coxy's blog

So, I mentioned the other day that I signed up to Formspring and now I intend to post some of the best questions that people have asked on my blog. If you want to Ask A Question, feel free.

Are all these questions posted anonymously? #

Yes. If you have a user account at Formspring, you can choose to link the question to your user account - otherwise, it's anonymous.

Mac or Windows? #

I prefer Mac, but can and do use both... and Crunchbang Linux.

If you won a million dollars what would you do with it? #

Make a website where people who need money can send in their sob stories and I can help them out.

Where do you keep your secret gay porn stash? And why do you only share on a Friday? #

Hahaha. Excellent.

Happy Fridays are something that Espen of Opera Software started by posting a half-naked picture of The Hoff. I decided to carry this on, but the public demanded saucier pictures each week.

All pictures are found on Flickr. Take the 'Safe Search' off and even the most innocent search terms bring back the crudest results.

What's the capital of Lithuania? #

'L'

How often do you masturbate? #

*faps*

So far, most of my questions have centered around two main subjects; my facial hair and Hannah Eacock. This was pretty surprising to me, especially the latter - I didn't think people were interested.

Come on, be honest; that beard - it's not yours is it! You're looking after it for someone, aren't you? If so, who? Brian Blessed? #

Damn! You got me! The beard is made of the finest pubic hair taken from Chinese cockle pickers.

When will you shave? #

To be honest, I'm quite disappointed about how the beard has progressed. My friends are impressed, mostly, but I was hoping for it to be more wholesome.

The plan is to chop it shorter come January and I'll put some time into researching beard growth techniques.

Apparently, rubbing salt into your beard at night and placing a glass of water either side of the bed helps. The salt is attracted to the moisture and takes the beard with it - you'll look like Gandalf in next to no time!

Will you grow and weave your hair into your beard to become some sort of wookie creature? #

If I thought this would be possibly (sic); yes, I would.

What's the deal with Hannah Eacock? #

I am in love with this girl. This will never change.

Is Hannah Eacock your ladyfriend? All the letters and parcels you're sending to her (which you seem to want people to know about) point to YES. #

NO. She is not.

Why isn't Hannah Eacock your ladyfriend? #

For numerous reasons. However, some things shouldn't be discussed in the public domain.

Thank you to everyone who submitted some questions. If anyone wants to Ask Me Anything, please send them my way. All answers will appear instantly on Formspring and I'll post a semi-regular update on my blog.

I can smell something weird; it could be the butter in my beard.

BAM!