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Cinderella Would Be Shocked
Sure, there are some pretty
stupid criminals out there. Yet
this excerpt from a Washington
Post article proves that not all
criminals are dumb – in fact,
some are so clever that the Post
labeled this article, "The Best
Comeback Line Ever"
In summary, the police arrested
Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old
white male, resident of Dacula,
GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38
p.m. on Friday.
Lawrence will be charged with
lewd and lascivious behavior,
public indecency, and public
intoxication at the Gwinnett
County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he
was passing a pumpkin patch he
decided to stop. "You know, a
pumpkin is soft and squishy
inside, and there was no one
around here for miles. At least I
thought there wasn't," he stated
in a phone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he
pulled over to the side of the
road, Picked out a pumpkin that
he felt was appropriate to his
purposes, cut a hole in it, and
proceeded to satisfy his need. "I
guess I was just really into it, you
know?" he commented with
evident embarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence
apparently failed to notice a
Gwinnett County police car
approaching and was unaware
of his audience until Officer
Brenda Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation,
that's for sure," said Officer
Taylor. "I walked up to
(Lawrence) and he's... just
working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what
happened when she approached
Lawrence. "I just went up and
said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you
realize that you are screwing a
pumpkin?' He froze and was
clearly very surprised that I was
there, and then looked me
straight in the face and said, 'A
pumpkin? Darn...is it midnight
already?"