Lyrics- I try to picture the girl Through a looking glass And see her as a carbon atom See her eyes and stare back at them See that girl As her own new world Though a home is on the surface, she is still a universe
Glory God, oh God is peeking through the blinds Are we all here standing naked Taking guesses at the actual date and time Oh my, justifying reasons why Is an absolutely insane resolution to live by
Live high Live mighty Live righteously Takin' it easy Live high Live mighty Live righteously
And try to picture the man To always have an open hand And see him as a giving tree See him as matter Matter fact he's not a beast No not the devil either Always a good deed doer And it's laughter that we're making after all
The call of the wild is still an ordination why And the order of the primates All our politics are too late Oh my, the congregation in my mind Is this assembly singing of gratitude Practicing their lovin for you
Live high Live mighty Live righteously Takin' it easy Live high Live mighty Live righteously
And singing out And just take it easy And celebrate the malleable reality You see nothing is ever as it seems Yeah this life is but a dream
"Once upon a time, there lived a beast in a town. No one knew where he came from, a butcher grabbed him from garbage one morning, he was just a born baby, crying and displaying with a poor look. The butcher was so not astonished why his mother decided to neglect him, his extraordinary form explained why. Not need to tell how ugly he was, which could scare a man to death for glancing at his look. That was not a bit much to say that he was uglier than any wolf what had been seen in the area. As the beast grew up, he became freakier every year. The residents turned him out anywhere showed his presence as if he had leprosy or rather nasty odder disease. He never knew how he looks like, however, eventually the beast decided to have a look of him through the water on the river nearby, that day it was a little muddy, yet he saw his blur mirror-image which was too awful out of his imaginative not to take rest of his life in insomnia. He wondered what type of mammal he belonged to, “of course couldn’t be a human”, it was the first and also last time he allowed himself to view his terrible figure through a mirror. The beast cried not a tear during the night he ran out all energy for fleeing the town. Steps led him went far off to the forest, and stopped by a solitary valley. He was busy for new beginning, built a cottage, hunted animals as foods, and hid from people.”Friends”, it never existed in his vocabulary although he knew what it was, and how happy if he’d have one, “Happy”, another abstract term. All he did after filling up the stomach everyday was to confine in the cottage, darkness, complex, loneliness, and it seemed like his worst fear had gone. Days by days, his life was bet to keep going on this way forever......... Long time ago in a far-off land, a princess was born with hair as black as night, skin as white as snow, and lips color of rubies. She was called Snow White. Living in such a splendid palace, her childhood was alike to live in Heaven, and perfect like a dream. The King and Queen loved her like the dearest treasure. Not need to tell how beautiful she was, which could let anyone hypnotized in a first sight. That was not enough to describe her beauty by words and paints, but for certain there was no one could bring out a lovelier angle than the princess. As she grew up, she became more beautiful every year. The crowded of princes surrendered her madly every time as if she was more interested than any hunting or party. She also adored herself, every impossible leisure time; she viewed herself in front of the mirror and being surprised how beautiful she was. However, life condition didn’t feed her up as a kind of arrogant princess. She’d like smiling to everyone, and being attentive to those who were poor. “Sadness”, an informal word to her although she knew what its definition was, and it only happened if she felt in boredom, “Boredom”, another vague word. All she did after having waking up every morning and got off the bed was to spend a nice day on somewhere in her father’s kingdom. Days by days, her life was prayed to keep happy this way forever........."
Two totally different worlds: one lived like hell, and one upon the heaven. This is what people called two parallel lines. Is there any way to give two parallel lines a chance to meet at one intersecting point? People always say yes to every impossible matter, but is it really that?
One day, the Pope is visiting America and driving around Washington in his limo when he gets an idea.
"Driver? Can I drive for a while?"
"Sure," says the driver. How can you say no to the Pope? So the Pope takes the wheel and starts driving like a maniac all around Washington -- dodging in and out of traffic, going eighty, cutting people off. Soon, a cop pulls him over. But when the Pope rolls down the window, the cop stops dead in his tracks, and goes back to the car.
"We got somebody really important here," he says to his partner.
"Who is it? Is it a senator?"
"No. More important."
"The president?"
"No. More important."
"An ambassador? Who?"
"I don't know. But the Pope is his driver." -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ONE GOOD DEED
A guy just died and he's at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafin' through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy. St. Peter goes through the Book several times and furrows his brow
"You know, I can't see that you ever did anything really bad in your life, but you never did anything really good either. If you can point to even one REALLY GOOD DEED -- you're in." The guy thinks for a moment.
"Yeah, there was this one time when I was driving down the highway and saw a giant group of Biker Gang Rapists assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on and sure enough, there they were, about 50 of 'em ripping the clothes off this terrified young woman. Infuriated, I got out of my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked up to the leader of the gang, a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the Biker Gang Rapists formed a circle around me. So, I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Layed him out. Then I turned and yelled at the rest of them, 'Leave this poor innocent girl alone! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'" St. Peter, impressed, says, "Really? When did this happen?"
"Oh, about two minutes ago." -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CLOSER TO GOD
A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"
And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."
The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"
And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
Hey, lazy students, dudes and gals. During your school life must have at least once skip class, right? Then watch for these reasons for skipping a class.
1/ I had to take my pet rock to the vet to be put down
2/ I decided floclicking in the park was a better use of my time
3/ I was busy setting off the fire alarm ...I mean... uhm ...
4/ I was shaving my girlfriend's head
5/ Train had a flat tire
6/ I thought this class was optional or something
7/ Dog ate my my homework, then I firgured, why come
8/ I was caught in my zipper
9/ My dog ate my clock alarm
10/My poop got stuck in my bottom
Of course those are jokes. Don't practice them to be called an idiot