit slow but works.
clean # 13. January 2007, 10:13
The moment that's been stalking me (as it stalks all bloggers sooner or later) has finally pounced with the speed of a three-toed sloth on marijuana!
Yes, folks ... like a tough little hair thrusting itself from a wart ... like not-your-own chunky sputum in your just-sipped-from coffee ... like Mr Sheen sprayed liberally on a still-steaming turd ... it's ... a troll and their comment!
But that's all right.
It's okay.
Because I've got a special (compound) word that I've been saving as a response to trolls!
Ready?
Brace yourself!
Here it is:
"Fuck-knuckle".
There you go, matey! You're now famous. The writer of one, tiny blog among the fifty gajillion (or so) in the entirety of the 'blogosphere' has acknowledged you and confirmed that you are, indeed, an arse.
Now you can go back to drooling on your own genitals! I know you're looking forward to that!
(And - yes - I would say it to your face, because I don't give a fuck).
clean # 13. January 2007, 10:21
Welcome to the Godlike area (so long as you don't teach people those objectionable stretching techniques
Marcus ...!
Thanks for dropping by! I'm a little slow on the uptake regarding new technology (it took me until 2003 to get a mobile phone!) But ClustrMaps are the way of the future! Yea, verily, and other Godlike stuff (I'm trying to annoy the anonymous poster ... he seemed to take me literally when I mentioned I was Godlike).
I gotta say, though ... your map is much nicer looking! Wow!
(Now I have 'Map Envy!')
clean # 13. January 2007, 10:32
wickedlizard # 13. January 2007, 11:50
clean # 13. January 2007, 12:18
My fault for leaving 'Anonymous Comments' on, I suppose.
Of course, I still have them on, simply because I figure that it might be easier for a random visitor to comment, but it has its downsides.
I guess we'll all find out in 'two week'!
wickedlizard # 13. January 2007, 12:20
clean # 13. January 2007, 12:28
wickedlizard # 13. January 2007, 12:59
clean # 13. January 2007, 14:23
wickedlizard # 13. January 2007, 14:25
clean # 13. January 2007, 14:30
wickedlizard # 13. January 2007, 14:39
hungryghost # 18. January 2007, 21:19
I don't need a stalker in my life - unless he's really cute of course. In which case, why not.
So originally, I came in to say something namby-pamby like "oooh coool grey shades in your world map". I suspect I could have set myself up for something else now....
clean # 21. January 2007, 10:46
hungryghost # 22. January 2007, 20:28
Points finger in amazement!
wickedlizard # 28. January 2007, 20:30
hungryghost # 29. January 2007, 06:26
jthomastster # 29. January 2007, 13:37
clean? you stink.
clean # 29. January 2007, 13:54
I know ... I'll add the user to my ignore list!
And if he keeps posting comments where he's not wanted, I'll ask the moderators to ban his IP entirely!
wickedlizard # 29. January 2007, 21:46
galadriel # 3. February 2007, 02:27
clean # 3. February 2007, 10:01
wickedlizard # 4. February 2007, 22:09
clean # 5. February 2007, 05:09
Marmite ... way too sweet to be combined with a Vegemite-like taste. IMO, it's just wrong. Double-
wickedlizard # 5. February 2007, 13:39