Who's god?

Who's god?

God died for d world?

Originally posted by NewTonyIc:

dawgfan
you know Jesus is the Son of God,He's got Gods attributes,and work as One,is the Word and Amen of God,but Christ's spirit is definitely seperate than the Father's

Definitely you say? How so?

Originally posted by NewTonyIc:

also I didn't say 'logics be damned',I was quoting someone else's words that didn't like logic.

I see. In that case, I retract my statement.

Originally posted by NewTonyIc:

its one point that relates Christ with the Father.
and another one is,that the Son has authority to forgive sins as the Father.

I give you credit for a very vivid imagination.

only people who feel the existence of pain,touch and cold feel the existence of God.

why would you refer jesus as son of God or god.since the bible is a written story book by some researchers proven by Luke 1:1 to 4.

Originally posted by tcake:

God died for d world?

God's son - Jesus - for the World.

It's also him who died.

He knows more than you know about you, he never leaves you, for you are created in his face, every move you make will symbolize God to others. Do you want God to be not God in your wrong doings?

Humans are made by God a little powerful than him.

The time will come that you will call for him - if you don't believe in him.

Originally posted by Macallan:

Originally posted by Juggalo1:

Originally posted by Macallan:

Originally posted by Juggalo1:

The Quran unveils the mystery of man, creation and the universe

Oh dear, cocoa's playing copy&paste artist again. You can tell by the use of sentences, punctuation and general coherency.

your a copy and paste yourself a broken unicorn with a horn in its head .. did i not tell you i is not a muzzerlin

Thanks for proving my point by posting your signature brand of jumbled up nonsense

No problem thats what i am here for

Originally posted by Juggalo1:

No problem thats what i am here for

Nice to know you're actually here for something.

@the topic creator ....what do YOU know about GOD??

Originally posted by Xiddi:

@the topic creator ....what do YOU know about GOD??

what can you really know about a nonexistent being?

A: only the shit you makeup about it.

So, u dont know anything ,right?
And can u tell me how wud xplain how life came into existance?

Originally posted by Xiddi:

So, u dont know anything ,right?
And can u tell me how wud xplain how life came into existance?

Since you're obviously planning to insert your invisible friend here - how did your god come into existence?

You are God..dont search for it..God is within you.. :-)

meaning is in you... not god.
you make your own meaning in life. Keep waiting for someone to give it to you and you'll miss out.

Hey owner u didnt gave me ur answer/opinion?

and above whoever asked a questi0n on my questi0n , 4 u sweetheart no comments!!

@kavyafi...ur kinda right

Originally posted by Xiddi:

And can u tell me how wud xplain how life came into existance?

No. And neither can you. Because claiming that a God did it tells you exactly nothing about how life came into existence.

Originally posted by tcake:

God died for d world?

But not for the a, b, c, and e worlds.

Originally posted by johnnysaucepn:

No. And neither can you. Because claiming that a God did it tells you exactly nothing about how life came into existence.

Oh please tell me before the noodler does.

Originally posted by classicdenny77:

Oh please tell me before the noodler does.

Tell you what? Just because I've baked a cake doesn't mean you know how I did it.

Originally posted by johnnysaucepn:

Tell you what? Just because I've baked a cake doesn't mean you know how I did it

Nor do I have to eat the concoction.

@jhonny.....So, u mean to say millions of people who believes in GOD are dumb,deaf,blind and paranormal, is that what u mean?
and you do believe dat its a miracle how life came into being,right?

Originally posted by Xiddi:

@jhonny.....So, u mean to say millions of people who believes in GOD are dumb,deaf,blind and paranormal, is that what u mean?
and you do believe dat its a miracle how life came into being,right?

No, and no.
I believe that millions of people are smart enough to realise the limits on what they know, and there's only a minority handful that claim to have knowledge beyond their means.

I think you’ll find it’s a bit more complicated than that...

Originally posted by Jaybro:

I think you’ll find it’s a bit more complicated than that...

Yes, I am frequently wrong.

Originally posted by tcake:

Who's God?

There seems to be a lot of claimants (by proxy, always by proxy) for title of GOD.

