Do you believe in the existence of demons?

Do you believe in the existence of demons?

Did anyone notice that the demon phenomenon appears mostly in the new testament. The madman of Gathar, the blind man and a couple of others. Casting off the devils!

Another thing is this apostolic pastors, who seem to excorsise demons. But do they really exist? Anyone seen one? Or talked to one? Or at least encountered the phenomenon.

To hell with demons.The existance of demons is the christened pathway to the existance of God(definitely someone must cast them out).Definitely,both don't even exist(atleast non have shown their faces to me)

It depends how one look at it"the demon"
a person who dont believe in Prophecies (not Preachers) will say a Prophetic person when prophecising,the non believer of Prophecy will say the prophecy is demonic.

i'm on linux, i've plenty of demons running here

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

But do they really exist?

I think they have about as much chance of existing as Yahweh existing.
That is to say, not much, but it is possible.

Originally posted by NoobSaibot:

i'm on linux, i've plenty of demons running here

I tend to stick with daemons.

Originally posted by Billymish:

the non believer of Prophecy will say the prophecy is demonic.

I don't think that's what I'd say.

Originally posted by thedawgfan:

I think they have about as much chance of existing as Yahweh existing.

That is to say, not much, but it is possible.

Something along those lines.

We already covered this topic and I believe we decided that both Beyonce and Lady GaGa are indeed demons.

Demons do exist!!!! Meet my Ex wives!!

Originally posted by Frenzie:

Originally posted by NoobSaibot:

i'm on linux, i've plenty of demons running here

I tend to stick with daemons.

I used to be one, then I moved to R'lyeh

Demons exist as people

Originally posted by Macallan:

I used to be one, then I moved to R'lyeh

That explains a lot about you!

Originally posted by thedawgfan:

I think they have about as much chance of existing as Yahweh...
...but it is possible.

And you just affirmed Yahweh's existence!

gotcha! I knew that atheist act was just a front, Nick.

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

Originally posted by Macallan:

I used to be one, then I moved to R'lyeh

That explains a lot about you!

Did you really comprehend what he is implying?Read it slowly this time aroun.I mean slooowwwly

Originally posted by Frenzie:

I tend to stick with daemons.

i was about to write that, however, as wiki told me that both is valid, i've chosen "demon", so that i wouldn't confuse anyone

Originally posted by keloda:

Did you really comprehend what he is implying?Read it slowly this time aroun.I mean slooowwwly

Let the clown speak for himself! Or what do you think he said?

Originally posted by NoobSaibot:

Originally posted by Frenzie:

I tend to stick with daemons.

i was about to write that, however, as wiki told me that both is valid, i've chosen "demon", so that i wouldn't confuse anyone

Too late, just look at the last few posts

they didn't see your old avatar nor do they know that you're a bsd guy, hence are rightly confused

I think now you confused them even more

then i hope they follow Dieter Nuhrs advise "wenn man keine ahnung hat: einfach mal die fresse halten"

Demon is a wicked or cruel spirit. So if there is the existance of God and devil definitely the chances of their existance is high cos just as the angels work for God they work for the devil too

I suppose if d(a)emons do exist, it would be nice if they looked like this:

It's official, that's what female daemons look like

Yes i do.
They can come in the form of a woman or a man when you are feeling most venurable.
The devil is sly. He will rape you emotianlly and physically. Demons are the devils mates.
The only reason i believe in god is cos i believe in evil. \\\\the force of a cunt. we must fight the cunt. i really belive that,

Evil is a force. When you are on drugs its OK. When you have no drugs the devil is there. Satan is a fallen angel who wants your soul. I love being high and drunk. The devil likes it. God is your mother, and the clean part of you. God wants you to go to heaven. I have been to prison, and Jesus wants you to want him. I don't care what anyone else thinks. Thats the way it is. Its hard to be good, but i hope i can be.

@ dawg & mac: looks can be decieving.

@Troy: I know what you mean, evil is a force.

a demon is merely a metaphor for calling someone a dick. There's no such thing as god, angles or demons.

