Give us the tips of how u got ur lover.

Give us the tips of how u got ur lover.

Some people are charmers they get partners fast but others they take time.so i would like to know what is ur secret? maybe u can help someone to get a partner,this goes to women and men.note no strong language please!!!!!!!!!!

And no mobile phone speak here either thanks. What's wrong with 'you' and 'your'? Your fingers sore or something?

Real charmers are born with the attribute as regulars here know........

What rj thinks before speaking to a lady:
Oh look at that lovely young lady at the counter so dazzled by me she won't even look at me.If I were to stroll over she would but leap at the chance to have tea with me and we would be lost in each other all day. ()

What she thinks:

Oh dear god look at that weird old scotsmen that just walked in. I hope he doesn't have a knife! Maybe if I don't look at him he'll go away...

... #$%&! He's coming over... Awww, he's asking me to tea, I must remind him if his daughter or something... well, I am hungry, he's buying and my bf can't possibly be mad if he sees me with this old wanker, besides I only get 30 minutes for break... y not?

No it might be an American walking in with a machine gun (it's a right you know) or worse stomping there world wanting wars to jusiufy having to be global policeman. At least i can attract women ensbb3 maybe the wrong gender for you so that could be a starting challenge? Tut, tut, how envy manifests. Next week lunch with a post grad in psycology. Will send her over to see if she can be of help to you.

Just be yourself, be approachable, and think of others and not be self centered. It is strange for whatever the reason concerning lovers, it is feast or famine.

Yes to much of that. Too many lovers get so wrapped up in themselves and gazing into the eyeballs they lose sense of reality and the world around them. A lover has to be a friend as well.

Originally posted by rjhowie:

No it might be an American walking in

Nah, the "man" with a skirt on is a scotsmen or...

Originally posted by rjhowie:

At least i can attract women ensbb3 maybe the wrong gender for you so that could be a starting challenge?

Incidentally, I was bar jumping with a friend once and happened across a gay bar. Some guys waiting to get in were wearing skirts too... So I ask, how does that differ from, I don't know say, scotland again? Ya know, sissies in skirts waiting to get shanked. LMAO!

Originally posted by rjhowie:

Tut, tut, how envy manifests.

Originally posted by rjhowie:

Next week lunch with a post grad in psycology.

Case study on the psychological effects of E.D. perhaps?

Originally posted by rjhowie:

Will send her over to see if she can be of help to you.

No thanks, just deflate her and put her back in the box, put it on the shelf with the rest of your fantasies.

Well it is the standard practice to fall back on the idea of 'the best method of defence is attack'. Fits you nicely you jealous ex-colonial.Even on my first of two visits to the Ex-Colonies a woman seemed to take a shine to me repeatedly but as I was going with someone back home wasn't going to ditch her from someone from a make-believe society. And yet again I have to repeat for cloth ears such as yourself that I am a Lowlander and have aired my views oin the haggis and kilts stuff. Sissies are everywhere and many of them wear the uniform of your country dear laddie. Marines and "ooh, ohoo" and all that. Looking at a US guard at a memorial doing "drill" (chirlte) he walked like a damn woman. You have your own pansies to worry about I reckon so don't ever get invaded? If ytou want to growl and hungry try Jolly Green Giant.

*yawn*

Too close for comfort eh? Ha, ha, ha.

I'm sure you'd like to believe so...

joke is still on you pops.

Well whatever pleases you boy. When you are a big boy you'll be harder to please

Originally posted by rjhowie:

At least i can attract women

Flies will congregate on either honeycomb or a cow plop indiscriminately!

Originally posted by cooltornado:

Give us the tips of how u got ur lover.

From behind with a chokehold.

Originally posted by jbrothernew37:

Originally posted by cooltornado:

Give us the tips of how u got ur lover.

From behind with a chokehold.

A taser gun works good too... But without the struggle.

Originally posted by ensbb3:

Originally posted by jbrothernew37:

Originally posted by cooltornado:

Give us the tips of how u got ur lover.

From behind with a chokehold.

A taser gun works good too... But without the struggle.

Perhaps, but at $409 it's too expensive. The chokehold is free.

Originally posted by jbrothernew37:

Originally posted by ensbb3:

Originally posted by jbrothernew37:

Originally posted by cooltornado:

Give us the tips of how u got ur lover.