Originally posted by string:

Originally posted by tcake:

Who's God?

There seems to be a lot of claimants (by proxy, always by proxy) for title of GOD.

Well, we all know it's Jaybro. He said so himself, are you calling Him a liar?!

Originally posted by Macallan:

Well, we all know it's Jaybro. He said so himself, are you calling Him a liar?!

We hope not. That would be a very dangerous slip of prudence. I'm not one of those make-nice gods! Smiting and such is my M.O.

That should be "WE".

No Jaybro has at least equal credibility with other pretenders. In fact more so - he has appeared to me in a vision.

I'm waiting for HIS book to come out.

Originally posted by string:

No Jaybro has at least equal credibility with other pretenders. In fact more so - he has appeared to me in a vision.

WE sometimes call them nightmares. Pretenders!? Don't go to bed tonight, sir.

Oh not another nightmare please Jaybro - I found you scary enough the first time.

I thought my post ambiguous enough. Ah well - Gods will be Gods.

Originally posted by tcake:

God died for d world?

no.
Read 1corinthians8:6 ,the verse is on point.

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?” -Epicurus

Epicurus is dead. God.

A priest and his friend are playing golf.His friend misses a three foot putt and says "damn! missed the bugger!" The priest is shocked by his language and tells him that God will strike him down if he keeps cursing. The friend laughs and says the same when he misses the next shot. Suddenly ther is a bolt from the sky and the priest is struck dead! Then a voice out of heavens calls "Damn!Missed the bugger!"

Ok! So , u don't believe in anything , well , okay thats ur personal believe and faith no questioning for that.
But, as far as i know to point or to raise a question about somebody's faith / religion is morally wrong.
If u know the rules of LOGIC (Ethics-sub termonolgy in logic) then u must agree on that one have no right to question about somebody's religion , neither any religion tells us do dat and nor ur ethical(moral) duty do so..!!

you never searched about GOD , why people blv in HIM ,WORSHIP HIM, why HE doesnt hv any physical existence,AND.. i m quite sure ,u also never read QURAN . Then without analyzing anything and searching , HOW COME U THINK U HV DA RIGHT TO RAISE A QUESTION LIKE DAT?
Its totally ill-logical.
And a baised act.
Having such a limited knowledge...well never mind
And hey do try to watch a movie called "cold heaven" its not about GOD ,but u shud see...

Anyhow,

Originally posted by Xiddi:

Ok! So , u don't believe in anything , well , okay thats ur personal believe and faith no questioning for that.

Contradiction. No belief is not a belief in itself. Why do believers always trip over this simple piece of English?

Originally posted by Xiddi:

But, as far as i know to point or to raise a question about somebody's faith / religion is morally wrong.

Bollocks. Utter bollocks. We can and WILL question every aspect of all the barmy beliefs you lot hold.

Originally posted by Xiddi:

If u know the rules of LOGIC (Ethics-sub termonolgy in logic)

Wha..? You're making this up, aren't you? It's my moral duty to call out bullshit as I see it. I'm doing it right now.

Originally posted by Xiddi:

you never searched about GOD , why people blv in HIM ,WORSHIP HIM, why HE doesnt hv any physical existence,AND.. i m quite sure ,u also never read QURAN . Then without analyzing anything and searching , HOW COME U THINK U HV DA RIGHT TO RAISE A QUESTION LIKE DAT?

I've never read the fictitious piece of rubbish the Muslims fawn over, but I can say with almost 100% certainty that such a religion is wholly false. You are forever welcome to prove me wrong with scientific evidence. Anything else will be taken as a sign of defeat, as usual.

Originally posted by Xiddi:

Ok! So , u don't believe in anything , well , okay thats ur personal believe and faith no questioning for that.

Nonsense. Since when is lack of faith some sort of faith? Do you not breed rabbits as a hobby?

The rest of your post is too annoying to read to get a response from me.

Originally posted by Xiddi:

Ok! So , u don't believe in anything , well , okay thats ur personal believe and faith no questioning for that.

I believe plenty of things, like that Asimov was an awesome author.