Well, well, well! We have one of them atheist fellas again!

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

@ dawg & mac: looks can be decieving.

Indeed, you looked like a reasonable fellow for a little while

Seriously, I have yet to see any statement from you that would qualify as an argument. Nothing but wild claims with no support whatsoever and plain nonsense. Oh yeah, and a bunch of gross oversimplifications.

Do you have any idea what we're talking about?

Originally posted by keloda:

To hell with demons.The existance of demons is the christened pathway to the existance of God(definitely someone must cast them out).Definitely,both don't even exist(atleast non have shown their faces to me)

Originally posted by Macallan:

Do you have any idea what we're talking about?

Are you? I mean, do you have any idea what you are saying now?

Keep it simple.

Originally posted by TroyMclure:

Evil is a force. When you are on drugs its OK. When you have no drugs the devil is there. Satan is a fallen angel who wants your soul. I love being high and drunk. The devil likes it. God is your mother, and the clean part of you. God wants you to go to heaven. I have been to prison, and Jesus wants you to want him. I don't care what anyone else thinks. Thats the way it is. Its hard to be good, but i hope i can be.

i suppose you were drunk when you wrote that?

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

Are you? I mean, do you have any idea what you are saying now?

ahh, kindergarten behaviour again.

My bad! The only member from cthulthu (devil knows where that place is) was acting childish again. So, to show my maturity, I'll apologise also on his behalf.

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

devil knows where that place is

Necronomicon

Not only do I believe...I have proof!

Originally posted by NoobSaibot:

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

devil knows where that place is

Necronomicon

My point excactly, that's an imaginary place. Macallan you are a classic!

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

My bad! The only member from cthulthu (devil knows where that place is)

Except that it's not a place. Thanks for proving beyond all doubt that you have no clue what you're babbling about.

Originally posted by Macallan:

Except that it's not a place. Thanks for proving beyond all doubt that you have no clue what you're babbling about.

and i made it quite easy for him ... he just had to rtft

Originally posted by Macallan:

Thanks for proving beyond all doubt that you have no clue what you're babbling about.

Drop dead It doesn't prove a thing.

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

Drop dead It doesn't prove a thing.

It proves that you can't ( be arsed to ) read. Which one is it?

Originally posted by Macallan:

It proves that you can't ( be arsed to ) read. Which one is it?

Oh really? Coming from a sunken place, devil knows where. You have some imagination! However proving someone is on your intellectual level seem very hard for you. We can never be on the same level.

One question for you 'emperor', am I a threat to your reign? Don't worry! You got back up and what a nasty trick you pulled. Any way,

Keep it simple.

When it gets complicated, call for back up.

There's no way you can win an argument with me.

Originally posted by thedawgfan:

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

But do they really exist?

I think they have about as much chance of existing as Yahweh existing.
That is to say, not much, but it is possible.

They do exist .

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

Originally posted by Macallan:

It proves that you can't ( be arsed to ) read. Which one is it?

Oh really? Coming from a sunken place, devil knows where. You have some imagination! However proving someone is on your intellectual level seem very hard for you. We can never be on the same level.

Yeah, you'd have to learn to read and comprehend as the first step of getting there.

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

One question for you 'emperor', am I a threat to your reign? Don't worry! You got back up and what a nasty trick you pulled.

Still babbling nonsense I see. What 'nasty trick' do you think I pulled?

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

There's no way you can win an argument with me.

You wouldn't know an argument if it bit you in the arse, kicked you in the nuts and slapped you in the face - you have proven that often enough.

I suspect this thread stands as ample proof that demons exist and that they love to spread dissension. At least, it's a good working theory for the moment to explain what I've just been reading.

Very astute.

Originally posted by mjmsprt40:

I suspect this thread stands as ample proof that demons exist and that they love to spread dissension. At least, it's a good working theory for the moment to explain what I've just been reading.

