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Geographical map of a woman
Between the ageof 18-20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash between 31 and 35 she is like india, very hot relaxed and convinced of her own beauty between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are un-patrolled, the frigid climate keeps people away between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all conguering past but alas after 70 they become like afghanistan everyone knows where it, but no one wants to go there... Congratulations! Your phone has just been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, kindly throw the phone against the nearest wall and then assemble the pieces 
I don't agree with most of this.....mainly the 21-30 part. You can't put ALL women in a category. While most are similar they are not the same. I fall in the 21-30 range and I'm not looking for someone with money. (Hopefully I'm not taking that the wrong way). I strongly believe in making my own. The feeling of accomplishment is better than the feeling of taking someone else's hard earned money. As for after 70....you're wrong for that.
"The difference between the impossible and possible lies in a person's determination."
~Tommy Lasorda
"You cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself." ~ Robert E. Lee
~Tommy Lasorda
"You cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself." ~ Robert E. Lee
You'll have to forgive DANBUZU, manners84… He occasionally has Internet access — and assumes noone else has. As it tickles him, he posts it for the benefit of those poor deprived netizens who lack Google. (You can read the punchline at the end of this post… )
I somewhat disagree: Try "female"…
)Originally posted by manners84:
You can't put ALL women in a category.
I somewhat disagree: Try "female"…
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"Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility." - James Thurber
(Mac Mini - Snow Leopard) Opera 11.64 (1403), 12.15 (1748)
"I have heard it remarked that men are not to be reasoned out of an opinion they have not reasoned themselves into." — Fisher Ames
"Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility." - James Thurber
(Mac Mini - Snow Leopard) Opera 11.64 (1403), 12.15 (1748)
"I have heard it remarked that men are not to be reasoned out of an opinion they have not reasoned themselves into." — Fisher Ames
Nice he left out that last part. I never thought to google it because I figured he'd just thought up some nonsense again. My first clue should of been that I could understand this unlike his equation he posted awhile back. Well I stand corrected.
That may be one of the few ways to classify us, but there aren't many. "The difference between the impossible and possible lies in a person's determination."
~Tommy Lasorda
"You cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself." ~ Robert E. Lee
~Tommy Lasorda
"You cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself." ~ Robert E. Lee
13. July 2012, 06:16:05 (edited)
Originally posted by manners84:
That may be one of the few ways to classify us, but there aren't many.
As long as we start with "person," the others shouldn't be problematical… (But there are, of course, countless ways; not many of them sensible — which I think was your point?
) Some people have to categorize and classify everything. Some people don't.Just like some people just can't tell a joke without screwing it up…
But at least they laugh?Or do they just copy & paste?
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"Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility." - James Thurber
(Mac Mini - Snow Leopard) Opera 11.64 (1403), 12.15 (1748)
"I have heard it remarked that men are not to be reasoned out of an opinion they have not reasoned themselves into." — Fisher Ames
"Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility." - James Thurber
(Mac Mini - Snow Leopard) Opera 11.64 (1403), 12.15 (1748)
"I have heard it remarked that men are not to be reasoned out of an opinion they have not reasoned themselves into." — Fisher Ames
Originally posted by jbrothernew37:
My wife is 75 and....
I love the woman.
"The difference between the impossible and possible lies in a person's determination."
~Tommy Lasorda
"You cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself." ~ Robert E. Lee
~Tommy Lasorda
"You cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself." ~ Robert E. Lee