[game] Which Would You Rather? ...

4. October 2006, 19:21:26

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FF

Would you rather always: smell like a wet dog or walk sideways?

RedRose[1]

Posts: 793

Walk sideways.

Would you rather never drink coffee again or never eat a cookie again?

Coffeeholics Anonymous Gold Member.

4. October 2006, 19:44:30

4. October 2006, 19:57:25

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Easy! I'd rather never eat a cookie again

Would you rather: always have to go naked or never post in another forum again?

aefields

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I'd go with the crocodile.

Which would you rather: swim across a sewage treatment pond, or wade through a vat of pig poop?

4. October 2006, 20:53:40

4. October 2006, 21:23:14

Tsar of Sliven!

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I'll take the sewage pond.

Would you rather spend 20 years in a penetentiary, or be force to live with someone you hate, and vice versa, for 20 years.

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middigit

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hmm...toughy, i think live with someone i hate - i an't going to jail for no-one

wyr: eat a hot dog doo or a pot noodle

5. October 2006, 19:59:33

5. October 2006, 20:03:44

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Noodles

wwyr: always wear a diaper or have a tail?

middigit

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have a tail

wwyr: be a bum for the day or work a week at a waste disposal site

5. October 2006, 21:15:16

5. October 2006, 21:22:31

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Bum for a day

wwyr: be constantly drunk for 10 years, or that everybody in your surroundings are constantly drunk for 10 years.

middigit

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everybody else drunk for 10 years - it'd be interesting lol

wwyr: sit and watch the simpsons solid for a week or be a nurse on amental ward

5. October 2006, 21:35:47

5. October 2006, 21:51:17

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Well, being a huge Simpson-fan, I would rather watch that for a solid week

wwyr: take a bath in fruit syrup and sit under a beehive or wear a cloak of cutlets in a kennel?

middigit

Just Cudly Old Me™

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syrup and the bee hive

wwyr: hogtied or chinese rope torture

5. October 2006, 23:22:59

6. October 2006, 10:41:24

Tsar of Sliven!

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Probably Chinese rope torture, even though I don't really know what it is.

WWYR: Be an Iraqi or an Afghanistani right now?

Great Quotes
Isn't "sensible government" an oxymoron? - Macallan
Remember that the fool in the eyes of the gods and the fool in the eyes of man are very different. - Oscar Wilde
To make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Karl Sagan
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middigit

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damn rad, that was aimed at rose-marie

iraqi

wwyr: eat spam for the rest of your life or suffer hospital food with a week in hospital

6. October 2006, 13:25:51

6. October 2006, 14:16:06

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Didn't quite feel qualified...

Hospital food.

wwyr: Never drink alceehol again, or never watch tv again?

middigit

Just Cudly Old Me™

Posts: 2486

not qualified, i bet you are

A: easy - no alcohol

Q: no ice cream ever or lose three fingers from your right hand in an accident

6. October 2006, 14:26:44

Tamil

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Ice cream

No internet for 2 years or spend a fortnight in slum.

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6. October 2006, 14:49:51

6. October 2006, 15:01:43

Tsar of Sliven!

Posts: 23188

Spend fortnight in slum. Actually, no problem. For a couple of years in Canada, I lived in a slum.

Never again have a computer, or never again have a stove.

Great Quotes
Isn't "sensible government" an oxymoron? - Macallan
Remember that the fool in the eyes of the gods and the fool in the eyes of man are very different. - Oscar Wilde
To make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Karl Sagan
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My Site: My World of Beauty
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middigit

Just Cudly Old Me™

Posts: 2486

A: never have a stove

Q: never wash again or have your whole music collection stolen

6. October 2006, 15:13:10

6. October 2006, 15:33:16

Tsar of Sliven!

Posts: 23188

The second. Music collections can be replaced.

Go blind or go deaf?

Great Quotes
Isn't "sensible government" an oxymoron? - Macallan
Remember that the fool in the eyes of the gods and the fool in the eyes of man are very different. - Oscar Wilde
To make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Karl Sagan
My Blog!
My Site: My World of Beauty
Note new URL for my Wonderful Site!

middigit

Just Cudly Old Me™

Posts: 2486

deaf

wwyr: dhiarea or constapation

6. October 2006, 15:41:17

6. October 2006, 16:08:25

Tsar of Sliven!

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What a shitty choice. I think i'd prefer diarrhea. (Spell Checker is very useful!)

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

Great Quotes
Isn't "sensible government" an oxymoron? - Macallan
Remember that the fool in the eyes of the gods and the fool in the eyes of man are very different. - Oscar Wilde
To make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Karl Sagan
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My Site: My World of Beauty
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middigit

Just Cudly Old Me™

Posts: 2486

arm - as long as its my left

wwyr: art gallery or museum

6. October 2006, 18:46:42

Niddhogg

Posts: 4477

Ehrm, both!

