Tamil, conspiracy theory

Tamil, conspiracy theory

Every time I log in , I find that Tamil's actively participating in the forums. Yesterday at 3:00 AM, he was online, today in the morning, afternoon and evening he's there online.

These are my theories:

1) he never sleeps. He has a genetic mutation that allows him to avoid sleep.
2) he's a sleep typer - i.e participates in the forums even while he's sleepy.

when does he sleep? During my.opera downtime?

Whats your opinion.

First, how does Tamil make money if he spends all his life on the Internet. Then, why spending so much valuable time on an Internet forum?
Tamil is from India (hence the name, I suppose). I have a friend who lived a year in India and he told me some people in India have the gift of ubiquity (being able to be in different places at the same time). Maybe Tamil has this gift? In any case, he is not a normal person

Originally posted by calande:

First, how does Tamil make money if he spends all his life on the Internet. Then, why spending so much valuable time on an Internet forum?

I was wondering that myself...

I think he does a job which involves being seated at a PC all day, and has some software that alerts him to new forum posts and displays them in a tastefully designed popup box. I further suspect that he wrote the said software. Then all he need do is reply. But that sounds far too plausible to be likely, so my bet's on the superhuman powers ;-)

Tamil has an implanted (borg) Neural transceiver and Neural processors, he browses through the forums, blogs, ... and writes
at every time, at every place, at every activity (at every state).

Tamil is one of our best members! resistance is futile

Always on connection much?

Personally the only time my computer goes off and I loose connection is when the power goes out, the comp crashes (or is being tinkered with), or if I'm moving.

None of which happen very often, question answered, I think.

Tamil is human. Mastering in the art of Forum Posting. See his gold medals that he has won in the Olympics.

Or, he has tons of feeds coming through Opera's Feeder.

EDIT: I should write a book on Tamil...

Downtime coming soon...will be sleepin' and dreamin' about ?

Oops. 10 minutes is still a lot of time to sleep and dream about ...or a certain . ...Atleast I dream about penguins.

Tamil has 10.0000 clones equals to him by whole India.

Phantom2
I elf quietly sitting back and gathering all info checking it twice CAUSE I know Santa Clause really knows about . If Santa doesn't have on the or list I dont know what to believe in then. I believe! I believe! I believe! I elf will continue to gather info and send to Santa Clause! response from the north pole

Originally posted by Phantom2:

The Real Tamil

hum this looks suspicious ( maybe a sign from Santa)

If the picture is correct, Tamil is related to CP-3O.

Ghost in the machine is my best bet...

Originally posted by Conor M:

Ghost in the machine is my best bet...

*Ghost in the Shell

One's an expression, the other a manga.

That's clearly not Tamil - he's not got enough hands to post with

Originally posted by theoddbod:

One's an expression, the other a manga.

That's clearly not Tamil - he's not got enough hands to post with

Ghost in meschian !

ThanX for the link Tamil

Originally posted by Tamil:

How do you know?

Tamil said more than 3 words.

Tamil has a surgically implanted cylon chip in his brain connecting his subconscious to 24 monkeys each chained to a keyboard rotating through 1 per hour.

maybe if he does sleep he sleeps next to the computer keyboard

Maybe we're headed in the wrong direction with this. Maybe Tamil is the... INTERNET.

Originally posted by Southern Cross:

Maybe Tamil is the... INTERNET.

Maybe Tamil sleeps only 10 minutes a day?

Muhahahaha

He is highly developed Alice TAIML bot.

Or maybe he has 20 brothers and sisters and they are all online typing

Originally posted by Hellas:

Or maybe he has 20 brothers and sisters and they are all online typing

Great, now all we have to do is check all his posts for inconsistencies to try to deteremine when one of his siblings wrote a post. Then we will have a vote on each of his posts to see which are Genuine Tamil posts and which are imposters. Whoever gets the closest to the right answer should win a prize. But do not ask me for the prize...

all 106428 of them?

Originally posted by Chas4:

all 106428 of them?

we can outsource!

Maybe Tamil is actually a synonym for 1000 monkeys typing on 1000 computers for 1000 years and they eventually write the greatest novels of all time!

Originally posted by Chas4:

all 106428 of them?

I am already off 106430

I think I have found part of the answer



http://my.opera.com/themugs/albums/showpic.dml?picture=9737550&album=720852

Originally posted by St0le:

while(1){

if(isOnline("Tamil")){
getUser("Tamil").postUselessPostToIncreasePostCount();
sleep(OPERA_SERVER_FLOOD_PROTECTION_30_SECOND_DELAY);
}else
logIn("Tamil");

}

Hahahaha!!! This is flippin' awesome!

I really need to get back to the forums more often. I'm clearly missing out on one Hell of a good time!

hmmmmmmmmmph...

I notice when I got on at 6:30 am he was online and when I went to bed @ 1 am he was still online, does he just leave his computer on?

Also if you place a

Tamil will show up in a little while

that was less than 3 minutes

Well, I don't know if Tamil is plural or singular but he helped me a lot when I was a newbie & was trying to figure out the spellchecker download. So cheers Tamil(s)