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22. May 2010, 23:00:48

Lùcký

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If ur wife slaps u in d public wat will u do?

Occasions like dis have been taking place.let us b sincere to ourselves wat will u do?

22. May 2010, 23:09:38

parkerjm

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Unless you really did something to deserve it, why would you be with a woman who would slap you?
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22. May 2010, 23:13:49

rjhowie

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Well I damn well hope you don't talk in public like you do here in mobile phone speak you could deserve a slap? I'd like to join the queue.

22. May 2010, 23:16:25

parkerjm

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What if you are walking down the street with your wife and a girl who is passing by stops and tells you what a wonderful time she had last week?

A guy like you, howie, who has undoubtedly slept with 50% of women in your nation must have this problem occasionally.
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22. May 2010, 23:48:36

OnetimePoster

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She has finally found your spelling intolerable.

23. May 2010, 08:32:45

Thabotizz

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cry cry cry
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23. May 2010, 10:07:27

rgenerationx

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Originally posted by Lùcký:


If your wife slaps in the public, what will u do?
Occasions like dis have been taking place.let us b sincere to ourselves wat will u do?



LOL! please be frank!
>what made u to post this?
>did you got a hot n tight slap by ur wife in public?
>Will you take action after listening to our replies?????
:-D

23. May 2010, 10:19:25

jivelissie

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Depends on what the man did. I dont support wives or gf slapping their partners but some men altitude can be repulsive.
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23. May 2010, 10:30:43

Y0Y0

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Originally posted by jivelissie:

Depends on what the man did. I dont support wives or gf slapping their partners but some men altitude can be repulsive.




Especially when they're too tall. doh

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23. May 2010, 10:41:57

Frenzie

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I'm fairly tall. Don't slap me! D:
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23. May 2010, 10:44:35

rgenerationx

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Originally posted by Frenzie:

I'm fairly tall. Don't slap me! D:



me2 bigsmile

23. May 2010, 10:44:37

jivelissie

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the all length and no .... Type. Another story
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23. May 2010, 12:22:03

Macallan

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In Glasgow that's an expression of sympathy I've been told right
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23. May 2010, 12:53:34

Jaybro

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Did I deserve it?
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23. May 2010, 13:16:03

Macallan

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Probably right
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23. May 2010, 13:52:31

Jaybro

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Originally posted by Macallan:

Probably


You'll get no argument from me.
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23. May 2010, 15:17:06

Museatlantis

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No one should hit anyone but it happens. Obviously the woman must be angry to do that so try and figure out why she is upset
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23. May 2010, 15:21:49

rgenerationx

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Originally posted by Museatlantis:

No one should hit anyone but it happens. Obviously the woman must be angry to do that so try and figure out why she is upset



what about the insult that 've happened??????

23. May 2010, 15:27:16

zain9

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inviting slap means u were at fault.u need to be patient to avoid further unpleasant situation.

30. May 2010, 18:51:28

TroyMclure

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learn how to defend yourself. Jim Carey style. lol

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30. May 2010, 19:51:33

mjmsprt40

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Originally posted by TroyMclure:

learn how to defend yourself. Jim Carey style. lol

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I'll pass. Thank you very much (I think).

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30. May 2010, 20:04:36

mjmsprt40

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Originally posted by zain9:

inviting slap means u were at fault.u need to be patient to avoid further unpleasant situation.



It could also mean she was stinking drunk, in which case fault on the man's part doesn't necessarily have anything to do with it. I speak from some experience on this, trust me.

What I did about it: Hitting a woman back, in the same way you would do if a man hit you, is a non-starter. The police will be summoned and you'll be hauled off to the hoosekow as a wife-beater. Reasoning with her didn't work either (read "stinking drunk" for reason why that didn't work) and calling the police to report being hit by your wife is apt to cause more problems than it solves. Eventually she solved the problem herself by demanding that I divorce her. After pulling some finances together I did divorce her, but I doubt she was happy with the result. She really had it in her mind that I would be working two jobs seven days a week to pay her alimony while I slept in the back seat of an abandoned car and ate at soup kitchens. Instead, the judge issued a pittance maintenance for six months (now concluded) and according to Illinois law that's it. So, she's living in Chicago and I'm in the Western 'Burbs, about thirty miles away. Seems like a good arrangement to me, and life is a lot more peaceful now.
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31. May 2010, 11:06:47

Immanis

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Originally posted by mjmsprt40:

I did divorce her, but I doubt she was happy with the result. She really had it in her mind that I would be working two jobs seven days a week to pay her alimony while I slept in the back seat of an abandoned car and ate at soup kitchens. Instead, the judge issued a pittance maintenance for six months (now concluded) and according to Illinois law that's it.


Alimony... thats a concept I'm don't get at all and IMHO deserves the same fate than that other abomination known as dowry. In any case it was partially your fault, you know, after all you did marry her without knowing her good enough. My policy on those matters is to live together at least a couple of years and then marry if that makes her happy and we both are comfortable enough with the relationship.

31. May 2010, 11:16:58

TroyMclure

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Alimony... thats a concept I'm don't get at all and IMHO deserves the same fate than that other abomination known as dowry. In any case it was partially your fault, you know, after all you did marry her without knowing her good enough. My policy on those matters is to live together at least a couple of years and then marry if that makes her happy and we both are comfortable enough with the relationship.



I have never been married. However, i know from experience first hand and through friends that some women change when they get engaged.
I think Liam Gallagher hit the nail on the proverbial head with reference to marriage, when he said, 'I went up the aisle with a woman, and came back down with a fucking monster'.
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31. May 2010, 19:20:41

Jaybro

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Originally posted by TroyMclure:

It takes years and years to get to know somebody properly.


The Philosopher said, "Know thyself!" and I said, "Do I really have to?"
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