God is the best shopsteward.

God is the best shopsteward.

Since Devil has been found searching 4 some1 who's greedy 2 show no love, the Devil became the employer while any 1 who aint feeling happy under such employer will loose them jobs.

Certainly a different and very uncomplicated way of looking at things!

Yahweh (YHWH) is hardly the best shopsteward.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBkjK8z5n7k&feature=player_embedded

Originally posted by thedawgfan:

Yahweh (YHWH) is hardly the best shopsteward.

There are specialist gods for that

Well Tabotizz I kept it simple as you request but still passes you by so will let you get on with this one.

Look he is crying!
Poor rj

Well I should be crying because no matter how simple one makes it the point seems to float by you.

Originally posted by thedawgfan:

Yahweh (YHWH) is hardly the best shopsteward.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBkjK8z5n7k&feature=player_embedded

I have counted in the last 2weeks how many times you use this word ,are you sure your a Non Believer !!!!

The guy studies theology, he is preparing himself to be a priest. Ain't that obvious?

Originally posted by Juggalo1:

are you sure your a Non Believer !!!!

Yep, absolutely.

I doubt it

Oh he's a non-believer Thabotizz (beats the big drum for it every chance he gets) and like most youngsters who latch on to some deeply profound or stimulation, creed, etc, he cannot help but constantly remind us here on the Forums.

It is a right of passage in a sense of the young in whatever they believe they do with a fervour and determination that would tire. We can all think back to such enthusiasms. Over they years we tend to be more balanced than pontification evangelically (!) at every turn. He is in the normal mould of youth with such attitudes and feelings and he is of course perfectly entitled to have them as well as air them. It is when it becomes a cause celebre to be constantly reminded that is the sighing point.

He loves God with all his heart! Annoy him by saying the word and he will tell you his proper name every time he gets a chance!

That sounds like a <STRONG> believer </STRONG> to me. One day he will see it.

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

He loves God with all his heart! Annoy him by saying the word and he will tell you his proper name every time he gets a chance!

That sounds like a believer to me. One day he will see it.

You think referring to fictional things means you believe in them?

Originally posted by Juggalo1:

I have counted in the last 2weeks how many times you use this word ,are you sure your a Non Believer !!!!

so using a word makes you a believer?
does using the word "Hitler" make you a Nazi?

i know ... godwin

Originally posted by rjhowie:

Oh he's a non-believer Thabotizz (beats the big drum for it every chance he gets) and like most youngsters who latch on to some deeply profound or stimulation, creed, etc, he cannot help but constantly remind us here on the Forums.

Just like the oldies too, right Mr. Howie?

Wait a minute
Frenzie, let me clarify thedawgfan is a believer- it takes one to know one. He admitted to JC being God and we know Jesus exist, history proves it.

And NoobSaibot, I name satan in most of my prayers but that don't make me a satanist!

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

And NoobSaibot, I name satan in most of my prayers but that don't make me a satanist!

once again, a brilliant analysis there thabotizz

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

Frenzie, let me clarify thedawgfan is a believer- it takes one to know one. He admitted to JC being God and we know Jesus exist, history proves it.

i fail to see any logic in this one.

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

... we know Jesus exist, history proves it.

Wrong.

Come on! are you for real? You mean to tell me all these stories are a myth? Why write the gnostic scriptures if they are a lie?

Do you even realise just how many mythological characters there are??

Typical citizens!
Where do we get them :clown: people?
Somewhere up north, brainfreezeville!
Geezaz kryst!

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

Why write the gnostic scriptures if they are a lie?

why write fairytales? to entertain people. some of them believe the stories and go all nuts.

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

Frenzie, let me clarify thedawgfan is a believer- it takes one to know one. He admitted to JC being God

You really need to work on your reading comprehension

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

and we know Jesus exist, history proves it.

Nonsense. There are no independent sources on him at all, same goes for many of the events described in the NT.

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

Come on! are you for real? You mean to tell me all these stories are a myth? Why write the gnostic scriptures if they are a lie?

Think about it for a second ( come on, you can do it! ) - there are plenty other religious books that you, as a christian of some sort, are obliged to think of as false. Like the Quran, all the hindu scripture, the Dao De Jing, the egyptian book of the dead and countless others. Why would anyone write them if they are a lie?
Or maybe there are people who like to write pious mythology.

Originally posted by rjhowie:

Oh he's a non-believer Thabotizz (beats the big drum for it every chance he gets) and like most youngsters who latch on to some deeply profound or stimulation, creed, etc, he cannot help but constantly remind us here on the Forums.



It is a right of passage in a sense of the young in whatever they believe they do with a fervour and determination that would tire. We can all think back to such enthusiasms. Over they years we tend to be more balanced than pontification evangelically (!) at every turn. He is in the normal mould of youth with such attitudes and feelings and he is of course perfectly entitled to have them as well as air them. It is when it becomes a cause celebre to be constantly reminded that is the sighing point.

