Tamil, conspiracy theory

Tamil, conspiracy theory

Every time I log in , I find that Tamil's actively participating in the forums. Yesterday at 3:00 AM, he was online, today in the morning, afternoon and evening he's there online.

These are my theories:

1) he never sleeps. He has a genetic mutation that allows him to avoid sleep.
2) he's a sleep typer - i.e participates in the forums even while he's sleepy.

when does he sleep? During my.opera downtime?

Whats your opinion.

you have the last post in every forum...how do you do it??? I'm going insane trying to figure it out

Bangalore isn't far from Tamil Nadu (presumably Chennai)....And I have my persuasion methods

Originally posted by Tamil:

Originally posted by Kingnutin:

how do you do it?

Everybody, everybody knows already..you naughty boy

Let's tell him anyway.

There is more than one Tamil. Here is the evidence.

1tamil.jpg

I wonder how many Tamilii there are

too many of them, conquering the forums one post at a time

Nearby in my place, Tamil people are the 3rd huge cummunity..so that's way Tamil still actively participating in the forums...


although if you(tamil) sleep, there's a million of you(tamil) awake to continue participating..

Perhaps, Tamil is an X-men or a cyborg that allows him to control electrical devices only by touching it.
...But I know one thing for sure, he's in with Opera

Tamil has a siren hooked to the computer. It goes on with every subscribed post.

Originally posted by Kingnutin:

how do you do it???

He's a script that posts random smileys in postwhoring threads.

There are scripts that can.

My old theory...

Originally posted by Sanguinemoon:

I wonder how many Tamilii there are

At least 3, I think. One postwhoring during morning shift (7AM-3PM), one posting during afternoon/evening shift(3PM-11PM) and the third postwhoring during night shift (11PM-7AM)

Originally posted by Tamil:

Originally posted by rose-marie:

My old theory...

If Number of posts per page is not set to forum default link won't work. Use permalink.

I had no problems with rose's link.

Originally posted by Tamil:

What is your Number of posts per page setting? I'm sure it will be forum default or 50.

Indeed 'forum default'

People, FOCUS..........This is Ploy by Tamil to change the topic to something to do with opera, so that we can't find out his secrets.....

Originally posted by Kingnutin:

People, FOCUS..........This is Ploy by Tamil to change the topic to something to do with opera, so that we can't find out his secrets.....

Jaani,jyada sochoge to Tamil ki tarah khud ko cyberspace aur hard discs main Hardam paoge,han ek se do ho jaoge!
aur 0 kaun, 1 kaun iska pata opera walon ko bhi nahin chalega.( dr Tamil,pl tranlate it I know u r already there:eyes:)

Hi folks! I'd like to share my point of view about Tamil. I hope this is the right thread. Feel free to delete this post if i'm mistaken. :-)

i visited his blog and looked closely on his endeavor in The Lounge, such as "Postwhoring", "I Have No Live", "Last Post", etc, and how he'd handle comments of others. And i couldn't help to admire his diligence, humble, and fortitude (i don't know, somehow he reminds me of Viktor Navorski (played by Tom Hanks) in the movie "The Terminal").

I remember how i 'advised' someone for posting a trivial title and how i 'advised' him to search before post. But not Tamil; when helping, he simply (without a word) put a link to the answer *and* a smile (even if the question has been posted zillion of times). If he didn't know the answer, he'd honestly say so (minus a smile).

If there's a conspiracy theory, i think he's an undercover angel conspiring to teach us those values! (esp "the value of a smile")

..I just added him to my role model list! :thumbs up:

That's what he wants you to think.........It's all part of the Conspiracy!

Originally posted by Sillierthanthou:

i think he's an undercover angel

oh i thought i was the only one

You're my only under cover ,Sunshine!

Mmm...Fanny!:blush:Ummm, that didn't come out quite right!

Originally posted by H82typ:

You're my only under cover ,Sunshine!

Mmm...Fanny!:blush:Ummm, that didn't come out quite right!

oh what happened to my cheeks? it turned pink...


my

Originally posted by funz81:

what happened to my cheeks?

Posting Places Where no PostWhore has Posted Before...

Originally posted by St0le:

Posting Places Where no PostWhore has Posted Before...

Bragging?

Originally posted by fammcdon:

Originally posted by St0le:

Posting Places Where no PostWhore has Posted Before...

Bragging?

funny... i think the same thing too

Me three!
*

I suspect he's really a rogue searchbot from the early days of Opera, who somehow gained consciousness and now roams from server to server responding to anything that takes his 'eye'. He has to keep posting otherwise he'll be classed as unused and then archived. And what happens if there's a power cut?!?!

Originally posted by H82typ:

Me three!
*

my

while(1){

if(isOnline("Tamil")){
getUser("Tamil").postUselessPostToIncreasePostCount();
sleep(OPERA_SERVER_FLOOD_PROTECTION_30_SECOND_DELAY);
}else
logIn("Tamil");

}

Wow, Tamil source code!

Tamil!!!! Where are you?????

probably he's still looking for some ...

One week without Tamil...

Over two weeks now...

We did rag on him/her quite a bit. Maybe he/she decided to quit Opera.



  I can't even think that with a straight face!
Maybe he's been kidnapped!
By I.E.!

All we can do is

Vacation/Holiday ?

Tamil is actually in a sensory deprivation tank, heated to a constant 78 F.
Floating in a tank of nutrients absorbed through the skin.
DSL Modem hardwired directly to his brain.

PROOF