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how do you do that?

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Can you create a folder (in Microsoft Windows) named Aux or Con or Nul?

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Originally posted by scipio
Before leaving a restaurant in France, say:

“L'addition, s'il vous plaît.”

What is the meaning?

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Aishwarya's mom is very nice

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Luv program for C programmers

#include<STD ISD PCO.h>
#include<love.h>
#define Cute  beautiful_lady
 main()
{
           goto college;
           scanf("100%",&ladies);
             if(lady ==Cute )
                 line++;
           while( !reply )
           {

                 printf("I Love U");

                scanf("100%",&reply);

          }
            if(reply == "GAALI")
                main();  /* go back and repeat the process */

          else if(reply ==  "SANDAL ")
                exit(1);


          else if(reply == "I Love U")
          {
                lover =Cute ;
                love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
         }
           goto restaurant;
           restaurant:
         {
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
     if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
     cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
smoke++;
         }
}
     if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
     park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
  kiss = kiss+1;
}
     free(lover);
return(home);
     if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;
     pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
smoke++;
        if(pub.null())
{
pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}
    if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}
    friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}
    home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
     shut->yourmouth;
        call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice))
{
 hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
{
say->ILuvU;
scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}
   sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}

If you have sleepless nights...



If someone breaks the silence of a dark lonely night...



If someone sings new melodies in your ear every evening...



Then its nothing other than...


































Mosquitos...

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ECONOMICS SIMPLIFIED

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows.
You claim that that Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows and naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them, You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting actual numbers.

BANGLADESH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know economics.
You choose one of them as the Prime Minister of the country and the other as the Leader of the Opposition.

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