Pondus: Head of the family with almost Rainman-like knowledge of football.

Linda: Pondus' wife. Subjected every day to the trials of living with a complete sports nut, a teenage son and a one-year-old. A patient soul, most likely eligible for a medal of some sort.

Junior: The son. Just reached that age when girls sometimes hold more interest than football.

Rugrat: Has her own special view of the world. From below.

Raymond: Pondus' best friend. Probably the worst human hunter on the face of the planet. Yearns for voluptuius Tammy-Sue at the bar, but ends up with...

Well, something completely different...

Elsa: Raymond's mother. An iron lady with a dubious wardrobe. Bathrobe and slippers worn 24/7.

Günter: Elsa's husband and Raymond's stepfather. A short German with a fetish for lingerie and high heels. He wears them himself.