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jDownloader

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One-Click-Hosting is one of the current trends you will most likely come across if you often want to download something on the internet. It has several pro's, as it doesn't require the downloader, nor the uploader to register anywhere, it is free and it works pretty easy.
The con's are often, that files have to be splitted because of size limits, captchas and download-limits.

The most used of those services is rapidshare i assume, which has all of the beforementioned con's.
The downloadlimit can easily be circumevented by reconnecting to the internet, if you have an dynamic ip-address, which is pretty common where i live. This still takes some time and i don't like to do this, because there are sometimes connections you just don't want to drop.
You could let all this stuff handle your computer, if there wasn't the problem with the captchas to be filled in.
There are different solutions which are able to fill out the captchas and download your files for you, one
of these is called cryptload, it's huge and filled with binaries and only made for windows. The last time
i checked it also required routercontrol to reconnect, but since i like my linux more that software is out of question.

I am not a big friend of java, but the fact, that the programm called jDownloader is written in it, makes it perfectly usable on my ubuntu linux.



It still has lots of bugs, but i got it running and it works pretty fine and fast, fills out the captchas, downloads the files and searches your clipboard for usable urls.
It supports several hosters through plugins, has an awesome amount of configuration options and is available for free there:
https://www.syncom.org/projects/jdownloader/

Order ist overrated

Throwing everything on a big heap is good enough !

Contaminated drinking water

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The water in my hometown has been contaminated due to big amounts of rain these past days.
We are advised only to use the water after cooking it. No showering for me then today, nice.


edit (19.12.2007): the water is drinkable again since last friday (14.12.2007) hooray !

Api Hooking in Windows

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If you ever think you should implement apihooking for windows on your own, something along the following lines may happen to you:
At first you have to load your own dll into the target process, no big Deal in Windows XP nowadays, just allocate some memory, write your dlls name there and make a quick call to CreateRemoteThread and there you go.
Now you have your dll loaded and start patching code, you have a bit of trouble with your length disassembler maybe, maybe not. Well, your code is written and looks like it should work, but it does not of course.
Code is never written down and works instantly, at least not very often. So you fire up your favorite debugger and start to examine what happens with your api hooking.
At this point you should bring something very important into your mind: how are software breakpoints set most of the time ?
In case it does not pop to your mind instantly: your debugger writes at the position you want to have your breakpoint at a int3-instruction (0xCC in hexadecimal). This causes an debugging exception, which is caught by your debugger.
So, if you set a breakpoint on the api you want to hook, before your hook is actually implanted, you will (if you overwrite the beginning with a jump to your own code) find the saved instructions beginning with 0xCC and therefore totally messed up. So, bear that in mind: do NOT put a breakpoint on something that you are about to save somewhere :wink:

Happy Birthday to me :)

I just won a opera t-shirt, thanks Espen, thanks Opera :D


http://my.opera.com/prizes/blog/2007/12/01/christmas-advent-calendar-winners

rockbox

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I finally got my cf-card formatted, which i wanted to use in a defect iPod i got from a friend.
The former iPod mini with 4 Gigabyte harddisk space now operates with 1 gb compact flash memory, but it finally works again and i even got rockbox installed on it.
Now even things like ogg vorbis and flac are no problem at all to playback.

I am currently listening to "Klaus Nomi - The Cold Song", encoded in flac of course, though i doubt a bit, that my earphones are of high enough quality to enjoy it to the fullest.


Therefore i thank one of my two best friends, Norbert, for formatting my card and helping me with installing rockbox.
I also thank him for the fun i had with his remote controlled miniature helicopter and congratulate him again on this fabulous present he got for his father, and for the accomplishment which justified that present, you rock! (pun intended).

Good Night !

Oh, and of course i thank Johannes for the donation of the defect device :smile:

Ball Pits !

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Randall, the creator of xkcd, obviously knows how to live a luxurious life and have fun at the same time. Instead of buying a couch he built his own ball pit for around the same price. Click on the image to read the whole story.


