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thatgirl
2008-10-08 13:46:28Yeah some how two big egos would fill it, that very good point. Hmm maybe you can play with K9 and have fun that way
clean
2008-10-05 13:26:58The TARDIS might be infinitely large on the inside (being dimensionally transcendental an' all), but there ain't room enough in it for me and the doctor ;)
thatgirl
2008-10-05 11:37:37cliffhanger,umm yeah they did because who going be timelord side kick now, hey clean why not put wig on get wife bra putsome apples in it and wear dress you might get chance to be the next side kick
clean
2008-10-01 22:27:33Wicked! And very happy they didn't end on a cliffhanger! :lol:
Mickeyjoe_irl
2008-10-01 22:12:33Cool, what did you think?
clean
2008-09-28 13:23:55Ahh ... basking in the afterglow of the final episode of Doctor Who for the season ...
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You're at the Vet and your cat suddenly turns around and pleads with you to take the thermometer up the bot bot for him/her. You ...
- Have a complete brain meltdown, because you realize that your cat just spoke to you?
(47%) - Hope nobody notices as your eyes dart to the thermometer to check its size?
(6%) - Instantly wonder why your first thought was, "Not unless someone warms that thing up?"
(6%) - Drop your strides (or hike up your skirt), bend over and wiggle?
(0%) - Tell your cat to go watch an episode of 'Oz', then take it like a man?
(12%) - Grab the thermometer off the vet and jam it up your cat's date yourself, all the while telling it to stop being such a pussy?
(18%) - Grab the thermometer off the vet and jam it up your own fundament, all the while trying to think happy thoughts?
(0%) - Grab the thermometer from the vet and jam your cat up his/her arse, then leave because you're disgusted with the both of them?
(6%) - Wonder why you ever became a vet in the first place?
(24%)
Total: 17 votes
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001 Straight to My Short Stories
- 001 Clean
Why can't he stop washing his hands - and will it do him any good in the end ... ?
- 002 Life Turned 'Round
Three witches show a man that - even in death - he has a second chance …
- 003 Bad Coffee
Bad coffee will be the death of him …
- 004 Give the Man a Hand
A pipe to live in … a jacket to keep warm in … and death.
- 005 Spare Ribs
Even with his chest blown open, he had to act to save the child …
- 006 Insomnia Squared
Would even the final sleep be denied him ... ?
- 007 Reading by Red Light
From his reading, a vampire comes up with the 'ultimate' idea …
- 008 Come In, Spinner
Mummy said spiders would KILL him, but little Jimmy knew better …
- 009 Strange Behaviours
Written with Brad Mengel
- 010 Bear With Me
A child imbues his stuffed toy with a life of its own … or was it there all along ... ?
- 011 Rotten Luck
Being buried alive was only the beginning ...
- 012 The Message
Computer-related horror ...
- 013 Zoo
Crikey ... !
- 014 Crack, Shatter and Plop
It could happen to you ... !
- 015 Canoodler's Comeuppance
Inspired by a Hungry Ghost!
- 016 Talkback
An eerie caller on breakfast radio ...
- 017 Sway
The bus trip from hell with the quoting psychotic ... !
- 018 Sidestep
A man steps between worlds ...
- 019 Pukka Tukka
A thoroughly distressing recipe ... !
- 020 Roaches
Weird compassion proves a man's undoing ...
- 021 Picking a Winner
Go on ... pick it ... !
- 022 A Little Pressure
When the dentist is too expensive ...
- 023 The Itch
Six Word Story
- 024 The Famished
Tasty? Smooth?
- 025 Pate
Mmm ... yummy!
- 026 The Red Pool
Wear wellies ... !
- 027 Oh, the Urbanity
Awful offal in a six word story ... !
- 028 Gobsmacked
To the point!
- 029 Offensive Content
Do ya really wanna know ... ?
- 030 The Big Fling
Responsible pet ownership ... ?
- 031 Foetor
Phwoar!
- 032 Dolourous
An' it please you ...
- 033 It Shouldn’t Have Happened to a Vet
With Apologies to James Herriot
- 034 ZZZ
Anyone else tired ... ?
- 035 All the Days of Our Lives
A man takes the phrase 'good lookin' out' too far ...
- 036 A Close Shave
An extreme solution to the five o'clock shadow ...
- 037 Suffocative
Gasp!
- 038 Sympathetic Ears
A man desperate for someone to tell his problems to ...
