My OperaJokes, July 27
Thursday, July 27, 2006 7:11:20 AM
Two policemen enter in a train compartment:
- Guns ? Money ? Drugs ?
- No, thanks. A coffee, please...
Man was not made to work. Proof: we get tired!
- How many people work in this office ?
- With the boss, 5.
- So without the boss, 4 ?
- Oh, nooo... without the boss NO ONE works.
and the hackneyed variant:
- How many people work in this office ?
- 'Bout half.
On a street, an old gypsy woman was selling sunflower seeds at 10¤ a bag. A young man that passed there every day gave her the 10¤, but never took the bag of seeds.
One morning, the gypsy woman stops him, trying to tell him something, but he continues to walk in a hurry, just saying:
- So you want to know why I never take the seeds ?
- Noo, noo... I want to tell you that they're now 20¤ a bag.
See also http://my.opera.com/honeybe/blog/show.dml/373752
See also http://my.opera.com/SiliconHeart/blog/show.dml/374486
- Guns ? Money ? Drugs ?
- No, thanks. A coffee, please...
Man was not made to work. Proof: we get tired!
- How many people work in this office ?
- With the boss, 5.
- So without the boss, 4 ?
- Oh, nooo... without the boss NO ONE works.
and the hackneyed variant:
- How many people work in this office ?
- 'Bout half.
On a street, an old gypsy woman was selling sunflower seeds at 10¤ a bag. A young man that passed there every day gave her the 10¤, but never took the bag of seeds.
One morning, the gypsy woman stops him, trying to tell him something, but he continues to walk in a hurry, just saying:
- So you want to know why I never take the seeds ?
- Noo, noo... I want to tell you that they're now 20¤ a bag.
See also http://my.opera.com/honeybe/blog/show.dml/373752
See also http://my.opera.com/SiliconHeart/blog/show.dml/374486
