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Throughout history, there have been many tyrants such as Hitler, Pol Pot and Stalin. They seem to come around every few billion people or so. Therefore, given that there are 50 - 500 million sperm per ejaculation, I think I have saved the world from a large number of tyrants and have saved numerous lives. Not to mention the countless number of serial killers and other undesirables whom I have disposed of down the toilet.In my estimates, the number of people’s lives I have saved with my extracurricular activities is incalculable and it is because of this that I would like to enter my own name to win the Nobel peace prize.
The world is overpopulated and a magic pill for all diseases would be a disaster for civilization. We have gone far enough in science for now, have way too many thinkers, enough doctors and teachers and dont get me started on religious leaders. Humanity at the moment is the scourge of the earth and we are in serious need of downsizing in order to protect all other species and the earth itself. *crouches down, puts hands on head and braces for impact*.