Dante S. NEWS

Quick info, July 23

Astronomers glimpse exploded star Sunday, 23 July 2006
Theory says that white dwarfs self destruct when their mass equals 1.4 Suns. [...] At the moment, sitting just below the critical mass, the novae on RS Oph blow themselves out, achieving brief episodes of brilliance.
But soon, RS Oph could pass the tipping point - the nuclear flame will detonate from deep inside the star and blow it apart. How soon is not clear.
Red Baron heiress killed parents Sunday, 23 July 2006
Suzane von Richthofen's former boyfriend, Daniel Cravinhos, and his brother, Christian, have already confessed they beat her parents to death in their Sao Paulo home.

Words
euchre \YOO-ker\ -verb- cheat, trick

Comics

Doctor - Do you get any exercise ?
Patient - I golf, but I'm lousy at it.
Doctor (scribble) - "Wanders aimlessly."
- There's only one way to stop him from hitting trees. Plant them in the fairway.
  - HEY.. Dat is pack of gum. You promiss us zeeba.
  - Yeees, I know what I promised, but the contract offers you a mere pack of gum.. You should have read it.. I am, after all, Satan.
  - Ohhhhkay.. Now you leesten to me, meester Beezybub!! If we no get zeeba, you no get soul, got it ?!?
  - ... Me hope flavor last looooong time.
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