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Comics of the month

Comics

(on a desert sign) You are ... temporary ubiquitous 24 August
  - After 25 years of service I got a certificate suitable for framing.
  - See! And you thought you were wasting your life.
  - Yeah, now I can prove it. 24 August
Beauty parlors keep nature from taking its course 24 August
What if sports writers had their errors published every day in the newspapers ? 25 August
Fixed incomes. What boxers get paid for taking dives. 26 August
Optimists are hope addicts 26 August
(dinosaurous reading newspapers)
  - .. "You will be wiped out by a giant meteor."
  - Hey, that's exactly what my horoscope said!
  - Mine, too! I'm telling you guys, those astrological forecasts are pure bunk... They could be written for anybody! 26 August
I was going to call and order a LA-Z-BOY® recliner, but man, the phone's over there. 29 August