All the people i like to be with agree with me, that having your own ball pit is absolutely desirable, and you too, my dearest reader, must think of something like that to be something essential for a happiness-filled life.
I for one don't have the money for something like a couche or an ball pit, but i thought of a different approach to fulfill my needs: stealing.
I know at least bigger shops around here with ball pits, i bathed in one already with delight and happiness, though it gave me some strange looks from the other customers.
I have to find out how many balls i need, and how many of them i have to take with me per bath to gather them in a reasonable amount of time.

Once i am rich enough...

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One of the first things i will buy once i have an appropiate Amount of pocket money is a piece of software called IDA PRO as "IDA Pro Advanced Base NAMED License". That said, it currently costs 690 EUR. It supports more than 40 different processors for disassembly and should be in every reverse engineers software collection.
I wished microsoft would buy the vendor datarescue, so i could get it through msdnaa :wink:.

I need a hat collection

I just realized, that for ultimate happiness it is absolutely necessary to grow an awesome beard , but only to possess several different hats for different Occasions.
I tend recently to walk around with an cylinder-like hat which actually belongs to my little brother, as the hat which i lend from my good friend norbert is not that good looking anymore. They are both cheap hats, i once tried to buy myself a 90 years old chapeau claque, which then turned out to be too small for my head, so i gave it to my other brother.
Apart from that i own a cheap pirate hat, which is also too small for my head.

Obviously i need to get
myself a bit more money, so i can not only buy myself an neo1973, but also stock up a bit on awesome hats.

So, which kind of hat fits good to my long black leather cloak which i wear in cold times ?

Anyone who want's something he can give me for present for my upcomming birthday should definitely think
about an awesome hat, which fits my head.

Hopefully the chinese shop in bonn still has the authentic chinese rice-hat which once belonged to a great monk.

I think my hat size is somewhere between 57 and 58 cm, but 58 would be most likely better...
This one would be pretty good i think :> :

stupidfilter

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As you may know by now, there are some guys who want to fight stupidity on the internet with technology. Therefore they started a project called stupidfilter on http://stupidfilter.org .
They are gathering mostly youtube comments as a source of internetstupidity, which the put through some automated filtering and human moderation. Though the idea sounds a bit stupid in itself again, it's no absolutely uninteresting and i would really like to know what will come out of it in the end.

Talking about stupidity: if you want to become a moderator for them you have to take a test, which is so easy, that even i can pass it. Funny fact: you don't have to put in a name or email-address to continue, so they seem a bit mentally challenged themselve :wink:

I could be wrong here of course and it's all part of their evil plan.

Talking about evil plans, just one night before i read about their plan i thought about something like that as well but threw that idea quickly in the big garbage can in my mind.
Another stupid idea i came up with long long time ago is now being adapted by some japanese people...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,,2209957,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=technology .
Obviously i am not the only one with such useless ideas, but other people are actually thinking that those are great ideas. Maybe i should sell my stupid thoughts somehow, there must be some way of gaining profit in this.
The idea of melody roads was abandoned by my friends and me pretty fast, as we came to think, that hearing the same song over and over might get annoying.



Back to stupidfilter:
The project is currently only for the english language, but i as a german citizen suffer much more from the stupidity of fellow german kids (computers are just to easy to operator nowadays, if we would abandon our mice and went back to keyboard-only control we could get rid of so much stupidity :> ).
So i will see how much i can follow my own little project, to get rid of a lot of stupidity i encounter daily in a onlinecommunity which i joined because of my brethren and some of my friends.
For now i created a 31 Mb big copy of the forum posts and created a simple search engine for fun.

Now i will have to think about how i can rate the posts by spelling and writing style.
After that being done i will be able to give ratings to users based on their posts, which will then allow me to filter out everyone who is below a certain rate.

Another funny idea would be to take my own points, use that as normal and rate everyones iq, assuming, that i myself had 100 iq points.
Absolutely unscientific and stupid, but people with ratings near to my own one would possibly worth taking a look at.

If you are interested to search forum posts for stupidity you should look there, as it currently is working:
http://www.uni-koblenz.de/~dduenker/cgi-bin/sucker.cgi
Who know though for how long.