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I'm surely yours, ....

Is Blonde really stupid? Find out the truth here!

[1]
MIRROR, MIRROR

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first.

"I think I'm the smartest woman on earth."

"POOF!" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try.
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"I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth."

"POOF!" She disappears. The blonde goes up.

"I think--"

"POOF!"

[2]
THEY'RE GREATTTTTTT

One morning, a blonde decides to do a jig-saw puzzle of a tiger. When her husband comes home from work, he finds his wife still staring at the pieces, unable to put any of them together. The blonde looks to her husband confused and says, "Honey, I''ve been working on this puzzle all day and I can''t put any piece together!" Her husband then replies, "Let's put the Frosted Flakes back in the box first."

[3]
BURNT BLONDE EARS

A blonde goes to a doctor because both of her ears are burnt. “'Sit down and tell me how it happened,” says the doctor. “Well,I was ironing my clothes when I received a call and instead of picking the phone I picked up the iron and burnt my ear.”“'But that's one ear - what about the other?”“The guy called again!”

[4]
BLONDE KIDNAPPER

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, ''I've kidnapped you.''

She then wrote a note saying,''I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.'' The blonde pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, ''How could you do this to a fellow blonde?''

[5]
A BLONDE GOES TO THE LIBRARY?

Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."

The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"