Thursday, 5. November 2009, 06:23:33
obama, meme, jackass, chris brown
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Chris Brown: Yo, I'm Chris Brown. You may remember me from such 2009 news reports as, "I Beat Up My Girlfriend" and "Rihanna's Probably Not Gonna Buy My Album".
Chris Brown: Speaking of buying my album, there's a lot of people out there who are apparently boycotting my new album, Graffiti, because of what I did to Rihanna. I'd just like to say ...
Kanye West: "Yo, Chris. I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but I think my albums are the ones people are gonna be least interested in buyin'!"
Obama: "He's a jackass".
Tuesday, 2. December 2008, 12:21:32
meme, humor, wtf, humour
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No reason ... the tune's just kind of ... catchy ... 
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/yatta
Monday, 24. March 2008, 07:55:30
sculptor, gordon ramsay, tag, george tuska
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That's the sound of the tag the lovely Sarah stapled to my ear. 
I'd like to take this opoprtunity to thank Sarah for that. Because of the weight of that tag, I now walk lopsided! 
Actually, JCL tagged me, too ... so that kind of 'evened me up'.
(Now I walk with a stoop!) 
Now ... the rules of this particular tagging game state that I'm to:
1. Link to who tagged you.
Astute readers will have discerned the fact I've already done that.
Next?
2. Post the rules.
Okay.
3. Name 5 people (living or dead) that you'd like to see at one of your dinner parties.
Don't recall ever having had a 'dinner party'. Which doesn't mean I haven't had one, of course. It just means I don't recall it.
Still - given my cooking skills - I suppose I'd have to have people like Gordon Ramsay over, for starters. It'd be funny to make him eat my cooking. 
Of course, if he had a problem with my cooking ("If?!"), I'd have to have some way to ensure he stopped swearing at me pretty damn quickly (lest the delicate tranquility of my dinner party be despoiled by his profanity).
Thus, I'd have Billy Connolly over, to make Gordon laugh so much, he'd choke on his food and die.
That'd shut him up, quick smart.
For guests 3 and 4, I'm thinking groups of people, but - for the sake of this tag - I'll count each group as one person (otherwise this won't work):
The folks from Mythbusters would be interesting to listen to as they conversed with the folks from Top Gear, given both their ... proclivities for ... altering ... cars beyond manufacturer specifications
And last, but not least, Jesus Christ. That's right, Jesus Christ. I could have a fascinating intellectual and spiritual conversation (and I would hit him with the hard questions). But ... he would also be a guest of many talents!
For instance (and, of course), we'd never run out of wine. But that one's obvious!
I'm thinking of things like keeping the entertainment flowing by ensuring that I could remain happily entertained watching Gordon Ramsay choke to death ... hundreds of times during the course of the night ... only to be resurrected again and again!
Name your favorite artist/sculptor.
I'd be hard pressed to decide! I mean, really! I couldn't even narrow it down to a single type of art! I've always liked Surrealism, and the works of Joan Miró, René Magritte and Salvador Dali, but I also like more classical work like that created by Michaelangelo, Da Vinci, and Rembrandt. Rodin, of course. And Dürer gets a look-in, too, of course! In fact, I've got a book about Dürer, but it's written in German, so I can't read it! But that's okay ... I really got it for the pictures.
From a comic book perspective, it'd have to be John Byrne, Alex Ross, George Pérez, Tim Bradstreet, George Tuska, Jack Kirby (of course), Geof Darrow, John Romita Jr, Brian Bolland, Steve Dillon, Kevin O'Neill, etc., etc.
Y'know ... just off the top of my head ...
I could go on, but I'd quite easily fill 'pages' and ultimately overload the Internet.
Name 2 things you would like to change about yourself.
My lack of super powers.
My lack of ability to find a second answer to this question.
Name 2 things you like about yourself.
My lack of super powers. 
My lack of ability to find a second answer to this question.
Name 2 things you are looking forward to in the future.
Being old, because then I'll have an excuse.
The afterlife (not any time soon, of course), because then I won't have to do so much work! 
4. Tag five people to do the same.
Taking a leaf out of Karen's book ... no.
But ... if you feel like answering these yourself and posting your answers below, tuck in! 
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