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From mail,3 Monkeys
3
s escaped from the zoo...One was caught watching TV...
Another playing football...
And the third one...
(scroll down for answer)
No its not you...
Why do you always think you are a
?
- Charles F. Kettering
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/315f41bf75/koko-s-red-dog-screen-test
A man is out walking in New York city when he sees a little girl being chased by a fierce dog. He fights off the dog by hitting the dog’s head with a stick and saves the girl’s life.
The girl’s mother rushes over to him: “Thank you so much for saving my little girl. You are a true hero. Tomorrow all the newspapers will have headlines about ‘Brave New Yorker Saves the Life of Young Girl’”
“But I’m not a New Yorker,” the man says.
“Oh, then it will say in all the newspapers Brave American Saves Life of Young Girl,” says the mother.
“But I’m not an American neither,” the man says.
“So, what are you then?” asks the mother.
“I’m an Iranian,” the man replied politely.
The next day he sees the newspaper headlines:
“Islamic Extremist Kills American Dog.”

- Charles F. Kettering
- Charles F. Kettering
Originally posted by Tamil:
...or, he's saving him for later on when he gets hungry
http://www.wildlifeaid.org.uk
Originally posted by Tamil:
http://youtu.be/u4ZgVRJ-H8U
http://www.wildlifeaid.org.uk
- Charles F. Kettering
Originally posted by GreatLand1959:
"If there had been a computer in 1872,
I would have predicted the Internet coming into existence before 1900. (leirom)
- Charles F. Kettering
Opera Mobile 10(499), Mini 7.0, 4.4

- Charles F. Kettering
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDFc_GHDkHk
- Charles F. Kettering
- Charles F. Kettering
Originally posted by Tamil:
tamil's posts always scare me
http://www.wildlifeaid.org.uk
- Charles F. Kettering
- Charles F. Kettering
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