Howdy.
Friday, July 16, 2004 3:04:02 PM
Hi, whoever is reading this. i like you. Come closer. Feel me breathing. There we go. Not too close, freak. Back off! Good, confortable now? Good.
Some musings, seeing as this is what I do.
POP TARTS
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Face it, they are ace. Everyone loves em. But why, oh educated people, is it impossible not to burn yourself on them. I'm not saying they are too hot, or that we should sue the makers for piping them with delicious filling, but simply that WE KNOW THEY ARE HOT, YET WE STILL BITE RIGHT INTO THEM. We can't wait. We like them gooooood.
CHAVS*
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You had your time, now f*ck off and die. please. Thank you Burberry.
*see also: townies, kevins, charons, shelley's etc etc...
Some musings, seeing as this is what I do.
POP TARTS
---------
Face it, they are ace. Everyone loves em. But why, oh educated people, is it impossible not to burn yourself on them. I'm not saying they are too hot, or that we should sue the makers for piping them with delicious filling, but simply that WE KNOW THEY ARE HOT, YET WE STILL BITE RIGHT INTO THEM. We can't wait. We like them gooooood.
CHAVS*
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You had your time, now f*ck off and die. please. Thank you Burberry.
*see also: townies, kevins, charons, shelley's etc etc...