Threads like this are red meat for evangelical atheists.

i wil be happy if it is in this form

i dont care wat u ppl say but i do belive in demon ..... if there is no demon then howcome poor guys get married to women ( women=demon) see they match each other both r 5 letters ..... jk..jk... lol

Originally posted by rjhowie:

Very astute.

Yes,they exist.They appear in their frightening mask and a bomb tied round their waist.I have seen one of them in the tele!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone heard of Azazel? He is left handed and likes playing with people's minds. Watch the movie "Fallen" starring Denzel Washington. For more info check this out...

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

Anyone heard of Azazel? He is left handed

I'm left handed. I am obviously a demon. Bow before my fiery powers.

Maybe...

But I don't think too much about this, that can I do when I meet one^^
And if I don't meet one... Well, then just not.

Wait a minute there, Frenzie. I'm also left handed.

Ever watched Fallen? That Azazel character gives me the creeps!

I'm not quite sure.

Culture from the movies? Thats a good one!

The Azazel from here is a rather nice fellow compared with some other non demonic characters in the same book. In any case I liked Popota and Koroviev more (thats the good thing of having variety of choice, in the "good" side we only have a three headed monster god and lots of androgyne eunuchs).

In any case, if demons don't exist, how could your savior could have healed people by expelling them? Christians must believe in the whole package or pick a different sect, is that simple. The existence of Satan and the demons is an essential part in the doctrine of all abrahamic religions and in general you can find some sort of battle between Good vs Evil in most religions just because that struggle is part of the human nature itself (not in capital letters, tough).

Originally posted by Immanis:

In any case, if demons don't exist, how could your savior could have healed people by expelling them! The existence of Satan and the demons is an essential part in the doctrine.

a reasonable man at last!Now did somebody read that? Very slowly! Ten times if he likes.

Yes, support your irrational belief with an even more irrational premise.

Thabotizz, the definition of reasonable is NOT "Agree with my stone age beliefs regardless of how idiotic they sound."


Dear me.

Originally posted by Ward:

Thabotizz, the definition of reasonable is NOT "Agree with my stone age beliefs regardless of how idiotic they sound."


Dear me.

I don't care! See the worry in my face.

If you want some religious affirmation, go to church or something.
Jokers!

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

Originally posted by Ward:

Thabotizz, the definition of reasonable is NOT "Agree with my stone age beliefs regardless of how idiotic they sound."


Dear me.

I don't care! See the worry in my face.

I'll take that as a 'yes'. Do you have any idea what he's talking about?

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

If you want some religious affirmation, go to church or something.

Never mind the question above, obviously you don't

I believe there are demons and angels. Hey, im a die hard catholic.

What's up with this guy? Progressive from beyond the stars? What the H is that?

Qoute me all you like, you are only good at critising! Any way.
Keep it simple.

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

Originally posted by thedawgfan:

I think they have about as much chance of existing as Yahweh...
...but it is possible.

And you just affirmed Yahweh's existence!

gotcha! I knew that atheist act was just a front, Nick.

i taught same

Originally posted by thedawgfan:

I suppose if d(a)emons do exist, it would be nice if they looked like this:

degrading

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

Qoute me all you like, you are only good at critising! Any way.
Keep it simple.

Sorry, I'm not going to dumb it down any further. Not even for you.

Originally posted by Juggalo1:

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

Originally posted by thedawgfan:

I think they have about as much chance of existing as Yahweh...
...but it is possible.

And you just affirmed Yahweh's existence!

gotcha! I knew that atheist act was just a front, Nick.

i taught same

@ Thabotizz: No, I haven't. How on earth did you conclude that?
@ Juggs:

Originally posted by thedawgfan:

Originally posted by Juggalo1:

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

Originally posted by thedawgfan:

I think they have about as much chance of existing as Yahweh...
...but it is possible.

And you just affirmed Yahweh's existence!

gotcha! I knew that atheist act was just a front, Nick.

i taught same

@ Thabotizz: No, I haven't. How on earth did you conclude that?
@ Juggs:

not good dress like that she has no paint on her face :clown: not sure of bum bum ???