Originally posted by Xiddi:

But, as far as i know to point or to raise a question about somebody's faith / religion is morally wrong.

If it hurts said someone or others around that someone it's most certainly not morally wrong. If it's benevolent then I'd say it's still morally good because truth is more important than ignorant bliss, but that could be argued.

Originally posted by Xiddi:

If u know the rules of LOGIC (Ethics-sub termonolgy in logic) then u must agree on that one have no right to question about somebody's religion , neither any religion tells us do dat and nor ur ethical(moral) duty do so..!!

Say what? So if I send my child to a religious school and they perform physical punishment then I have no right to question that? And so on, and so forth.

Originally posted by Xiddi:

you never searched about GOD , why people blv in HIM ,WORSHIP HIM, why HE doesnt hv any physical existence,AND.. i m quite sure ,u also never read QURAN .

I did. It's a piece of drivel clearly composed by someone who had only a passing knowledge with the Torah. When some Jews rightly point this out to him, in return he slaughters just about the entire Jewish population of the city. I'm sure that's meant to show how great it is to kill people when they point out that you're wrong, but meanwhile it makes Hitler seem like a Zionist for only starting with Stars of David and ghettos.

Originally posted by Xiddi:

Then without analyzing anything and searching , HOW COME U THINK U HV DA RIGHT TO RAISE A QUESTION LIKE DAT?

Because I can actually spell that I hv da rite 2 raze a kwestyon laik dat.

Originally posted by Ward:

I've never read the fictitious piece of rubbish the Muslims fawn over, but I can say with almost 100% certainty that such a religion is wholly false. You are forever welcome to prove me wrong with scientific evidence. Anything else will be taken as a sign of defeat, as usual.

me either!! but i dnt think so i need to use bad words nd bad language...by this we are hurting 10000 of poeple

Originally posted by Macallan:

Nonsense. Since when is lack of faith some sort of faith? Do you not breed rabbits as a hobby?

lol,easy and relax and think again wht i meant.

Originally posted by Frenzie:

If it hurts said someone or others around that someone it's most certainly not morally wrong.

dats all i wanted to say!

Originally posted by Frenzie:

truth is more important than ignorant bliss,

agreeeeeeed! make a search first!!!

Originally posted by Frenzie:

Say what? So if I send my child to a religious school and they perform physical punishment then I have no right to question that? And so on, and so forth.

dere is a big difference b/w ur son and thousnds ov ppl

Originally posted by Frenzie:

I did. It's a piece of drivel clearly composed by someone who had only a passing knowledge with the Torah.

well,thats not a search ,dats somebody's search can be full flaws, make ur own!

Originally posted by Frenzie:

Because I can actually spell that I hv da rite 2 raze a kwestyon laik dat

i disagree

Originally posted by Xiddi:

well,thats not a search ,dats somebody's search can be full flaws, make ur own!

i mean full of flaws

since science is a knowledge,what is the source of that knowledge?can you even tell me the difference between theory and reality?do you understand the metaphysical composition of your body?God really exist!but only few of us are blessed to believe in his existence.

anyway, bye

Originally posted by Xiddi:

me either!! but i dnt think so i need to use bad words nd bad language...by this we are hurting 10000 of poeple

So? The truth can hurt. Reality isn't kind. None of which answers the charge that your belief is false.

Originally posted by Xiddi:

since science is a knowledge,what is the source of that knowledge?

Science is not knowledge. It is a method for acquiring knowledge - the only one which works. Look around you. You're surrounded by a thousand testaments to it's efficacy.

Originally posted by Xiddi:

an you even tell me the difference between theory and reality?

Theory maps reality in as so far as we can see via the application of science. Beware that we only entertain the scientific definition of theory here. So none of that idiotic "It's just a theory!" nonsense.

Originally posted by Xiddi:

do you understand the metaphysical composition of your body?

Are you talking about a soul? A spiritual side? Do you have scientific evidence such a thing exists?

No. Why won't you and your ilk admit this? Why do you squirm and dodge and redefine? It's unsubstantiated nonsense, start to finish.