It's really amazing the things people will post/say when one has more knowledge of a subject than them.

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

He loves God with all his heart!

The god you are referring to, your god (Yahweh), does not exist.

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

Annoy him by saying the word and he will tell you his proper name every time he gets a chance!

Yeah, I will tell you the proper name only because it always astonishes me how many of the lot who worship that filicidal, pestilential, malevolent bugger do not know his proper name. After all, the word "(G)god" is such a cop-out. After all, (G)god could signify Odin, Thor, the FSM, Jaybro, etc.

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

He admitted to JC being God and we know Jesus exist, history proves it.

I posted you something that I figured would be of interest to you, and posted Thomas Aquinas' thoughts on the matter and the general christian belief. Hell man, if you think that JC is Yahweh, you should become a non-believer. Otherwise, he might smite thine arse. :thunder bolt:

Originally posted by NoobSaibot:

i fail to see any logic in this one.

As do I.
Frankly I don't know how to make it any "simpler" to him.

Originally posted by Thabotizz:

You mean to tell me all these stories are a myth?

Absolutely, they are nothing more than ancient literature.

Originally posted by Ward:

Do you even realise just how many mythological characters there are??

I doubt he does.

Originally posted by Dambor97:

Since Devil has been found searching 4 some1 who's greedy 2 show no love, the Devil became the employer while any 1 who aint feeling happy under such employer will loose them jobs.

with God's guidance:
the time i was a provincial "shopsteward" negotiator year 2007;
i saw and told my former employer same words"he represents Devil".

Originally posted by NoobSaibot:

Originally posted by Juggalo1:

I have counted in the last 2weeks how many times you use this word ,are you sure your a Non Believer !!!!

so using a word makes you a believer?
does using the word "Hitler" make you a Nazi?

i know ... godwin

whats hitler got to do with this topic
Are you still playing Mortal Combat ???

That last bit from thedawgfan just confirms my reasonable assessment re him and his religious attitude. That arrogance about being a know-all at 18 kind of emphasises it when claiming knows more. At that rate he will be a bore by 40. I think you are way off Thabotizz relating any spirituality to him in you haste to keep in with him! I sook in with no-one (!).

Originally posted by rjhowie:

just confirms my reasonable assessment

When you actually produce a reasonable assessment, on anything at all, I'll let you know.We'll pop open a bottle of virtual bubbly. You'll deserve it, after your incredible perseverance.

Originally posted by rjhowie:

That last bit from thedawgfan just confirms my reasonable assessment re him and his religious attitude.

Perhaps you need to look at changing your reasonable assessment metre?
If you know more about it than me, please explain to me the major differences in Maimonides and Al-Ghazali.
(I quite look forward to your response.)

[preacher] "Give God the first portion of your income, say that with me."
[crowd repeats] "Give God the first portion of your income."
[preacher] "Give it first! Not after the deducts. Not after the social security, and the hospitalization, and the malnutrition. Not after all these things on ya check, ya say 'I'ma give God a little what's left.' You do, and that's what
you gonna get from God."
Who am I? I'm not the Devil,
I can take you to my level,
Above the rocks, above the earth,
Tell me what your soul is worth.
How much money do you make?
How much will you let me take?
I will give you tranquility,
Just send you wealth and checks to me.
Life is going to expire,
And your soul will burn in fire.
You will perish in the thunder,
Unless you call my hotline number.
God has asked you to make me rich,
Me and my fat-rat gaudy bitch.
On your T.V.'s late at night,
Send those checks, and I'll guide you to the light.
[preacher] "Don't put away your wallets just yet, brothers and sisters. There's somebody here I'd like all of you to meet. This is little Jonathan.
Jonathan, say hello to the lovely people."
[Jonathan] "Hello."
[preacher] "Jonathan has problems. Twisted neck, tangled legs, crooked spine! But we can heal this boy! For just, uh, six thousand dollars, we can heal this boy!"
God called me and then stopped by,
And he told me you're gonna die,
Unless you buy my holy water,
(Check, cash, or a money order.)
This is true, don't question me,
I'll even send you shit for free.
It's only ten buck for the call,
And I'll send a prayer, no charge at all.
Put your lips up to the screen,
Close your eyelids, and intervene,
Your lips to mine, now send the cash,
And while you're there, you can kiss my ass.
Take your paycheck, and send me half,
And I'll send you God's autograph.
I'll get you Allah's, and Bhuddah's too,
Even Zeus, I dont give a fuck who,
Just send me that money.
[preacher] "Would you like to be healed, little Jonathan?"
[Jonathan] "Yeah, Reverend."
[preacher] "You see, brothers and sisters, this-"
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
[preacher] "Excuse me. [under breath] I told him never to page me on a sermon day.
Yes? Uh-huh.
Hallelujah.
Outtie.
People, that was the lord, today only, he will heal this boy, for just
five thousand dollars!"
Pass the collection plate
Pass the collection plate
Pass the collection plate
Pass the collection plate
(Show me how you give, I'll tell you how to live.)
Your total's twenty-two eleven,
For your set of keys to heaven.
Make the checks out in my name,
Me or God it's all the same.
Bring your crippled ass to me,
Pay my usher the holy fee.
I'll bless your legs, and bless your chair,
Then wheel your bitch-ass outta here.
Now a special ceremony,
This part don't cost any money.
Drip a drop of blessed water,
Now I fertalize your daughter.
Even though I fucked a hooker,
Took your baby girl and shook her,
You still buy everything I sell,
And I'm livin' well
See you in hell.
[preacher] "Four-thousand eight-hundred, nine-hundred, five thousan-Hallelujah!
You did it, brothers and sisters! Are you ready, Jonathan? Lord almighty,
we've met your price, give me the healing power, I can feel it! Lord!
Rumilumilamanamanumi! This boy is healed!"
[Jonathan] "Huh?"
[preacher] "Now, to the naked eye, it would appear that this boy has not been healed, but I can assure you, this boy's spirit has been healed! Inside this tangled, mangled frame is a healed little boy.
His spirit is healed! Hallelujah!"

