Out My Window

First it was Al Gore and his Convenient Lie, then Tiger slipped on a nine iron, and now we find that the Swine Flu was a hoax to sell vaccine.

Jane Burgermeister, an Austrian science journalist and investigative reporter has filed criminal charges with the FBI against the World Health Organization, the United Nations, and high ranking U.S. officials and business executives. She alleges that officials conspired to use a virus – the H1N1 “swine flu” – that was engineered in a lab to create a flu pandemic in order to sell vaccines.

She calls it an act of bioterrorism. Oh what a time to be alive!
Burgermeister said it’s reasonable to assume it came out of a laboratory, specifically a bioweapons laboratory.
On the surface the charge appears outrageous, and yet the evidence Burgermeister has gathered is compelling.
Even Adrian Gibbs, respected Australian virologist, said on record the swine flu was lab made. He said it was released by accident.
Burermeister claims,

The disease was genetically engineered and the virus deliberately released to trigger mass compulsory injections with a substance that is classified as a bioweapon according to the U.S. government

I expect everyone who reads my blogs to be able to use Google, therefore Most of the time I don't list sources or links.

Some are dismissing this as another "conspiracy theory". Well, even those have their entertainment value but... it is worth researching. I was turned off by the "part of the World Order" comments but after looking at what she has uncovered, It really could have been released by a lab whether on purpose or not.

I am concerned about this seemingly quirk in the human element. American element maybe, but surely a quirk of sorts.

Let us start:
We conduct a female beauty contest. A pageant, if you will. A competition based mainly on the physical beauty of its contestants, although such contests often incorporate personality, talent, and answers to judges' questions as judged criteria. This is a BEAUTY CONTEST for FEMALES.

We have judges. The judge is like an umpire in a game and conducts the trial impartially and in an open court. We have a male gay judge IMPARTIALLY judging a contestant's reaction to a question about gays. When a judge delivers his ruling it is usually accompanied by legal president not "I wanted to scratch her eyes out!" because her PERSONAL views did not match his.

Granted she knew the judge was a flaming fag and should have answered in a way to please him so he wouldn't throw a hissy fit but, no... she answered the way she felt.

So then she gets fired because she openly defended her belief in marriage based on a man and a woman because she was raised that way in her faith.

She brings legal action because she thinks she has the right to believe men and women should marry. Now that is dropped because sex tapes have turned up.

When I heard they turned up SEX tapes with her, I rushed to the internet to... ah, research the new evidence. Just to find out it was just her touching herself! Big deal there! A heterosexual homophobic beauty queen touching herself? Tell the truth! Wasn't there half of the hetero male population imagining the same thing?

Ooooh, and nude pictures of a beautiful woman? Topless. She showed a little tit! Jeeze, you would think she had pulled a Paris Hilton! The picture above is just as "sexy".

Then she is humiliated because she had a melt down on Larry King! Larry King? Really? Does the intellectual need to hear a swimsuit model interviewed? Does someone really care what she thinks of the world issues?

With all the problems we have in America today, why is this news worthy? Shouldn't all this be expected?
If you want to impress us, get nude pictures of someone we would never imagine without clothes.

Lisa and A.J. Demaree brought the memory stick from their digital camera into the Walmart in Peoria, AZ, in order to have their family vacation photos developed. Among the photos were several taken during the kids' bath time, which led Walmart employees to call the police. Because the Demarees' three children, all of whom are under 5, were naked or partially naked in the photos, the police accused the couple of sexual abuse and child pornography. The children were taken away by Child Protective Services during the investigation.

Thanks Walmart, You are once again our moral compass, keeping us safe from perverts of the world.

During the investigation, the police found no evidence that the Demarees were anything but loving parents. "In fact, the parents were shocked when the police came to the door and the CPS came to the door; they were wondering why they were doing this," said Richard Treon, attorney for the Demarees. "And the ultimate irony of this whole thing is, the mother of the children is a trained interventionist as a school teacher to assist families and children where the children are being abused."

Mrs. Demaree was unable to work for nine months because she had been charged with sexual abuse. The three children spent more than a month in foster care. Attorneys for the state, it has been claimed, defamed the character of the Demarees in front of more than 35 friends, family members, and co-workers. Furthermore, Treon estimates that the family has spent more than $100,000 defending themselves in various courts. As well child abusers should be handled.

But... The Demarees were never prosecuted.

Now the Demarees have filed two lawsuits. One against the state of Arizona, Peoria and the state Attorney General's Office, claiming defamation of character and emotional stress. The second lawsuit is against Walmart, claiming that the company is at fault for not properly disclosing its "unsuitable prints" policy. Mostly, the suit centers on the claim that Walmart was acting as the morality police. "The people who work in the Wal-Mart doing the processing are usually very inexperienced, very uneducated people who have little or no background in life generally and certainly no expertise in deciding what photographs are sexually exploitative of children," Treon points out. "It puts the clerk in the position of becoming the moral censor for the police and for society, and that's not what Wal-Mart clerks should be hired to do or empowered to do. This is every parent's nightmare, what happened to this couple, and the grandparents and the whole family and the whole community."

OMG! What would happen if Walmart ever found my son's birthing pictures? Excuse me, I have some burning to do.

NEWPORT BEACH -- A local man has been hospitalized after a metal dumbbell ring became stuck on his penis.

The unidentified man was reportedly trying to elongate his organ. But instead, the ring cut off circulation, causing the organ to swell to five times its normal size and turn black.

The man was hospitalized in Newport Beach.

The deputy fire chief in Costa Mesa, Keith Jones, said the ring had been stuck on the man for about three days, and that the man at first resisted treatment.

Jones also said the patient was "obviously having some other issues." Or maybe the guy just thought it was working. A black penis, five times the normal size?????

The middle-aged man eventually allowed city urban rescue experts to remove the ring in a two-hour, ultra-delicate procedure involving a pneumatic chisel and sent sparks.

The man's condition isn't known, but Jones said it appeared he remained fully intact.

Traffic had been tied up for five hours while Chen Fuchao threatened to jump to his death because of a failed business venture that left him owing $260,000 when 66-year-old Lai Jiansheng walked up, shook his hand and pushed him over the edge.

I pushed him off because jumpers like Chen are very selfish. Their action violates a lot of public interest. They do not really dare to kill themselves. Instead, they just want to raise the relevant government authorities' attention to their appeals.

Seems the bridge had become a favorite jumping off point with 11 attempts since April and some were just getting fed up with the inconvenience.

UPDATE 9-1-09

Government officials in south-east China have ordered workers to cover a 1,000 ft long steel bridge in butter to prevent citizens from using it to attempt suicide.

All the climbable surfaces on the structure in Guangzhou have been covered in greasy fat to put an end to the spate of people threatening to jump from it, The Sun reports.

Government spokesman Shiu Liang said: "We tried employing guards at both ends but that didn't work - and we put up special fences and notices asking people not to commit suicide here.

"None of it worked - and so now we have put butter over the bridge and it has worked very well. Nobody can get up there and nobody who tries ever falls."

Bridge guard Wong Man added: "The butter makes the bars and frames slippery and hard to climb on to, and we can easily catch them.

"Each time somebody threatens to commit suicide to get media attention or sympathy over personal problems we end up with several hours of tailbacks and there were lots of complaints.

"Since we put up the butter there have been no problems with these attention seekers."