From behind with a chokehold.

A taser gun works good too... But without the struggle.

Perhaps, but at $409 it's too expensive. The chokehold is free.

Lol! I suppose you're right. All sorts of common household uses for the investment though...

Foreplay alternative
Discipline the rugrats
shut the dog up
keep the cat off the sofa
pesky jehovah's witnesses
get your weed trimmer back from the neighbor
the in-laws

the list really goes on...


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Bemused that envy stretches uo towards the Border too Jaybro. Seems to be everywhere (sigh).

Heavens just as I have found!

Originally posted by mamahott:

Be patient and a good listener. Give numerous social cue that you are really into the other person and what they are talking about. Be positive and most of all enjoy yourself.

O.K. Just lie.

My secret?
Ok, I'll tell you it. But you will owe me.
Buy a few pillows. Arrange them in a pleasing way. Hump them.

Originally posted by aefields:

My secret?
Ok, I'll tell you it. But you will owe me.
Buy a few pillows. Arrange them in a pleasing way. Hump them.

ewww!

how i got my lover? We stumbled upon each other at myopera four years ago....last year we ran into each other at the airport...had dinner together that evening, two weeks later i asked her out..she said yes and my life has been a fairy tale ever since... We stay in different cities buh somehow when she gets s break from med school she spends two week with me. We spend most of the time in bed playing soccer on my Playstation3..admist other things

Judging by the frustration dear Michicaganian and the occasional pics you bemuse us with of women - frustration is setting in? Money may be your only direction sadly whils the experts just have charisma overflowing?

Originally posted by johnogaziechi:

how i got my lover? We stumbled upon each other at myopera four years ago....last year we ran into each other at the airport...had dinner together that evening, two weeks later i asked her out..she said yes and my life has been a fairy tale ever since... We stay in different cities buh somehow when she gets s break from med school she spends two week with me. We spend most of the time in bed playing soccer on my Playstation3..admist other things

You're overflowing all right, but it has nothing to do with charisma. Hint, hint...

Originally posted by september17:

Originally posted by johnogaziechi:

how i got my lover? We stumbled upon each other at myopera four years ago....last year we ran into each other at the airport...had dinner together that evening, two weeks later i asked her out..she said yes and my life has been a fairy tale ever since... We stay in different cities buh somehow when she gets s break from med school she spends two week with me. We spend most of the time in bed playing soccer on my Playstation3..admist other things

You flushed that one out well Jaybro?

Originally posted by johnogaziechi:

Originally posted by aefields:

My secret?
Ok, I'll tell you it. But you will owe me.
Buy a few pillows. Arrange them in a pleasing way. Hump them.

ewww!

I was hoping for pity.
"yuck"? If you are male (as you seem to be) then isn't that hypocrisy? It isn't it is sad.

But have you never humped the pillows? Really?

Originally posted by rjhowie:

No it might be an American walking in with a machine gun (it's a right you know) or worse stomping there world wanting wars to jusiufy having to be global policeman. At least i can attract women ensbb3 maybe the wrong gender for you so that could be a starting challenge? Tut, tut, how envy manifests. Next week lunch with a post grad in psycology. Will send her over to see if she can be of help to you.

And no mobile phone speak here either thanks. What's wrong with 'you' and 'your'? Your fingers sore or something?

What's wrong with "their"?
........
Lunch, but no "bananas", so to speak. Is she diagnosing you or just hungry?

PS...somebody had to step in after the collapse of....well, you know.

Thanks for raising the question Jaybro.

She was very hungry to meet me having phoned both the house and mobile numbers then a text. Quite happy to assist blossoming womanhood in my long sojourn with the opposite sex. The stunning woman (what else) was most impressed with my community involvement and my persona which she found fascinating (naturally). Being a clssy lady and me being a gentleman one had to take her to a rather fancy eating house in the city centre. Again for someone like me who had Art as amongst top subjects at school so appreciated the wonderful creation she was. Did I help her in her project quest? Of course and ever so gallantly.

Ur lover? Just look at the pictures!

Is pillow humping really a thing?

Originally posted by Macallan:

Ur lover? Just look at the pictures!

Originally posted by ensbb3:

Is pillow humping really a thing?

Can pillows give legal consent?

holy geez! It's pillow rape!