Kansas Board of Education Bans Pokémon
Saturday, 1. March 2008, 18:57:14
The Kansas Board of Education has approved a ban on all Pokémon trading cards, video games, and anything related that has the name Pokémon on it because of the belief that it promotes kids to believing in evolution. Teachers now must search their students daily to make sure they aren't carrying anything with the name on it. Anything found will be permanently confiscated, that means you don't get your game back Jack. On top of all of this, if you dare do something as evil as bring a Pokémon video game to school they have the right to suspend you or even expel you if you repeat this crime.
At first, churches around the area were handing out pamphlets to other parents warning them of the dangers of Pokémon. From there, they started protesting and sending letters to the big wigs in charge of the school system. These people meant business! They even had several Pokémon merchandise burnings at church events!
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Watching how religions change, in non-productive ways and in discomforting manners, people's life is the first reason I had to become an atheists, I mean, wouldn't God want us to have fun playing a game he himself made for us to enjoy. The japanese guy who did it is just his "tool".
If I were God I'd definetely be an atheist or Buddhist to the most extreme.
The Author of this comment is a 17 year old kid from Panama, Central America.
Sam.
By LightSideMewtow, # 2. March 2008, 02:15:32
This site proves that pokemon isnt banned. But if people keep believing in this intelligent design carp and dont even CONSIDER theory of evolution as a possibility this type of "prank" may become REAL!!!
The Boards of Education from all around the world should ban religious believes that put man's scientific development at stake, instead of considering this type of archaic measures as it is to banned a fantasy video game. If something so FANTASTIC and UNREAL as a rat that can shock people with electricity puts in risk a religion, then that religion is even more fantastic and unreal.
Again, the author of this comment is a 17 year old kid from Panama, Central America,
Sam!
By LightSideMewtow, # 2. March 2008, 02:49:19
well that's funny and weird?
By magnezone150, # 2. March 2008, 06:18:22
By dark mewtwo, # 2. March 2008, 17:34:55
EVOLUTION ??? POKEMON ???
OK THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID I JUST TO LAUGHT HA HA HA
OK THAT A SIDE !!!
I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ANY THING SO STUPID AS THIS
NEXT THEY'LL BE BANING
YU GI OH FOR DAVIL SHIP
NEED FOR SPEED FOR GANG PROMO'S
DIGIMON FOR THE LOVE OF THE INTER NET
BARNY FOR BEING A PART OF THE EVOLUTION THING
WINY THE PO FOR GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT
ELMO FOR LAUGHING TO DAMN MUCH
THE TV SHOW SRUBES FOR PROMOTING THE WILL TO LIVE AND NOT WANTING DIE AND GO TO HAVEN
NARUTO FOR PEOPLE ACTION LIKE THEY HAVE NINJA POWER'S
DBZ FOR THE DRAGON BALLES O YA IN THE REAL OLD DAYS THE DRAGON WAS EVIL
ANY THING WITHA SKUL ON IT FOT SATEN WARSHIPING
* ITS SING OF DEATH DAMN IT *
I COULD KEEP GIONG BUT I THINK YOU GET THE EDEA
THIS IS A LOAD OF BULL S***
WHO THE HELL DID THIS IS STUPID BEWOUND BELIEFE
AND I NEVER GOT THE POINT OF BYE'ING A LOAD OF SHIT JUST TO BURN IT
I JUST DONT SEE WERE THESE DUM ASS'S GET THE MONEY TO BYE EXPANSIVE FIRE WOOD
ONE POKEMON IS LIKE ALMOST $40 THE CARDSS ARE $3.50 A PAKE
AND GOD ONLY KNOWS HOW MUCH THE OTHER STUFF THE GOT WOULD COUST THEN
BUNCH OF MORON'S
AND THIS IS WHY IAM ATHIST !!!
I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST ANY RELIGION BUT THIS IS A SING OF THEM NOT WANTING TO LOSE THE POWER THEY ONCE HAD
THEY GOT GREEDY AND NOW THAT THEY ARE LOSEING POWER THEY DONT LIKE IT
BY GOD DONT GIVE UP BUT THIS IS JUST STUPID
By darkHeartLord, # 6. March 2008, 02:00:20
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By Guyver7, # 9. March 2008, 01:41:35
o no theyer betting up a pikachu get them .......
By darkHeartLord, # 9. March 2008, 01:43:41
By Guyver7, # 9. March 2008, 12:49:25
its a lot like the romens they were loseing there power and tryed every thing they could to keep it but still they lose
its about the same thing only the church is much much stronger and as lasted a lot longer and now that they'er loseing power they dont like it
sorry iam athist
so i call it like i see it
By darkHeartLord, # 9. March 2008, 19:03:04
By Guyver7, # 9. March 2008, 19:07:12
lol
By darkHeartLord, # 9. March 2008, 19:18:06
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By darkHeartLord, # 10. March 2008, 00:01:41
It would have be right
By dark mewtwo, # 10. March 2008, 03:39:04
By Guyver7, # 10. March 2008, 11:31:55
and i want to see just how good you are
iev never betten him in a far fight so if you can win thenbi will have a good estimet of your skill
o this is for pokemon
youll have to set it up with him
he dosent hack like i do
By darkHeartLord, # 10. March 2008, 17:04:05
and i want to see just how good you are
iev never betten him in a far fight so if you can win then i will have a good estiment of your skill
o this is for pokemon
youll have to set it up with him
he dosent hack like i do
By darkHeartLord, # 10. March 2008, 17:05:57
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By muzikrocks, # 28. March 2008, 22:10:41
but what i want to know is what human is going to konwningly run the song backwards in the first place cuzz that to me seem a little stupid
and to prove my point take a religus song and play it backwards it will do the same cuzz iev tryed it my self its the hole
cobra and snake thing you ask me
spell than backwords you get
arboc and ekans so there just playing off that you ask me
By darkHeartLord, # 28. March 2008, 22:18:24
By muzikrocks, # 28. March 2008, 22:29:35
i think some dum ass was bord shit less and ran thr tape backwards and said that it was the voice of the divel will then we most all be the devil cuzz back words i sound like alven from the cipmonkes
By darkHeartLord, # 28. March 2008, 22:48:23
By muzikrocks, # 28. March 2008, 22:56:48
but you get the idea right
By darkHeartLord, # 28. March 2008, 23:05:25
By LightSideMewtow, # 29. March 2008, 02:30:26
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By darkHeartLord, # 29. March 2008, 23:14:31
By Guyver7, # 30. March 2008, 11:31:46
By muzikrocks, # 30. March 2008, 14:48:23
and i cant stand that fucking name
plz call me any thing but by my real name
By darkHeartLord, # 30. March 2008, 16:35:59
By Guyver7, # 30. March 2008, 17:43:03
By muzikrocks, # 30. March 2008, 18:07:18
By Guyver7, # 30. March 2008, 18:11:15
my mother is abitch my father was a drugy my grandparents cant keep there f'ing nose out of my life
and no one on my father side of the family wants any thing to do with me
havent heard from any of them in 12 years
so as you can see i dont really want to carry on there name
By darkHeartLord, # 30. March 2008, 18:21:26