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NEWPORT BEACH -- A local man has been hospitalized after a metal dumbbell ring became stuck on his penis.

The unidentified man was reportedly trying to elongate his organ. But instead, the ring cut off circulation, causing the organ to swell to five times its normal size and turn black.

The man was hospitalized in Newport Beach.

The deputy fire chief in Costa Mesa, Keith Jones, said the ring had been stuck on the man for about three days, and that the man at first resisted treatment.

Jones also said the patient was "obviously having some other issues." Or maybe the guy just thought it was working. A black penis, five times the normal size?????

The middle-aged man eventually allowed city urban rescue experts to remove the ring in a two-hour, ultra-delicate procedure involving a pneumatic chisel and sent sparks.

The man's condition isn't known, but Jones said it appeared he remained fully intact.

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Comments

Samuel Connor 24. September 2009, 23:33

I love all these stories of stupidity. If you haven't already, I recommend you check out thedarwinadwards.com. Think you'll enjoy it. All the best mate.

Rick 24. September 2009, 23:53

Maybe we should submit this one :smile:
Thanks for the link.

Samuel Connor 25. September 2009, 00:20

Just realized, I spelt the link wrong. It should have been thedarwinawards.com but I'm sure it wouldn't have hindered you to much.

Rick 25. September 2009, 00:55

nope, I had heard of it before also.

Brian 25. September 2009, 19:35

I think his penis size is the least of his issues.

Karen 6. October 2009, 15:15

Sweet Jesus! Three days?! :faint:

Karen 6. October 2009, 15:17

P.S.
Girls just love a guy with big metal plates hanging from his junk. Especially if his junk has turned blackish purple & is all swollen up on the end. Yeah...uber sexeh. :rolleyes:

Rick 7. October 2009, 03:21

My son was looking at some of my and Lenora's new technology toys last night. I showed him my new 4GB flash drive that is about as big as my fingernail. He said that if anything else of mine gets any smaller, Mom is going to devorce me.

Rick 7. October 2009, 03:21

My son was looking at some of my and Lenora's new technology toys last night. I showed him my new 4GB flash drive that is about as big as my fingernail. He said that if anything else of mine gets any smaller, Mom is going to divorce me.

Karen 7. October 2009, 16:38

:lol: Hahahaha!

Reminds me of my son! I have a miniature shoe collection. One day I said, "I like miniature stuff"...my son replied, "Obviously. You're with Dad!" :lol: SNAP!

Rick 7. October 2009, 20:57

You can't shoot them :smile:

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