No more alcohol or no more coffee?

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6. October 2006, 19:02:06

aefields

sapient, carbon-based life form

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Easy: coffee. I usually have a cup a day but I could do without. I would

if I could never taste a great zinfandel or framboise lambic again.

Would you rather: drink a glass of warm pee, or eat a pee popsicle. Someone else's, not your own.

6. October 2006, 20:05:23

6. October 2006, 21:30:38

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I'd go for the popsicle. Preferrably covered in chocolate

wwyr: always hearing the voice of Julio Iglesias in your head, or always having to walk around with a bass tuba hanging around your neck?

Niddhogg

Posts: 4477

Julio Iglesias (wouldn't change much . . .

).

Sunday church or friday parliamentary hearings?

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6. October 2006, 21:54:42

middigit

Just Cudly Old Me™

Posts: 2486

friday parlimentary hearings - church? are you mad!?

wwyr: tea with the queen or a night with gary glitter

6. October 2006, 22:14:18

Niddhogg

Posts: 4477

Queen.

Every item in your house Rococo or black-and-white only?

(saw a movie about the last option, can't recall the name . . .)

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7. October 2006, 21:36:16

7. October 2006, 21:43:38

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Rococo. Dust is too visible on black - I'd have to clean every day!

wwyr: sing instead of speak or never be able to look anyone in the eyes again

middigit

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sing

wwyr: chocolate or icecream

7. October 2006, 22:54:38

8. October 2006, 00:13:05

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Do you mean wiwr eat? In that case ice cream. Every day, actually

wwyr: have twice as much skin than you need, or having a score to settle with Hells Angels?

8. October 2006, 17:31:13

Tsar of Sliven!

Posts: 23188

Hell's Angels. As long as I had an AK-47!

Or one of these:

Wee gun.

Would you rather your stupid leaders dragged your country into a war with Russia or China?

(Let's hope they wouldn't go nuclear!)

Great Quotes
Isn't "sensible government" an oxymoron? - Macallan
Remember that the fool in the eyes of the gods and the fool in the eyes of man are very different. - Oscar Wilde
To make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Karl Sagan
My Blog!
My Site: My World of Beauty
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Niddhogg

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China.

They have only around a dozen ICBMs and state "No nuclear weapons versus non-nuclear states under any circumstance".

Lose your vision or hearing+speech?

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8. October 2006, 19:20:12

middigit

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Originally posted by rose-marie:

Do you mean wiwr eat? In that case ice cream. Every day, actually

no, i was thinking of naked girls wrestling in one of them, and making some money

vision

wwyr: watch the sky at night or blackpool by night

8. October 2006, 19:21:53

Flat Tire

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Posts: 10566

the sky

wwyr: Kiss her or diss her

Six strings to rule them all, six strings to find them, six strings to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them

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8. October 2006, 19:24:42

middigit

Just Cudly Old Me™

Posts: 2486

kiss her

wwyr: tomato ketchup or brown sauce

8. October 2006, 19:49:53

8. October 2006, 19:58:20

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Originally posted by aefields:

The goal of the game is to make both things equally horrible so that the next player wants to say "neither one!"

but ok - ketchup

wwyr: never cut your toenails again or constant migraine?

middigit

Just Cudly Old Me™

Posts: 2486

these are choices i'm faced with every week

toenails

wwyr: be in a car crash whereby a huge metal gurder impales you from through the back of the seat out into the brick wall you crashed into or be in a car crash whereby your leg gets severed, you split your head and bleed profusely.
in both cases it takes 2 hours to rescue you from the car.

27. October 2006, 14:22:40

27. October 2006, 21:56:56

Posts: 2821

I'd rather be impaled.

wwyr: Be covered in black fur all over your body, or only talk backwards?

pman45

Coollizzy

Posts: 58654

Do the drying.

wwyr: Try try try again or yell "Sod it".

The easiest person to fool is ...... Yourself.

28. October 2006, 18:19:29

28. October 2006, 19:49:24

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Earthquake! Duck and cover.

wwyr: Always having to wear shoes a size too small or be entirely cut off from all human contact for a weekend?

pman45

Coollizzy

Posts: 58654

A pit of spiders I think.

wwyr: Walk to the next pub or crawl back.

The easiest person to fool is ...... Yourself.

28. October 2006, 19:53:45

28. October 2006, 20:46:33

Tsar of Sliven!

Posts: 23188

I'll walk, thank you.

wwyr:

Be addicted to booze or be addicted to crack?

Great Quotes
Isn't "sensible government" an oxymoron? - Macallan
Remember that the fool in the eyes of the gods and the fool in the eyes of man are very different. - Oscar Wilde
To make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Karl Sagan
My Blog!
My Site: My World of Beauty
Note new URL for my Wonderful Site!

Niddhogg

Posts: 4477

crack

Be a banker or lawyer?

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28. October 2006, 20:49:20