Originally posted by Ward:

Why do believers always trip over this simple piece of English?

A brain block perhaps?

Originally posted by Ward:

I've never read the fictitious piece of rubbish the Muslims fawn over, but I can say with almost 100% certainty that such a religion is wholly false.

I have read it.
Imagine YHWH as a more violent deity (If that's possible) with every little paragraph ended by "God is gracious/merciful/compassionate.
It's pretty much the bible with lots of references to muhammad.


I can't be bothered to respond to Xiddi. Too much babble and the rest of you lot are doing a good job with him/her.

How about directing this question to God. Ask Him who or what He is. Does He really exist. What His purpose for us is. If there truly is a God then He should be able to answer these questions.

Oh yeah remember to be on the alert for answers to these questions and to listen.

Originally posted by shood:

How about directing this question to God. Ask Him who or what He is. Does He really exist. What His purpose for us is. If there truly is a God then He should be able to answer these questions.

I got no reply. Before and after I became hardened to the ridiculousness of religion. Therefore, by your reasoning, the issue of his existence is resolved.

Next!

Originally posted by shood:

How about directing this question to God. Ask Him who or what He is. Does He really exist. What His purpose for us is. If there truly is a God then He should be able to answer these questions.

I did all of that for more than a decade, and thought I was getting answers, but never got a reply from him.
Do you really enjoy wasting time? I wasted a decade of Sundays that I can never get back.

God loves everyone even none believers.

yeah he loves me

Originally posted by Xiddi:

me either!! but i dnt think so i need to use bad words nd bad language...by this we are hurting 10000 of poeple

These 10 thousands of people (I think we can safely say hundreds of millions) are hurt if I suggest that a fictional piece of drivel may not be the word of God, or if I walk around my own house naked (and they found out by spying on me), or if my wife goes out on the street in jeans... etc. The only way to take their so-called sensitivities into account would be through submission. That's not what my ancestors fled suppressive Catholic France for, proudly fought for Dutch liberty and independence, or walked their way home from forced labor in Nazi Germany. I'm damn lucky to live in the world they created and I'll be damned if I give it up.

Originally posted by Xiddi:

Originally posted by Frenzie:

If it hurts said someone or others around that someone it's most certainly not morally wrong.

dats all i wanted to say!

Either you misinterpreted what I wrote or you didn't phrase that which I quoted previously very well.

Originally posted by Xiddi:

Originally posted by Frenzie:

truth is more important than ignorant bliss,

agreeeeeeed! make a search first!!!

That search is known as science.

Originally posted by thedawgfan:

It's pretty much the bible with lots of references to muhammad.

I would say it's pretty much the Torah/Bible with lots of mistakes. As I pointed out above it even more or less acknowledges the flaws, or at least that those who actually knew the stories (i.e. Jews) were well aware that Muhammad only had a passing familiarity with their stories.

Originally posted by thedawgfan:

Do you really enjoy wasting time? I wasted a decade of Sundays that I can never get back.

As a Muslim you have to waste time 5 times a day.

Originally posted by Xiddi:

Originally posted by Frenzie:

I did. It's a piece of drivel clearly composed by someone who had only a passing knowledge with the Torah.

well,thats not a search ,dats somebody's search can be full flaws, make ur own!

We all go through our period of finding ourselves and such. It's called growing up.

Originally posted by Xiddi:

Originally posted by Frenzie:

Because I can actually spell that I hv da rite 2 raze a kwestyon laik dat

i disagree

I've read the Torah, the Bible (i.e. Torah + New Testament + Apocrypha), and the Qur'an. Aside from Jewish mythology I'm also familiar with Norse mythology, Greek mythology, Roman mythology, Egyptian mythology, and Germanic mythology. I also have a passing knowledge of various other mythologies, religions, life stances, and fairy tales. Last, but not least, I also know a fair amount about historical customs and life in the past centuries (though mostly in the historical Netherlands area). It's quite clear to myself why I consider religion mostly a negative force regardless of any truth claims involved. Said truth claims, however, are of abominable quality for the most part.

Originally posted by Frenzie:

I'm also familiar with Norse mythology

Interesting, the thought of Ragnarök is fascinating.

