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STICKY POST

I Feel So Godlike (Semi-Required Sticky Post)!

Monday, 1. January 2007, 10:05:10

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How's it going? :smile:

Some of you out there might be asking, "Why doesn't this guy update his Blog?" Then you might launch into an irrational rage, punching wildly at the air. Screaming obscenities at passers-by, you might even wonder just why it is that - every time you visit - you see the same damn page ... :eyes:

If that's the case then it's time to switch to decaf :wink: because I do update ... but you have to scroll down a bit to see it; what you're seeing here is a 'Sticky Post'.

For those of you who don't know what that means (I know you're out there, for I once wandered among you as one also befuddled by Blogging terminology inimical to the uninitiated), it means that you'll see this post every time you visit http://my.opera.com/clean/

But the updates are just below ...

Just thought I'd let you know what was going on, in case you were getting all confused.

It happens. :smile:

So ... why the 'Sticky Post?'

I needed it to make my Cluster Map work (of vital importance to maintain a God-like perspective over everything!) :devil: :whistle: :lol:

Locations of visitors to this page




Oh, by the way ... an excellently-written article about online friendships can be found here. If you've never left a comment on my blog in your life but want to go for the ol' friend request, please read it first. Thanks. :smile:

A COUPLE OF QUICK LINKS
SOME OF MY SHORT STORIES
Clean

Why can't he stop washing his hands?

And will it do him any good in the end?


Bad Coffee

Bad coffee will be the death of him


Spare Ribs

Even with his chest blown open

he had to act to save the child


Reading by Red Light

From his reading a

vampire comes up with

the 'ultimate' idea


Strange Behaviours

Co-written with Brad Mengel


Rotten Luck

Being buried alive

was only the beginning


Zoo

Crikey!


Canoodler's Comeuppance

Inspired by a Hungry Ghost!


Sway

The bus trip from hell with

the quoting psychotic!


Pukka Tukka

A thoroughly distressing recipe


Picking a Winner

Go on ... pick it!


The Itch

A scratchy little

Six Word Story


Pâté

Mmm ... yummy!

Six Word brain food!


Oh, the Urbanity

Awful offal in a

Six Word Story!


Offensive Content

Do ya really wanna know?

Fourteen words'll tell ya!


Foetor

Nineteen Phwoar Words!


It Shouldn't Have Happened
to a Vet

With Apologies to

James Herriot


All the Days of Our Lives

A man takes the phrase

'good lookin' out'

way too far


Suffocative

Gasp!

A stifling six words!


Let Them Eat Cake

Six word sickness


Headlines

Ahead of his time


Inanymity

The secret life of ... stuff


Point of View

It all depends on it


By the Chimney with Care

Christmas horror!
Life Turned 'Round

Three witches show a man that

even in death

he has a second chance


Give the Man a Hand

A pipe to live in

a jacket to keep warm in

and death


Insomnia2

Would even the

final sleep

be denied him?


Come In, Spinner

Mummy said spiders

would kill him

but little Jimmy

knew better


Bear With Me

A child imbues

his stuffed toy

with a life of its own

or was it there

all along?


The Message

Computer-related horror


Crack, Shatter and Plop

It could happen to you!


Talkback

An eerie caller

on breakfast radio


Sidestep

A man steps between worlds


Roaches

Weird compassion

proves a man's undoing


A Little Pressure

When the dentist

is too expensive


The Famished

Tasty? Smooth?

Six Word Sushi!


The Red Pool

Six Word sloshing!

Wear Wellies!


Gobsmacked

Six words

straight to the point!


The Big Fling

Fifteen-Word flinging

and responsible pet ownership?


Dolourous

An' it please you


ZZZ

Anyone else tired?


A Close Shave

An extreme solution

to the five o'clock shadow


Sympathetic Ears

A man desperate for

someone to tell

his problems to


At Present

A final, unintended, gift


Written in the Sand

Desert horror
Having Writ

Spooky notes
For My Wife

Get a Jared Leto Widget on Buzznet





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Happy Thanksgiving ...

Wednesday, 25. November 2009, 22:49:11

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... those of you who celebrate it.

I dearly hope the zombie apocalypse doesn't coincide with you carving the turkey.



Although ... come to think of it ... I suppose it'd be better than if it occurred after you'd eaten it ... :eyes:


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Saturday Superlame

Friday, 6. November 2009, 20:28:12

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Captionability by Superlame, Pictures by The Internet, Words by Me!





Oh, Jesus ...

... there was definitely something wrong with that breast milk ...





Caption: Bull!

Running Man: No Bull! No Bull!





Oh. How nice ...

... he's in touch with his feminine side ...





Oh, the bananaty!





So that's what Super Saiyan 5 looks like ...


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001 Straight to My Short Stories

002 Shameless Self-Aggrandizement (Posts I'm Really Pleased With)

003 A Miscellany of (Opera Community) Riches

004 Art and Related

005 Fun and Funny

006 A Miscellany of (non-Opera Community) Riches

007 Worth Your Time

008 More Opera Goodness ... !

009 Unite!

010 My Other Online Homes

  • Pogo Online Games

    I love this site! My wife and I both have accounts! The graphics are really well done! And there's just as friendly a community feel to it as My.Opera!

  • My Facebook

    Why are you going over there? I'm far more likely to be here. Or on Pogo. But probably here ...

  • My MySpace

    Why are you going over there? I'm far more likely to be here. Or on Pogo. But probably here ...

  • My Twitter

    Why are you going over there? I'm far more likely to be here. Or on Pogo. But probably here ...

  • My YouTube Channel

    Why are you going over there? I'm far more likely to be here. Or on Pogo. But probably here. Besides, I haven't done anything with it yet!

  • My YouTube Channel

    Why are you going over there? I'm far more likely to be here. Or on Pogo. But probably here. Besides, I haven't done anything with it yet