That's news to me

Words
mon·de·green (mŏn'də-grēn', môn'-)  -n.- A series of words that result from the mishearing or misinterpretation of a statement or song lyric.
des·ul·to·ry (dĕs'əl-tôr'ē, -tōr'ē, dĕz'-)  -adj.- Having no set plan; haphazard or random.
fisking A point-by-point refutation of a blog entry or (especially) news story.

Comics

• C  - What are you doing, Linus ?
  L  - I'm making my own set of flashcards. These are just like the ones they use in school. And they're a great aid in learning to read.. [ LOOOK ] I'll hold them up, Charlie Brown, and we'll see how good a reader you are... Ready ?
  C  - LOOOK
  L  - Uh huh! Very good... Now try the next one..
  C  - TAYBUL
  L  - Good.. And the next ?
  C  - KOW
  L  - Very good.. Now let's go a little faster..
  C  - PAYPUR, DORE, HOWSE, WELKUM, NIFE, SPUNE!
  L  - Excellent! Do you want to run through them again ?
  C  - No, I think once is enough... Awl thys reeding is harrd onn mi eyys!