Originally posted by Frenzie:

As a Muslim you have to waste time 5 times a day.

Indeed they do.

Originally posted by Frenzie:

I would say it's pretty much the Torah/Bible with lots of mistakes.

I would say that they are all mistakes.
(That unfortunately have major impacts on the world.)

Originally posted by Frenzie:

As I pointed out above it even more or less acknowledges the flaws, or at least that those who actually knew the stories (i.e. Jews) were well aware that Muhammad only had a passing familiarity with their stories.

True. They seize upon the theory of "Hell" full-force though.

Originally posted by thedawgfan:

Originally posted by Frenzie:

I'm also familiar with Norse mythology

Interesting, the thought of Ragnarök is fascinating.

As far as that particular aspect goes I'm more familiar with die Götterdämmerung than with actual translations, but at any rate it's rather easy to see parallels with all kinds of other mythologies.

Originally posted by thedawgfan:

Do you really enjoy wasting time? I wasted a decade of Sundays that I can never get back.

No, you didn't. You've ended up in just the right place. Congrats.

God can be anyone or thing that you want it to be my god is my universe the world aound me you do not have to have a faith to have a god....

Originally posted by Frenzie:

Originally posted by thedawgfan:

Do you really enjoy wasting time? I wasted a decade of Sundays that I can never get back.

As a Muslim you have to waste time 5 times a day.

Yes, but that saves you hundreds of hours required to learn to think for yourself. Just imagine how much more American idol you could be watching with the time you spent learning how the universe works when "God did it" would have sufficed for all practical purposes. [/sarcasm]

It's immoral not to allow questioning of religion. Otherwise you just end up with religion being controlled by all the immoral people.

I will explain to you guys how's God started, my theory...

The human being have a very advanced mind, therefor they always think, if a child saw a bird flying, he'll start to think why does the bird fly, and therefor ask adults. At first the biggest question is why are we on earth, what happened? And they 'think' that God created us, they think there must be a person who created us to be on earth, but who created God? That is why they made then world God, because if not then it'll just be sex create child and sex create child, meaning if they do not have a special word for God or God is not special they there is not God.

So they made an excuse, an excuse that God is eternity, because they make sense to most of the others. Say if someone is hungry he eat, and he say that he eat because his hungry, the other says that he eat because he needs energy, and the easiest explanation is what make sense to most people. So in the future when someone eat and the other says you eat because you need energy, then it'll be like God is eternity because that is the easiest explanation.

What I think is God is just an vivid imagination of the human mind, but in the other hand if there is no God then I won't get why everything is so complicate on the world, because you can't just accidentally cum and the sperm flew into the vagina to make a new born baby, so I believe that God made us, but I also believe that God is just the only explanation I got of why the world is soo complicate, in the other hand I believe God is just and imagination of my mind, God is just an lazy answer to answer why the world is soo complicate, and I am not clever enough to think of another explanation.

Originally posted by johnnysaucepn:

It's immoral not to allow questioning of religion. Otherwise you just end up with religion being controlled by all the immoral people.

Gimme some time on this one...I'm still mulling it over.

Originally posted by Alpha1029:

God is just an lazy answer to answer why the world is soo complicate, and I am not clever enough to think of another explanation.

You're on the right track...keep going.

Hint: In the universal scheme of things, we're like squirrels contemplating the creation of nuts. It helps to think of infinity. Once you've conquered that, you're well on your way. If that fails, PM johnnysaucepn.

Originally posted by Jaybro:

Originally posted by Alpha1029:

God is just an lazy answer to answer why the world is soo complicate, and I am not clever enough to think of another explanation.

You're on the right track...keep going.

I'm watching such an elevated pedagogy...

Originally posted by Belfrager:

I'm watching such an elevated pedagogy...

Don't be too hopeful.
.........................................
Did you know that Portugal is the favorite foreign country of Americans...that is, the small minority that have heard of it?

Originally posted by Jaybro:

Did you know that Portugal is the favorite foreign country of Americans...that is, the small minority that have heard of it?

