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Hobnobs

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coxy is addicted. Hobnobs are so, so 'moreish'... and if you don't believe me, you can @askjeevesdotcom - http://ow.ly/D5WO #

JeSuisAndy @coxy Jeeves isn't real. HE'S TOO PERFECT TO BE REAL. #

coxy @JeSuisAndy Telling me @askjeevesdotcom isn't real is like telling me that @jesus doesn't exist... #

Dagens sitat

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I promise to use my blog for more constructive posts in future; but every so often I'll hear something that makes me laugh so much that I need to write it down. Today, this:

It's not like he's a dangerous guy. I mean, we could get him in here and beat him up if we wanted to!

As you were.

Chat Up Line: Guaranteed Results.

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Chase me ladies, I'm in the cavalry is always good for a giggle. Sadly, not an Opera Community blogger.

Saw a girl on the bus today, bit of a fox, so I sat down opposite and attracted her attention by bursting a balloon. "I am a tomato," I announced, when she looked up. "So am I a fruit... or a vegetable?" She didn't know, so I explained to her in a nerd voice that technically I am a fruit in that I grow above ground, but that the United States Agricultural Department considers me a vegetable for the purposes of import levy.

Sadly, she did not speak English, otherwise we would have been getting naked within the hour. I have personally had over six hundred women using this method.

http://chasemeladies.blogspot.com/

Lunch Fail

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Sausage & mash in a wrap! Pret are the saviors of lunch!
stephenackroyd, 10 minutes ago from Tweetie


After eating some, I do not recommend this wrap. :frown:
stephenackroyd, 4 minutes ago from twhirl

The Ultimate Contraceptive

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Me: (referencing the TV) Oh no, the condom split!
Tor: Bummer!
Me: You could do. That'll do it - and it won't get her pregnant.

RustyRockets

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My Booky Wook is number 6 on the New York Times best seller list. Alas, i want it to be number 1. Please go and intimidate bookshop staff.

No.1 in the New York Times best seller list is "My Wookie Book" by some arsehole called Chewbacca. We must usurp this illiterate goon.


Russell Brand - rustyrockets - twitter status

9 Days

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Nine is the number of days it's been since I updated this blog. However, it seems like a lot more than that, for some reason. Really.

So, there's been stuff I've done and stuff I've don't. I will tell you briefly about as much as I can remember. It will include some photos and some stories.

Little Man Tate
Yesterday was exciting, costly and just great. I got into work and realised that Little Man Tate were playing later that day in Fopp Manchester. As it happened, it was the only day in weeks that I'd not brought my camera with me to work. So, at lunch, I hurried home and fetched my camera.

That's where the expensive part comes in; it's not cheap to catch the metrolink 4 times in a day, a bus and taxi to the house, and then to pay for dinner as well. I think in the end, I spent as much as I would if I were buying a ticket to watch the band play.

Anywho, I did get to watch the band play, and take photos. The band were brilliant, they are really good (music wise) and real friendly (person wise). They didn't mind me sticking around through the autograph signings and getting photos of people with the band. And then they'd invited a bunch of people to the pub afterwards - but I didn't go along. Wanted to get home instead.

Photos are up online at Flickr. Please check them out, and if you have an account, post a comment or note. Only a few of them are up on Opera Community; but I couldn't upload them all, the server monkey seemed to be asleep.

David Brent on Microsoft
We make some cool stuff in work sometimes. One of the videos we made for Microsoft has recently been leaked onto the wonderful world of the web; making various news sites across the net.

It starred Ricky Gervais as David Brent, his popular character from TV series 'The Office' and was made in conjunction with some other film agency for Microsoft as an internal Training Video. YouTube have pulled the video, apparently; but it's still on Google Video. There's the original edit, and then the out-takes.

Microsoft are holding an investigation into who leaked the video onto the web. I'm quite sure it wouldn't have been anyone from my work; but there will have been so many copies floating around over the past year. Employees of all three companies (mine, the film agency and Microsoft itself) would have passed it around the work place, friends, relatives. Not only that; people who have worked on the video would've left each company with a copy, and it made a nice addition to their portfolio - which could've been passed onto any number of people.

I'm not condoning the release / leak of the video (not that all this publicity is doing Microsoft any harm); I just don't find high hopes for Microsoft finding the culprit.

Whoever did release the video anyway, isn't very good at video encoding - it's rubbish quality! P:

Oh, and as I said, we do all sorts of cool stuff at work. If you're a rich person, or a company like Opera (nod nod, wink wink) and want some advertising / promotion / an event / branding / film and video / new media - navigate your way around our complicated website - then get in touch.

Until next time.

Importance of Understanding

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So, as I said in my last post; I was off work Thursday and Friday and took a trip to Leeds to see Amanda. It was good to see her and all the other folk in Leeds. When I got there I decided I should learn to find my own way around Leeds for future visits, so took it upon myself to make my own way to Amanda's house on foot, instead of getting the bus or taxi.

The coach arrived in Leeds at 12.30pm. At around 3.30pm, I'd arrived at Amanda's house. I admit, I got lost a few times; but at least I know my way around now. (you see how that works?) Beside, its not like Amanda was awake anyway - she was still tucked up in bed with her boyfriend, Chris.

Thursday night both Amanda and Chris were working at FAB Cafe. So, I spent the evening propping up the end of the bar. It wasn't so bad, and I didn't really mind. At least I was getting to see Amanda. We got home at around 4.30am and went straight to bed. It was good to have chance to sleep after a long day.

On the Friday, Chris was working again in FAB, so Amanda and I had the day to spend together. We went round the shops and I bought her a really pretty dress that she wanted. I hate having money - and love spending it. I usually spend it on all sorts of crap, but its great when I get to spend it on my friends.

At about 6.30pm, Amanda and I made our way to FAB Cafe to meet her boyfriend who finished work at 7pm. Because it was St Patrick's Day, everywhere was full of people pretending to be Irish and drinking Guinness. The three of us were quite bored of that, so went home and watched movies all night.

Saturday, I woke up about 11.30am and bidded farewell to Amanda and made my way to the coach station to go back to Manchester. I hung around in Manna, a nice cafe in Picadilly Gardens, whilst I waited for Vikki to arrive from Chester. When she got to the station, we went around the shops in Manchester. I bought a cool A-Team bag made from an old original A-Team duvet! How wicked is that?!?

Vikki stayed over Saturday night, and on Sunday we went to the Trafford Centre for a look 'round, and then to the cinema to see V for Vendetta (info | imdb). Personally, I loved V for Vendetta (info | imdb) to the point of wanting to applaud at the end of it (and not because it was over), but without wanting to hype it up in the slightest; go and see it and make of it what you think.

Speaking of movies, I've also joined Amazon's DVD Rental Service. Right now, through the letterbox at home, I should have Sin City (info | imdb) sat awaiting my arrival. I've decided to sign up to the rental service because it seems a great deal - especially when I have the capability to copy the DVDs.

Anywho, I'm back in work now, and the weekend is over. I will end with a quote. Its not something I'd usually do, or something you'll probably understand - but nevertheless;

The phone rings to a barrage of small words, all of which lead to a greater meaning. Coherency is slim, but importance of understanding is sought after for all to be well and the situations returns to the calm of the night. She could've been a poet or she could've been a fool - just sing me to sleep.