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Monday, October 26, 2009 6:49:11 AM
Are you tired of getting your shirt soaked with the least little bit of exertion? Do you get tired of people in bars asking you to do that one trick where you keep a goldfish alive in your armpit for 15 minutes, 30 minutes, or even an hour? Tired of throwing your money away on other deodorants with high flown promises only to take them home and ruining them with one or two uses?
Friends, there is a new product that will change your life for the better.
Introducing Columbia Mystegenics brand EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME Deodorant that will stop those late night phone calls from the volunteer fire department asking you to stand over fires to put them out. Yes friends, this is for real.
With our patented 4 fold desecative technology, you too can live the normal life you have always deserved. No more overflowing the toilet by merely standing over it. No more washing small animals down the street that you were trying to pet, and no more accusations from your spouse about bed wetting.
That's right friends, with Columbia Mystegenics brand EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME Deodorant that is all a thing of the past.
Here's how it works:
When you take Columbia Mystegenics brand EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME Deodorant out of it's special metal container and place it near your moon crater sized pores, it already starts working as layer one draws all moisture into it, leaving the area dry for layer two.
Layer two begins when you actually apply the deodorant to the problem area by powerful encapsulated steroids that shrink your pores until they are nearly invisible.
"That's great!" you say "But other deodorants did that and I ended up with dripping wet socks an hour later. What can you do that will stop that?"
Ah, remember. I said; not one, not two, but FOUR layers of protection. The third layer begins on the return stroke by administering a powerful adhesive to the problem area to make sure those old pores stay closed long after the first two layers have stopped working. Sound good? But that's only the third layer.
The forth layer is in a special sprayer on the other side of the deodorant stick. Spray that on and it applies a thin but powerful varnish that prevents your arm from sticking together and keeps the adhesive over the pores to keep Mr. water faucet away.
Take your life back with Columbia Mystegenics brand EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME Deodorant
Friends, there is a new product that will change your life for the better.
Introducing Columbia Mystegenics brand EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME Deodorant that will stop those late night phone calls from the volunteer fire department asking you to stand over fires to put them out. Yes friends, this is for real.
With our patented 4 fold desecative technology, you too can live the normal life you have always deserved. No more overflowing the toilet by merely standing over it. No more washing small animals down the street that you were trying to pet, and no more accusations from your spouse about bed wetting.
That's right friends, with Columbia Mystegenics brand EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME Deodorant that is all a thing of the past.
Here's how it works:
When you take Columbia Mystegenics brand EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME Deodorant out of it's special metal container and place it near your moon crater sized pores, it already starts working as layer one draws all moisture into it, leaving the area dry for layer two.
Layer two begins when you actually apply the deodorant to the problem area by powerful encapsulated steroids that shrink your pores until they are nearly invisible.
"That's great!" you say "But other deodorants did that and I ended up with dripping wet socks an hour later. What can you do that will stop that?"
Ah, remember. I said; not one, not two, but FOUR layers of protection. The third layer begins on the return stroke by administering a powerful adhesive to the problem area to make sure those old pores stay closed long after the first two layers have stopped working. Sound good? But that's only the third layer.
The forth layer is in a special sprayer on the other side of the deodorant stick. Spray that on and it applies a thin but powerful varnish that prevents your arm from sticking together and keeps the adhesive over the pores to keep Mr. water faucet away.
Take your life back with Columbia Mystegenics brand EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME Deodorant
slackwrdave # Monday, October 26, 2009 2:18:06 PM
LarryJWcofoppyplop # Monday, October 26, 2009 2:39:55 PM