[one sided phonecall to a restaurant] "Country Cookin', can I take your order?... You want the red-eye gravy with that?... With chitlins or black-eyed peas?... Lemme cypher up your bill, here... That comes to fourteen ninety-five... Okay, be ready quicker than two jiggles of a jackrabbit's ass."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_xVN24v6b0

Zzzzz..(yawn) ...has he finished yet?

For Me its good to communicate but whats the use of doing that if I do'nt know when I'm being noticed. This topic is for everyone who lives today even if they speak English bcuz of spirit they have or they are some diplomaticHEAD, if any1 would have been free to think of how much victroy as employees against employers when God would make every shopsteward to be easy to trust so no one would need facts about any-shopsteward. Using God is my freedom and I do enjoy God's existance according to my options. For those that want preaching of some style note this "MyBestSteward mostly wants(i.e like) to represent workers who are as "some drivers that do'nt enjoy responding to cellphone while driving on public roads(i.e "some spouces that do'nt enjoy day-dreaming-sex while they are using HumanRIGHT")", maybe these workers I'm about are drivers or some-spiritual-leader and I'm not a driver at-all or against some-spiritual-leader-system since this is a public-spot some-how.

If only somewhere in Genesis or one of the evangelists somebody had dropped something like E=mc² or the address of one of the many places I've lived, I'd be more comfortable. Alas and alack, such is not the case. Perhaps, though, the text has been lost or misplaced.

Originally posted by Jaybro:

If only somewhere in Genesis or one of the evangelists somebody had dropped something like E=mc² or the address of one of the many places I've lived, I'd be more comfortable. Alas and alack, such is not the case. Perhaps, though, the text has been lost or misplaced.

It is in a book with pages of gold, in Utah somewhere. I have never seen it or met anyone who has, but I am assured that it is there.

Originally posted by Jaybro:

If only somewhere in Genesis or one of the evangelists somebody had dropped something like E=mc² or the address of one of the many places I've lived, I'd be more comfortable. Alas and alack, such is not the case. Perhaps, though, the text has been lost or misplaced.

Actually, with some applied numerology, every version of genesis says 'Jaybro is god'

Originally posted by Macallan:

Originally posted by Jaybro:

If only somewhere in Genesis or one of the evangelists somebody had dropped something like E=mc² or the address of one of the many places I've lived, I'd be more comfortable. Alas and alack, such is not the case. Perhaps, though, the text has been lost or misplaced.

Actually, with some applied numerology, every version of genesis says 'Jaybro is god'

"and Jaybro was without form, and void. And Jaybro was upon the face of the deep"

Originally posted by OnetimePoster:

Originally posted by Macallan:

Originally posted by Jaybro:

If only somewhere in Genesis or one of the evangelists somebody had dropped something like E=mc² or the address of one of the many places I've lived, I'd be more comfortable. Alas and alack, such is not the case. Perhaps, though, the text has been lost or misplaced.

Actually, with some applied numerology, every version of genesis says 'Jaybro is god'

"and Jaybro was without form, and void. And Jaybro was upon the face of the deep"

'YHWH' is obviously an ancient, deliberate typo, it should read 'Jaybro'
All because the ancient hebrews were afraid of spelling out god's true name

In ancient Hebrew, Y sounds like J in English, H is silent like in French, W sounds like B and closing H sounds like RO. In short, JBRO is a remarkably accurate way of transcribing YHWH in English.

That leaves only one question - Jaybro, what the HELL have you been smoking back then?
( and where can I get it? )