Fictive Technical Nomenclature
Friday, 10. October 2008, 19:27:04
Sometimes…you just need to use a word that doesn't exist yet.
Here's a list of words that we've come up with and try to work into conversations in work on the sly.
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Title |
Terminology Type |
Definition or Usage Example |
Abraider |
Noun |
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Breeson Plug |
Noun |
"You better check the breeson plug to see if it is seated properly." |
Canurken Regulator |
Noun |
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Cruxidate |
Verb |
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Cruxidation |
Noun |
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Duplification |
Noun |
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Feldratic empathactions |
Noun |
"See those patterns in the heat grease? Those are feldratic empathactions of the magnetic field." |
Flommonizer |
Noun |
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Flowsion Array |
Noun |
"The flowsion array got gummed up by the spreedle...better get some influsion emulsifier on that thing and quick!" |
Fluxonribber |
Noun |
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Grayson Field |
Noun |
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Hypercongealing Aluminitrate |
Noun |
"We've run out of self-clamping isobolts to repair the nanofibrous retangulator. We'll need ten liters of hypercongealing aluminitrate...and one toothbrush" |
Hyperspacial |
Noun |
Of or pertaining to HyperSpace |
Influsion Emulsifier |
Noun |
"The flowsion array got gummed up by the spreedle...better get some influsion emulsifier on that thing and quick!" |
Isolinear Alignment |
Noun |
"The fluxon ribber is out of isolinear alignment...again!" |
Kaneuter Valve |
Noun |
"That kaneuter valve needs adjustment." |
Lubridium Block |
Noun |
"The heat was so high that we had to replace the lubridium block." |
Mckhizzaus |
Noun |
A McKesson shop...fo' shizzle! |
Meta-Subset |
Noun |
Everything |
Muffler Bearings |
Noun |
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Multi-Dimensional Oscillator |
Noun |
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Nanofibrous Retangulator |
Noun |
"We've run out of self-clamping isobolts to repair the nanofibrous retangulator. We'll need ten liters of hypercongealing aluminitrate...and one toothbrush" |
Open-Source Sublimification |
Noun |
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Prusifier |
Noun |
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Recordificator |
Noun |
Right next to the "Pawzay" button |
Relitration |
Noun |
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Relitrative |
Adverb |
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Resublimate |
Verb |
"We may have to resublimate the reysion circuit due to the temporary spoxeffusion on the sprellixer assembly." |
Reysion Circuit |
Noun |
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Self-Clamping Ion-Bolts |
Noun |
"We've run out of self-clamping isobolts to repair the nanofibrous retangulator. We'll need ten liters of hypercongealing aluminitrate...and one toothbrush" |
Spoxeffusion |
Noun |
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Spreedle |
Noun |
"Watchout, because sometimes the kaneuter valve can get hung up on the spreedle." |
Sprellixer Assembly |
Noun |
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Syntactical Flexion |
Noun |
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Syntactical Grommet |
Noun |
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Syntactical Inversion |
Noun |
Programmatic dyslexia |
The Influsion Effect |
Noun |
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Thermionic Reciprocator |
Noun |
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Thrombotic Oscillator |
Noun |
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