- 039 Let Them Eat Cake
Six word sickness ...
- 040 At Present
A final - unintended - gift ...
- 041 Headlines
Ahead of his time ...
- 042 Written in the Sand
Desert horror ...
- 043 Inanymity
The secret life of stuff ...
002 Shameless Self-Aggrandizement (Posts I'm Really Pleased With)
- The Rage of the Cage
"Yellow budgie-smugglers". HAW! HAW! HAW! Wrestling-related teabagging the way you demanded it … !
- Special Meat
Figuring out supermarket pricing ...
- The Brisbane Incident
A movie's influence can have far-reaching consequences ...
- Want Some Sauce With That, Sol (Comic Book Cannibalism) ... ?
Hungry, hungry heroes ... ?
- Say it Loud ... !
Decrypting idioms ...
- Inventions I Couldn't Live Without
Well ... I couldn't ... !
- Hell's Bells
Damnation at the supermarket ... !
- Google Funnies
The things you can find on the Internet ... !
- Waiting for the Sun (A Job Application)
Woe at the lay-by counter ...
- Spider-Flush, Spider-Flush, Oh, Man Where is the Toilet Brush ... ?!
The arachnid that wouldn't die ... !
- Things I Learned from Comic Books
Four-colour advice, the way you demanded it ... !
- Interview with the Ant
Making your skin crawl since 2006
- Search Term Silliness
And I thought I felt Godlike before ... !
- Big Brother vs The X-Men
Magneto in the shower ... ? What would Sir Ian think ... ?!
- A Facetious Reply to a Crap email 01
Yes ... the very first instance of me being a sarky bastard to a poor, delicate widdle spammer
- David's Odd Solutions
You're in luck, because I'm here to help ... !
- Doctor House Treats Superman
Phytocaliprineic goatstasia or a kryptonite knife in the back ... ?
- Twenty-Five Questions
Meme's Away ... !
- One of the Greatest Advertising Mistakes of Our Time
S'not what you think ... !
- Attacker Armed With Bicycle Pump Leaves Victims Horribly Mutated
Extreme ... !
- lolpats
Teh lolpats is funny
- The Lazy Designer and ... The Tarot
Foretelling nothing ... !
- Hello, Pain in the Arse Research Calling ...
Telemarketing Woes ...
- Blogs of Ancient Times - Uahgh
One of the first bloggers shows why he isn't writing anymore ...
- Self Portrait
Now with added signage!
003 A Miscellany of (Opera Community) Riches
- The New Aggressors
The non-aggressive Aggressor, Brad Mengel is back, writing about a fascinating sub-genre of popular fiction - the often violent world of the Serial Vigilante ... !
- Thoughts Lost on the Breeze
Caught by the lovely Bea as they fluttered by!
- The Incoherent Ramblings of a Disgruntled (but Hopeful) American Dissident
Duck and cover ... !
- House of Galadriel
An always entertaining Australian!
- Definition of a Blog
A CSS master, Randall has already made his presence felt on many, many Blogs throughout the OC (mine included)! Without a doubt ... a top Trinidadian!
- Harvesting Others’ Thoughts in My Kitchen Garden
Jagannath’s collection of interesting (and funny) news snippets from all over the Web always has something to give you a laugh!
- Sugar in Cyberspace
Indescribable ... but in a good way!
- Hello, World
Pretty as a penguin (go to her Blog, you’ll get the joke then), the multi-talented Tori is well on her way to achieving her goal of becoming a great librarian if her well-written posts are anything to go by!
- Waka’s Thoughts on Life and Love and All Things in Between
Musical maestro, funny bugger and all-around good bloke, Wakajawaka presents a hodgepodge of terrific stuff!
- Rune’s Painting Palace
Positive Chaos ... !
- Ramblings of a Little Pixie
Lu, the Mischevious Pixie, shares much funniness gathered from the Internet, her own cool photography and artwork and her love of animals
- Thoughts of a Mommy
The unofficial Opera Community sweetie ... !
- Random Thoughts of Mine
Marcus (who has one of the coolest avatars ever) is a thoughtful, intelligent man who provides the OC with interesting and amusing articles from all over the Internet, and a whole lot more. Super ... !
- All Our Todays
A Captain of poetry and a Marvel wordsmith!
- Teaching, Loving and Random Record Attempts
W*Stock is also a hampster-happy lady who’s never short on fun!
