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Thursday, 5. November 2009, 06:23:33

Chris Brown: Yo, I'm Chris Brown. You may remember me from such 2009 news reports as, "I Beat Up My Girlfriend" and "Rihanna's Probably Not Gonna Buy My Album".

Chris Brown: Speaking of buying my album, there's a lot of people out there who are apparently boycotting my new album, Graffiti, because of what I did to Rihanna. I'd just like to say ...

Kanye West: "Yo, Chris. I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but I think my albums are the ones people are gonna be least interested in buyin'!"

Obama: "He's a jackass".

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Have a complete brain meltdown, because you realize that your cat just spoke to you?
(47%)
Hope nobody notices as your eyes dart to the thermometer to check its size?
(9%)
Instantly wonder why your first thought was, "Not unless someone warms that thing up?"
(6%)
Drop your strides (or hike up your skirt), bend over and wiggle?
(0%)
Tell your cat to go watch an episode of 'Oz', then take it like a man?
(22%)
Grab the thermometer off the vet and jam it up your cat's date yourself, all the while telling it to stop being such a pussy?
(19%)
Grab the thermometer off the vet and jam it up your own fundament, all the while trying to think happy thoughts?
(3%)
Grab the thermometer from the vet and jam your cat up his/her arse, then leave because you're disgusted with the both of them?
(9%)
Wonder why you ever became a vet in the first place?
(28%)

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