Is it? Good for you. I don't loose my time with the American minority here.

Originally posted by Belfrager:

I don't loose my time with the American minority here.

Wise man.

Originally posted by Belfrager:

Is it? Good for you. I don't loose my time with the American minority here.

Good.
During next April I may well visit Portugal for *shits and giggles*.
(I'll update my location a lot next spring/summer.)


*= A phrase that means for the hell/heck of it.

Originally posted by thedawgfan:

Originally posted by Belfrager:

Is it? Good for you. I don't loose my time with the American minority here.

Good.
During next April I may well visit Portugal for *shits and giggles*.

While there try their wine while eating yourself silly on whatever they cook from the stuff they pull out of the atlantic.

you have god inside you

Originally posted by sudeep13582:

you have god inside you

didn't see anything on my last x-ray.

Originally posted by thedawgfan:

During next April I may well visit Portugal for *shits and giggles*.

Ah, that's a surprise, in that case I'll make an exception.

God is nothing, just a belief we have.

Cthulhu. We would also have accepted FSM and the IPU.

Cthulhu is the destroyer of worlds, and the bringer of darkness. And unlike your God, he doesn't live in some non-existent plane of nether being.

Please speak English. No one can understand your one line answers that closely resemble a Nigerian.

Originally posted by darkforbid:

Oh sorry... why exiled?

wow, you edited it and I still don't understand... bravo!

Curse those vague one sentence responses people give seemingly because they don't actually have any intelligent response available!

I'm attempting to follow Jax's rules. It's harder than it looks

And still, you make no sense.

*sigh* I have neither the desire nor the patience to explain it to you

More spam. Perfect

If God is dead,then who is ruling presently,how is he going to answer our prayer,he cant save himself from the torment ot judas.He cant save us guys

a+b=c any questions?

Originally posted by Hajimosho:

who is ruling presently

Who says someone has to rule?

Originally posted by TogaOga:

a+b=c any questions?

Yes.
How does 1+1+1= 1 (?)

???

Originally posted by Hajimosho:

If God is dead,then who is ruling presently,

Nobody.

Originally posted by Hajimosho:

how is he going to answer our prayer,

Nobody does.

Originally posted by Hajimosho:

he cant save himself from the torment ot judas.He cant save us guys

That's because imaginary beings rarely do anything at all, let alone saving anyone from anything.

Originally posted by thedawgfan:

Originally posted by TogaOga:

a+b=c any questions?

Yes.
How does 1+1+1= 1 (?)

In a modulo 1 ring that's perfectly valid. 1+1 would be 0 though.

never was good at math

Originally posted by Hajimosho:

If God is dead,then who is ruling presently,how is he going to answer our prayer,he cant save himself from the torment ot judas.He cant save us guys

Yep the tormet of judas... Look how they glory over your death now.

I understand now... them Atheist folks must have some kinda brain Damage...

Here are the titles:

-- "Where God Lives in the Human Brain"

-- "The 'God' Part of the Brain -- A Scientific Interpretation of Human Spirituality and God"

-- "The Hidden Face of God -- How Science Reveals the Ultimate Truth"

-- "Why God Won't Go Away -- Brain Science and the Biology of Belief"

All four books come out of a new and slippery field of study called "neuro- theology," which argues that the human brain is "wired for God," or mysticism, or spirituality.

http://articles.sfgate.com/2001-05-27/living/17600317_1_andrew-newberg-brain-science-parietal

Belief born of thoughts... Such a new concept

Originally posted by darkforbid:

Belief born of thoughts... Such a new concept

God is the lack that human beings have to achieve perfection

i know some who have brain damage. too much weed

judas is gone.

God still reigns.
Who knows how God judged judas.

just keep your faith.

God doesnt lie.

Originally posted by NewTonyIc:

God doesnt lie.

Humans lie. Humans created religion.
Therefore, your deity lies.

wait until Jesus arrives in the clouds. then you may change your mind.

Originally posted by TogaOga:

wait until Jesus arrives in the clouds. then you may change your mind.