- Chronological Posts
In his own words, " ... mostly light-hearted and humourous material with an occasional serious post". And I quoted here because that sums it up better than I ever could!
- Summet or Other
With tips on avoiding clipboard people, a post that’s a Blog-oriented version of "The Ring" and much more besides, W*Stock’s ‘other half’ refuses to let work get him down!
- Food for Thought
Scott Cumming – Life as Art, Art as Life!
- Writer’s Block
Meet Mart, creator of superior short stories (many of which have recurring characters, too!) Always a great read!
- Surface Ripples in a Deep and Murky Pool
Photography, poetry and (as she says on her other site) “Information, Reflections, Ruminations, Remembrances”.
- Musings
Words from the wise (with a dash of wry humour)!
- Hungry Ghost’s Daily Diet
Beware the bon vivant spectre with the green thumb and a surfeit of the dramatic ... !
- I’m Trying
Dances With Lola ... !
- Princes Philosophical
Attracting yuppies since 2006, this likeable lensman also posts incredible photos, cultural critiques and much, much more!
- God Protect Your Soul
The prolific proclamations of an esoteric Azorean artist come via an island paradise from a lizard who isn’t really as wicked as you might think ... !
- A Canadian in Ireland
To be sure ... eh?
- Karen’s Considerations
The home of opera community randomness ... !
- Portugal and Everything Else in Between
Isabel’s incredible photos!
- Everything is Permuted
Words’ incredible photos!
- Through Andy’s Lens
Andy Wilson’s incredible photos!
- Quirk Life
Thoughtful ... !
- Karen's Chronicles
The home of random randomness ... !
- Culture Surfer
Naomi brings culture wherever she goes ... !
- Wolf's Reign
Cois ... as indescribable as SugarWinx ... but still in a good way!
- Jezc
Always fun!
- Seashells on a Sunlit Beach
Timm has the soul of a poet
- The Clearance Aisle
Oh, Lord ... it's That Girl ...
- Observe the Absurd
Lee's back ... !
- Culture Surfer
Your Window on the World
- The Dark Furie
Intelligent, thought-provoking and entertaining blog written by a phonie who's anything but phony!
- Purple Daze
Wry, intelligent, thoughtful ... a lighter mirror for the Dark Furie ... and a poetic, prolific blogger in her own right!
- Rose's Random Rambly Writings
Well-written rambles regularly written well ... !
- Siyafunda
Another intelligent and entertaining blogger! I do seem to be leaning towards blogs that are both entertaining and well-written, don't I?
- Karen's Shop
Cool, groovy, top quality, affordable art on things you'll use every day!
- Ahoy!
Shallow Muse's ace authorship!
- Keep Walking ...
Although if you do, you'll miss the fact that there's plenty to see here!
- Recognized Genius
The Developer's Resource - by Karen and Lonnie!
- Thinking Big Thoughts, But Relishing Small Pleasures
The pleasure is in reading Angeliki's delightful blog :)
- Curiosity Didn't Kill the Cat ...
... it just made it a wiser cat!
- Mizz Martínez
And Mune, of course! :)
- Dacotah
A little bit of this & a little bit of that & a few things in between ... !
004 Art and Related
- Cyanide and Happiness
Wrong, but funny! Or is that 'Right, and funny?'
- XKCD
Funny, highbrow, online, comic
- See Mike Draw
Cool art, excellent colouring, funny cartoons!
- A Softer World
Highbrow, thought-provoking photo comics!
- Garfield Minus Garfield
Exactly what it says ... and weirder for it!
- Minimalist Stick Figure Theatre
Quick, Easy and Funny!
- The Perry Bible Fellowship
Gobsmackingly hilarious cartoons!
- The Rut
More Mike Jacobsen!
- Pencils at Dawn
Mike Jacobsen and Phil Selby crossing graphite ... !
- Wondermark
David Malki's illustrated jocularity
- No Pink Ponies
Saiful Remy Mokhtar (aka Eisu) gives us a quality online comic about a (gasp) cute, nerdy woman and her comic book store
- Chris' Invincible Super-Blog
Chris Sims ... a man with a ... 'mild' interest in comics
- PolyKarbon
Comic book creation, tutorials, forums and much more … !
- Surreal Paintings
By Mihai Criste
- Drawn! The Illustration and Cartooning Blog!
A collaborative weblog for illustrators, artists, cartoonists, and anyone who likes to draw!
- Wet Canvas
Artist’s forums
- Wikipedia Visual Arts Portal
A place to start to learn about art!
