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Saturday, September 26, 2009 9:21:02 AM

shame, role model, drinking to excess, football, rugby league, footballers, culture of drunkenness, NRL, satire, role models

Fictional rugby league player Johnno Balsac was injured today in an incident in the hotel where his team were staying after last night's game.

Dodging a drunken, half-naked player who was mistakenly trying to get into the wrong hotel room, Balsac slipped on human feces which had been left in the hallway by another player, where he struck his head.

Though the injury could have been much worse, Balsac's head was cushioned by another footballer who was trying to insert his fingers into the anus of another player (who was urinating at the time).

Balsac stated later that he should have been looking where he was going, but he'd been distracted by another player glassing his girlfriend.

Fortunately, nobody is looking up to Balsac, who's reputation is in tatters after this latest incident.

Ground Control to Major TomSaturday Superlame ...

Dark FurieFurie # Saturday, September 26, 2009 9:52:07 AM

As funny as this should be, it's a little too realistic even for satire.

I'm sick to death of people looking up to idiots like that because they wear a certain coloured shirt in public once a week, while the real heroes in this world go unrecognised and mostly unthanked.

Cleanclean # Saturday, September 26, 2009 10:52:59 AM

Yep. Me, too. It was my thinly-veiled attempt at sarcasm towards people who act like that.

Dark FurieFurie # Saturday, September 26, 2009 11:48:47 AM

It's one of my hot buttons. Not that I have a million or so.

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*reaches into the shadows and drags a lurker out*
Comments please. It's been too quiet this past week.

Bad WolfCois # Saturday, September 26, 2009 11:56:02 AM

omg.. That's totally fucked up..

Spaggyj # Saturday, September 26, 2009 12:09:42 PM

Would say something worth anything but my mind is blank.. Sorry

Dark FurieFurie # Saturday, September 26, 2009 12:19:18 PM

*holds up a sword*
I HAVE THE POWEEEEERRRRR!!!

KittyliciousZaphira # Saturday, September 26, 2009 1:08:50 PM

Get real Mik, of course you don't.

Darkogdare # Sunday, September 27, 2009 5:39:35 AM

""a great believer in what happens on the field should stay there""

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