Right, I'll be on pins and needles.
I can't wait to meet the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, Odin and Thor as well, seeing as how I and everyone else have as much chance of meeting them as I do of meeting the Roman-Era hippy.

laugh now...pay later

Toga ill do wonders against the beast.
He's just a mere man.
Unless im stop or not allowed.
But hell(he cause)trouble
that The Lord will come soon.
Also,i dont think the generation of the 144 has come yet.

Originally posted by TogaOga:

laugh now...pay later

Lovely.
I'm quite glad you posted this. This is christianity at it's finest. Well done.

Originally posted by NewTonyIc:

judas is gone.

God still reigns.
Who knows how God judged judas.

just keep your faith.

God doesnt lie.

Which version of Judas's death do you think was true...

that still remains a mystery to even me. Though speculation still goes around that has to walk with Lucifer, till ends time.

Originally posted by TogaOga:

wait until Jesus arrives in the clouds. then you may change your mind.

What if Cthulhu and friends awake first? Jesus is about 2000 years late already, you may want to make sure you'll be eaten first just in case

who wants a cookie?

who wants a cookie?

Yeah OK mate i will.

Originally posted by tcake:

Who's god?
God died for d world?

What kind of question is this?! What am I supposed to say or how am I supposed to answer this!?
"Oh yeah, god was my homie and he lived close by. We'd smoke dank every other day and get mega drunk!"
Right....

Honestly, how is this thread still alive?

What kind of question is this?! What am I supposed to say or how am I supposed to answer this!? "Oh yeah, god was my homie and he lived close by. We'd smoke dank every other day and get mega drunk!" Right.... Honestly, how is this thread still alive?

LOL. Who got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning?

Wow troy you actually said something worthy this time. On that note the OP changed the topic for some odd reason. and no Jesus died not god. If god died we would of known about it.

Originally posted by Iapeto:

Honestly, how is this thread still alive?

Nitpicking, pretty much.

Originally posted by Iapeto:

What kind of question is this?! What am I supposed to say or how am I supposed to answer this!?

It's purely voluntary. That's just the way things work here....well, except for thedawgfan who is required to comment on everything.

Originally posted by Jaybro:

That's just the way things work here....well, except for thedawgfan who is required to comment on everything.

Indeed.
Especially threads involving science or religion.
Why?
"Cause Jaygod told me to do so."

Wow troy you actually said something worthy this time.

Yeah yeah yeah kiss my arse.

A Hermaphrodite space being ?


New International Version (©1984)
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.

New Living Translation (©2007)
So God created human beings in his own image. In the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.

English Standard Version (©2001)
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.

New American Standard Bible (©1995)
God created man in His own image, in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them.

GOD'S WORD® Translation (©1995)
So God created humans in his image. In the image of God he created them. He created them male and female.

King James Bible
So God created man in his [own] image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

Originally posted by TroyMclure:

who wants a cookie?

Yeah OK mate i will.

a burrito?

Originally posted by MAXXTHRUST:

A Hermaphrodite space being ?

you uh high on something to remotely even think some crap like that; only you would come up, you like stick finger to far your brain or something?

Originally posted by Virusboy:

Originally posted by MAXXTHRUST:

A Hermaphrodite space being ?

you uh high on something to remotely even think some crap like that; only you would come up, you like stick finger to far your brain or something?

Well, it did say he created them male and female. What do you call a being that's male and female?

Originally posted by Macallan:

Originally posted by probafix:

God is owner of the earth,sky,living or non living things.he is the creator of the whole universe

... and exists in your head only, although many others have their own.

this

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I'm God!

Originally posted by progh:

Originally posted by Macallan:

Originally posted by probafix:

God is owner of the earth,sky,living or non living things.he is the creator of the whole universe

... and exists in your head only, although many others have their own.

this

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I'm God!

You're the voice in his head?

Originally posted by Macallan:

Originally posted by Virusboy:

Originally posted by MAXXTHRUST:

A Hermaphrodite space being ?

you uh high on something to remotely even think some crap like that; only you would come up, you like stick finger to far your brain or something?

Well, it did say he created them male and female. What do you call a being that's male and female?

Androgynous?