CAR ACORONYMS
Sunday, 25. January 2009, 23:03:07
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Impelemented
BMW
Born Moderately Wealthy
Break My windows
Bought my wife
BUICK
Big ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE
Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
FIAT
Fix It Again Tony
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Failed In All Tests
FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fails On Rainy Days
Fast Only Rolling Downhills
HONDA
Had One ____ Never Did Again
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MERCEDES
Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
NISSAN
Needs Immediate Salvage So Abandon Now
OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, leisurely Driven Sedan Made Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PONTIAC
Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac
PORSCHE
Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
ROLLS-ROYCE
Regarded Only AS Luxury Style. Runs Over Your Current Expenses
SAAB
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Send Another Automobile Back
SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA
Too Often Yanks Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vechicular Object
Please post a comment tell us what you think and if you can think of anymore would love to read them!!
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Impelemented
BMW
Born Moderately Wealthy
Break My windows
Bought my wife
BUICK
Big ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE
Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
FIAT
Fix It Again Tony
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Failed In All Tests
FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fails On Rainy Days
Fast Only Rolling Downhills
HONDA
Had One ____ Never Did Again
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MERCEDES
Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
NISSAN
Needs Immediate Salvage So Abandon Now
OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, leisurely Driven Sedan Made Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PONTIAC
Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac
PORSCHE
Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
ROLLS-ROYCE
Regarded Only AS Luxury Style. Runs Over Your Current Expenses
SAAB
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Send Another Automobile Back
SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA
Too Often Yanks Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vechicular Object
Please post a comment tell us what you think and if you can think of anymore would love to read them!!
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