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Dirges! We can't get enough of them! And now you won't be able to, either, with Where Are The Dead? Thrill to those romantic songs of yesteryear which answer the question, like, In the Fucking Cemetary, Stupid, Have You Tried Looking Up Your Ass? and Out the Back in the Freezer, You Wanky, Wanky Dickbag! Where Are the Dead? New from Formaldeho!





Sit down now or you'll fall down with the exciting news that Quim Barreiros is back! And this time he's got his dick stuck in his accordion! That's right, ladies, Quim just won't let go as he sings Recebi Um Convite (a Casa da Joquina), or Somewhere New to Stash My Junk! Thrill to new classics, such as A New Way to Smoke, Time for a Dip and the effervescent a Bird in the Hand is Worth Two in the Bush. Quim Barreiros' Recebi Um Convite (a Casa da Joquina)/Somewhere New to Stash My Junk! New from Wettex!





Inspired by Joan Osbourne's If God Was One of Us comes Bezerra Da Silva's En Nao Sou Santo (Jesus is Back and This Time He's Packing!) Get down on your knees to hymns like Jesus' Got a Gun, Do You Feel Lucky, Punk? and the angelic Worry If I Shoot You, Motherfucker, 'Cause You Ain't Goin' to Heaven! Bezerra Da Silva's En Nao Sou Santo (Jesus is Back and This Time He's Packing!) Another great hit from FundyCo!





That's right, Christmas is coming! And so are the giant children! So gather your friends and run, screaming up the snow-lined road towards the latest bit of Japanese cultural chicanery, Gigantic Asian Child Dressed as Santa! Thrill along as the country where at least ninety-two percent of the world's weird shit originates brings more strange fetishes to light! Leave the schoolgirl mecha cat suits behind and embrace the genetically-engineered, gigantic Santa fetish with carols like Deck the Halls (with Flattened Bodies), Oh Little Town of Pretty Much Anywhere Compared to Freakishly Large Santa Kid and We Three Kings of Orient Are! Quick! Get Gigantic Asian Child Dressed as Santa! now before she dies in a battle with Godzilla, or something!





Staying in the Christmas Spirit, it's Christmas with Colonel Sanders! That's right! Actual recordings of the long-dead creator of KFC via special Christmassy seance! Harden your arteries to seasonal favourites such as Hey, Bud, Have You Got Any Secret Herbs? Shout the words, "Look at all this fucking grease" from the rooftops with foot-tappers like Good Thing I've Got a Bucket and quell your nausea with Just Pick It Back Up Off The Floor, The Customer'll Never Know! Christmas with Colonel Sanders! New from John Edward!


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Nerak 18. September 2009, 22:31

OMFG! :lol: Hahahaha. *gasp*

They're all so good, I cannot possibly pick a favorite! :lol:

Furie 18. September 2009, 23:39

Are these real? :eyes:

Mickeyjoe_irl 19. September 2009, 01:05

You'd think some things are so obvious people would just naturally know better, like

Never pose for an album cover wearing just an accordion.


:rolleyes:

Nerak 19. September 2009, 01:06

:lol:

:sst: I'd be pretty damned impressed if he were holding it with no hands or straps. :left:

Mickeyjoe_irl 19. September 2009, 01:45

What if he was playing it? :devil:

Nerak 19. September 2009, 02:35

LMAO!!! :lol: Then I'd ask him to marry me! Hahahaha!


flamingo-rinse 19. September 2009, 03:38

*It was running around an hour ago, squeaking spo-dee-oh-doh* is my favourite on the colonals sanders album (remastered CD available at your local corner store now) :smile:

flamingo-rinse 19. September 2009, 03:43

@David :sst: ...Quim's big hit was in fact called 'a bird in the hand is worth two in Kate Bush'...must be a misprint on your copy...:smile:

gdare 19. September 2009, 04:37

Bezerra da Silva must be a local hero :eyes:

Man with accordion is just.... too much :faint:

Spaggyj 19. September 2009, 09:09

:lol: :lol: you've outdone yourself, David :lol: :lol:

rose-marie 19. September 2009, 10:52

:lol: :lol: Jeebus!
I bet Quim Barreiros doesn't have a problem hitting those high notes!

clean 19. September 2009, 12:59

Karen,

:smile:



Mik,

Real record covers. I can't vouch for the descriptions, though ... :left: :right: :lol:



Mickey,

It's his way. :lol:



Mickey and Karen,

He's apparently a little flat, though ... :whistle:



Nick,

:lol:



Darko,

I hear he's very good at feeding the multitudes. :eyes:



Kimmie,

thank you. :smile:



Rosie,

:lol:

Mickeyjoe_irl 19. September 2009, 13:06

Originally posted by clean:

He's apparently a little flat, though ... :whistle:


:lol: :lol: :lol:
:ko:
Fell off my chair again.

clean 19. September 2009, 13:11

You need padding! :eyes: :lol:

Mickeyjoe_irl 19. September 2009, 21:01

clean 19. September 2009, 23:41

What was that herbage she was selling you? :eyes: :lol:

Mickeyjoe_irl 20. September 2009, 00:51

It was sage p: and she was giving it away.

She was selling "fertiliser".

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