- Art History Resources on the Net
Ancient to Modern!
- PaperKraft.Net
Ron Rementilla - helping people find the best papercrafts on the net!
- You Go, Ghoul
John Byrne (been my favourite comic book artist forever)'s free webcomic!
- The Joy of Tech
Tech-related cartoonery!
005 Fun and Funny
- Will Type for Food
“And babies come out of the Kojak!” Literary laughs!
- The Dullest Blog in the World
But Extremely Funny, Regardless ... !
- Bland Canyon
Extremely funny observations (rants) on life by Australia's own, PetStarr!
- What Were They Thinking … ?
In the world of comics, some things just shouldn't be ... and you can find lots of ‘em here!
- The Super Dickery Galleries
In the world of comics, some things just shouldn't be ... and you can find lots of ‘em here!
- I Can Has Cheeseburger
An u can c the original lolcat siet, 2
- Lolcat Translator
English 2 lolcat – iz lawts ov fun
- lolthulhu
Cthulhu lovez the kitteh
- The lolcat Bible
An teh skyz an teh Urth were finishd, an all teh stufz in dem an Ceiling Cat was liek all tired an stuff. An on teh 7th dai Ceiling Cat got done makingks all dat stuf; an he restd … yay Caturday!
- Chuck Norris Facts
Obviously the toughest man on Earth ... !
006 A Miscellany of (non-Opera Community) Riches
- Celeb Pulp
Celebrity gossip blog updated 24/7 with the latest news of your favourite celebs!
- The Urban Legends Reference Pages
If you ‘heard the one about … ’, you can find out here if it was a myth, an urban legend … or real!
- Sir Jorge’s WWE Blog
Got a thing for blokes running around in their budgie smugglers and smacking each other? No? Jorge Orduna doesn’t, either. But the pure entertainment spectacle of professional wrestling ... ? That’s a passion he shares with you!
- The Astronomy Picture of the Day
Incredible Photos
- Crank.net
Links upon links upon links of really weird stuff … ! Hint: Look for ‘Illucid’ – they’re the most bizarre (and funniest)!
- The Australian Opinion Forums
A view of things from the Great Southern Land
- Ipswich Forums
For a little bit of local flavour ...
- ABC Archives
A little bit of Australian history from the Australian Broadcasting Corporation ...
- On This Day …
Enter a date and find out what happened ... !
- Polite Dissent
Scott examines comic books, episodes of House (and much, much more) to see if they stand up to medical scrutiny!
- Crystal Links
Links to the strange, the bizarre … the unexpected!
- The Skeptic’s Dictionary
Cast a cold eye …
- Postami Flash Games
Fun time-wasters!
- Ripley’s Believe It or Not
I can hear the voice of Jack Palance …
- Damn Interesting
Because it is ... !
- Robert J Lang's Origami
This is such detailed stuff! Incredible!
- Blog X
Jorge Orduna gives us an extremely well-written, entertaining and daily-updated blog about music, clerks, casket sales, professional blogging, skateboarding and much, much more ... !
- Click to Help Animals for Free
Click Daily - Sponsors Pay for Food and Care
- Free Rice
Literacy Game - Each correct word equals 20 grains of rice donated through the UN World Food Program
007 Scrawl Forth - The Opera Community Writer's Group
- The Scrawl Forth Forums
Write on ... !
- The Scrawl Forth Blog
Written on ... !
- The Scrawl Forth Members
Writing on ... !
- The Scrawl Forth About Page
A write off ... ?
008 Specific Posts Worth Your Time
- Getting Prepared for a Crisis
Just in Case
- Online Friendships
Real-world lessons apply online, too!
- New Code of Conduct for Bloggers
Protect yourselves from the fascists ...
- Parental Skills
Parental Skills
- The Dash Movie
Commentary on and link to a movie that will make you reflect on your life ...
- The Smog and The Salv
Excellent fiction by Ravo!
- Kill That Feeling
Excellent fiction by Sugarwinx!
- Little Kim
Excellent fiction by Sugarwinx!
- Something Ticked Off This Way Comes
Part 1 of some excellent multipart fiction from Mart!
- Girlzilla
Part 1 (of 12) of some excellent fiction by Kimmie!
- Just a Day
Excellent fiction by Attila!
- The Burning of a Memory
Excellent fiction by Sarah!
- Tabby
Excellent fiction by Sugarwinx!